Brad Pitt likes the pool sex

August 6th, 2009 // 80 Comments

In a candid interview with Parade, Brad Pitt reveals his love of doing Angelina Jolie in the pool and milking that gay rights excuse to avoid getting married:

On not getting married to Angelina:
“I have love in my life, a soul mate–absolutely. When someone asked me why Angie and I don’t get married, I replied, ‘Maybe we’ll get married when it’s legal for everyone else.’ I stand by that, although I took a lot of flak for saying it–hate mail from religious groups. Man, I resent people telling others how to live! It drives me mental! Just the other night, I heard this TV reverend say that Angie and I were setting a bad example because we were living out of wedlock, and people should not be duped by us! It made me laugh. What damn right does anyone have to tell someone else how to live if they’re not hurting anyone?”

On if one his kids turned out gay:
“Would it bother me if a child of mine turns out to be gay? No, not one bit. Listen, I want my kids to live the lives they want to live. I want them to be fulfilled. I hope I teach my kids to be who they really are.”

On the secret grotto behind his pool’s waterfall:
“[It's] a great place for sex.”

You know where else is a great place to have sex with Angelina Jolie? ANYWHERE. If she asked me to do her in a cemetery, I’d be like “Wait. That wasn’t you in the coffin?” Because I’m an eager lover. Ladies?

Photos: WENN
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  1. ryan

    first and i would have sex with angelina jolie anywhere tooooo

  2. JiggyJules

    Gentlemen? it is what it is….you can do it. anywhere you wanno

  3. JiggyJules

    Gentlemen? it is what it is….you can do it. anywhere you wanno

  4. stupidass

    wait, what’s this? are he and jennifer aniston on the outs?

  5. ImARobot

    Good for him. He is sticking up for what he believes.

  6. Mac

    “Would it bother me if a child of mine turns out to be gay? No, not one bit. Listen, I want my kids to live the lives they want to live. I want them to be fulfilled.”

    He wants his children to be filled? Gross.

  7. N

    Yay pool sex!

  8. effyeray

    So he’ll get married when people can marry… livestock? … Kids? … Cars? … Food? Get bent secret fag.

  9. Zanna

    Last time I had pool sex, they added more chlorine when we got out.

  10. Yeah, right...

    ‘Maybe we’ll get married when it’s legal for everyone else.’

    Give me a break. If you don’t want to do something, any excuse will do. Any excuse.

    Didn’t picture Pitt as such a phony.

  11. Colin Bleaux

    More genius coming from this idiot who smokes…

  12. Feckless

    Why isn’t there a live-feed on the Jolie-Pitt household like there was on those puppies? I could watch them all day. There’s no way my life could ever match up to theirs (hers) anyway.

  13. JenniferAniston

    I do not recommend pool sex. I recommend sex in a room with mirrors. I love to watch myself. I love watching myself so much I forget who I’m having sex with. Maybe that’s why Brad left. No matter. Now he doesn’t get to to look in a mirror and see me having sex. I still do.

  14. Christina

    Giant Douche.

  15. LOSER

    What a LOSER….honestly Brad could you not be honest for one minute….you had to say all the ‘Politically Correct’ things to please people. Your such a FAKE!

  16. LOSER

    What a LOSER….honestly Brad could you not be honest for one minute….you had to say all the ‘Politically Correct’ things to please people. Your such a FAKE!

  17. Big love

    You can tell when Aniston’s bitter hags post. They just can’t move on with their bitter little lives. Yeah boy to the pool sex!

  18. Rachell

    Who’s dressing Pitt these days? He reminds me of Will Ferrell doing Robert Goulet.

  19. Erin

    More details on Angelina…. Id leave my husband in a heartbeat for her

  20. Megan

    #8 -

    Yes, because marrying another human being will certainly lead to people wanting to marry kids, food, machines, etc. Because teaching kids about France makes them want to move there, and teaching kids how to read makes them want to write novels about baby Jesus being fucked by polar bears. Damn, just turned myself on.

    And why would you give a fuck about whether or not the man is gay? He’s got no problem with how people live their lives as long as they aren’t hurting others, AND he’s fucking Angelina Jolie (thus rendering your Fox News, uneducated opinion absolutely meaningless).

  21. A pool’s worth is about as much water Kate Gosselin would need to douche…

  22. Cindy

    So true Big Love. X bitter fans been riding his back for the last 5 years that’s why they don’t have a life.
    I’m happy Brad and Angie found true love. Bitter freaks can eat it.

  23. Albin Bainbridge

    Yes Brad, I’m sure you watch religious channels to see reverends complain about you. Please. Just admit you’re a commitmentphobe jackass.

    @ 16

    Spot on. Pitt’s over-the-hill and starting to go crazy.

  24. Anna

    Why would this man have cause to lie about anything he thinks? He is a world-wide celebrity, he has more money than most of us can dream of, he is the partner of the most beautiful woman on earth and they have a family…so, you honestly think he gives a flying fuck what anyone thinks him?

    And to the idiot who for whatever reason brought it up, he quit smoking a couple years ago.

  25. Albin Bainbridge

    @ 24

    “Why would this man have cause to lie about anything he thinks?”

    Because his affair with Jolie and subsequent unwillingness to commit paints him in a negative light for some people, so instead of being upfront and saying that he just doesn’t want to marry he has to spin some B.S. to make it look like he’s some amazingly compassionate person.

    Also, he dresses like a moron.

    Also, Pitt fangirls are just way too annoying.

  26. how convenient

    -until men can marry goats I will not wed Angie

  27. Haha oversharing. I love his sense of humor.

    -meream

  28. Kelly

    What’s with the old Jewish lady from Miami glasses?

  29. Sandra

    What the hell Albin Bainbridge he didn’t have an affrair on you dry ass. Stop dry humping the man’s life and go get your own.

  30. Anna

    So, Brad Pitt’s spin doctors are telling him to say all this bullshit about his belief in gay marriage rights. Really? So, he’s making all that up so people will go see his movies? So savvy.

    Let me ask you this: DID YOU SEE A RECENT ARTICLE WHERE HE STATED HE DID NOT BELIEVE IN GOD? He denounced God and could alienate half the planet right there, but he’s going to lie on gay marriage? What the fuck ever.

    And if you’re a guy and don’t love him for bringing Tyler Durden to life you’re either gay or have a delusional sense of jealousy. I’m going to go with you being a fag.

  31. Kay

    I believe it’s one of J Aniston fools posting over and over again.

  32. ?

    well,……. the facial manscaping is kinda gay

  33. Ricard

    ‘Maybe we’ll get married when it’s legal for everyone else.’

    What a cock.

  34. Taylor

    @25. Albin Bainbridge how do you know Brad Pitt mind. You seem to post a load of B.S . What do you think if you try to make him look bad it will make your girl Jen look good. This man found the love of his life and has a beautiful family get over it already put the past behind you and move on.

  35. Taylor

    @Anna. I would worry about Jennifer Aniston’s spin doctors because they have to fix that crazy fool’s image who is running all over town with her fake nipples sticking out to make her look more f-ckable.

  36. Martin

    The guy got a right to be happy and looks and sound like he is mighty happy with Jolie.

  37. Somebody

    I bet he makes Springfield, MO feel proud. (where he is from) People have the same right to tell him what to do just as he as the same right to tell them to STFU. Get over yourself, Brad. Be happy everyone can speak their minds and can at least move to another state for gay marriage.

  38. Duh

    “Why would this man have cause to lie about anything he thinks? He is a world-wide celebrity, he has more money than most of us can dream of, he is the partner of the most beautiful woman on earth and they have a family…so, you honestly think he gives a flying fuck what anyone thinks him?”

    Both of these two NEED people to care what they think. They probably think that Congress might actually legalize marriage nationwide if [gasp] Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie don’t make it legal because of gay rights. They absolutely believe their own hype. Hell, enough people tell you they see wings on your back, you might just try to jump off a building and fly one day. They are both sanctimonious, self-important tools.

  39. ha

    Mmm, there’s an older guy who’s kept his hotness. And he’s been in a handful of good movies. That’s all I ask for in a movie star. Good for him that he’s “living in sin” (hahaha) with one of the most beautiful women on Earth.

    And stop being such fucking moralists. If we’re talking religion, we’re all sinners, so no one has any right to accuse another of doing something bad or wrong.

  40. JC!

    The paranoia of the whiny Jolie-Pitt fans on celeb. blogosphere is totally psycho. These people are freaks.

  41. Senior Pepe

    @35

    You can buy fake nipples?
    Cuz they’d really make my man-boobs look much more sexxah!

  42. SrfStrng

    #19- I am with you 100%… I would also leave my husband for Brad :)

    #22- You are so right! All these negative people are bitter. I feel bad for all of them :(

  43. mai-tai

    Brad Pitt is going to age so hard. Gross.

  44. Lisa

    … And the transformation is complete.

    I actually had hoped that this douche bag would eventually grow some balls of his own.
    But it seems like he’s morphed into a male Angelina.

    What a coincidence that with each change of partner, he has a change of personality, opinion, outlook, etc.

    I’m no psychologist, but it seems like the man has no identity of his own.

  45. Hmmmm… he’s my favorite.

  46. blackcat

    He’s starting to look old and worn out. I guess it happens when you have that many kids.

  47. Is there a time when he’s not posing this guy…

  48. Jeffer

    Why does he shave his arms?

  49. Miss Brown Eyes

    I’m thinking after reading this, Dustin Diamond just took a huge leap up towards getting off the douche list… and Brad Pitt took his place.

    Brad Pitt == BP== Bigass Piehole…. just shut it already!

  50. Marie

    The real douche bags are Jennifer Aniston and her pathetic people that follow Jolie/Pitt to every blog to pull this negative posting shit. If Aniston and her pathetic sick fans would get a life they would not ride Jolie/Pitt blogs and post all day but I guess they have to work and Jen must pay them well to bash Jolie/Pitt.

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