Brad Pitt & Jennifer Aniston

Looks like previous rumors that Jennifer Aniston was pregnant can be replaced by brand spankin new rumors that her and Brad Pitt have decided to adopt. It’s only fair that these two not be able to produce a child though, considering it would rule the world through the sheer force of its physical beauty. Really, the best part about this story is that there’s actually some flaw with Brad Pitt. I guess being the hottest man on Earth doesn’t gaurantee good sperm. I win!

Now if only there was some heterosexual explanation for these pictures.

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