Brad Pitt is a chameleon

January 27th, 2006 // 81 Comments
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I know they say that dogs start to look like their owners and all that, but I didn’t know it also applied to human men. We should all be thankful that he never hooked up with Rosie O’Donnell, because I don’t think a 300 lb angry lesbian Achilles would have been quite as convincing in Troy. Or would it? No, no it wouldn’t.

Thanks to the sexy Sonia for the tip.

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  1. Kitchy

    She is more insane than her father, and thats basically One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest level…She is the vainest, most self-centered person in Hollywood. I despise her and that makes me angry that I could despise ANYONE I did not really know. She is a monster. He has made the worst move EVER in his career and in his life. He is now a complete douchebag and no matter how goodlooking he is, he will always and forever be a douchebag now. Now I feel really bad, at least douchebags serve a purpose…and I am angry that Brad made me use the same word I would use to describe Michael Moore or K-Fed. Go phuck yourselved Brangelina, we all hate you now and your plastic family.

  2. zena marie

    Beautiful post No_Angel!! You nailed it.

    Sounds like you adopted kids have a smart, together mom.

  3. Amorena

    ROTFLMAO kitchy #51 !!

    Diane Sawyer interviewed Aniston and had the video feed of Pitt so he could ‘participate’ in the interview (obviously a year or two ago)… and Diane asked him about fidelity and how he and Aniston do it and Pitt was soooo earnest about you know if something comes up you know you talk about it and you know you always keep it honest because you know life throws you lots of stuff but you do what it takes to respect and keep it together with your true love.
    And Aniston got tears in her eyes and Pitt got tears in his eyes and Aniston said “who is that beautiful man” or som esuch trying to lighten the moment and Diane Sawayer beamed like Glenda the good witch and eveybody was happy… Little did they know he was just doing his chameleon number.

    When he was in A River Runs Through It I thought he was really hot but after that he just ruined whatever charisma he seemed to have then. Theer are better looking guys on this campus so it was the whole mystique he carried that made him uber-boy, not his much talked about looks.

  4. benjamin01

    I’d like to see the effect if he hooked up with George Clooney. Than at least he wouldn’t LOOK gay.

  5. vanya_k

    The pic at the page #33 gave the link to makes me want to blow chunks.

    Showing off here “baby bump” eeew… yeah Angelina “I wouldn’t hook up with a married man” Jolie, are you proud that Brad implanted you with your proud bump while he was still married to Aniston??
    AJ is grotesque — proof a pretty face can actually turn into a gargoyle when the person’s character (or lack there of) shows through. Her lips look like the sucker-mouth that a lamprey eel uses to attach to it’s victims. Brad and she are doing a great job of mutual vampirization.

  6. Kitchy

    OH! Since he does seem to shapeshift to match his partner…Here are some good matches to ponder. . .

    Carrot Top
    Al Roker
    Danny Devito
    Rhea Perleman
    Steve Buscemi
    Gene Shallot
    Cheech Marin
    Larry King
    Maude
    Michael Bolton
    Joan Rivers
    Chef
    Joe Piscopo
    Annie Lennox
    The Rolling Stones
    Yoko Ono
    Meatloaf
    Elton John
    Liberace (alive)
    Liberace Dead (also listed as Joan Rivers)
    Howie Mandel
    Pauly Shore
    Carson Daily
    Jack Ozbourne
    Captain Kangaroo
    The WigglesWilliam Shatner
    Barney
    Michael Jackson AND his monkey
    Leslie Neilson
    Tinky Winky
    Captain Crunch
    Mr. Clean
    Brad Pitt

    My god what if he dated himself! What WOULD he look like! Maybe this is how wormholes are created!

  7. batteryacidqueen

    I personally think BP was only hot in Fight Club. But I’d never touch him cause im sure his ego would get in the way.
    AJ- her mouth scares me..also its gross how shes is pregnant AND still looks like she doesn’t eat. Anyone ever see her arms? Her veins stick out worse than a junkies.
    I totally agree with No Angel #50… I think AJ is going for the Madonna Complex( no, not our friend Esther..) like.. “hey I can’t be a husband stealing whore.. I adopt poor 3rd world countries unwanted children..”

  8. Quote: “What creeps me out is the DEGREE to which BP morphs into his current flame. In photos, he even seems to be mimicking the posture and mien of his current girlfriend…”

    Exactly. Reminds me of this:

    http://galleryoftheabsurd.typepad.com/14/2005/12/what_do_you_get.html#comments

  9. LadyAmbar

    HO HO HO! Comment no. 50 No_Angel you’re so right! I’m with you all the way…

    Someone commented that is creepy how can she look so skinny even when she’s pregnant. And that’ SO true. Women in hollywood are so skinny that they look ready to be cast in “night of the living dead” God! Food is good, ladies!

  10. I hate to defend her, but she IS just naturally slim, particularly her limbs. Other than that she is pretty shapely and curvaceous. Not everyone is built like a flumpy-dumpy ‘mumsy’ birthing machine. If Vagalina was a cat she’d probably be siamese.

  11. I hate to defend her, but she IS just naturally slim, particularly her limbs. Other than that she is pretty shapely and curvaceous. Not everyone is built like a flumpy-dumpy, mumsy birthing machine (eg. stumpy little Britney) If Vagalina was a cat she’d be Siamese.

  12. AmberDextrose

    “Shapeshifter”, “human tofu” – we’re getting some good lingo today.

    The rest of you, keep it short perleeeeeeease: all these long posts are just visual white noise hissssssssssssssss, keep on scrolling, keep on scrolling…

  13. Larry

    That is funny.

    Hey wait, what am I saying? When the “more cowbell” chick hangs out with me, as she often does, she wears high-waters and Carhart farmwear, just like I do. You got a problem with that?

  14. Larry

    “God! Food is good, ladies!”

    Oh, no. You’re saying that to American women? That’s like telling Nazis, “invading Poland can be fun!”

    Being pregnant does not necessarily mean becoming a heffer, and remaining one.

  15. zena marie

    So skip the long ones and use your scroll finger AmberDextrose #62. No one expects you to tax your attention span unless you just want to.

  16. playahater101

    These pics are too damn funny! I have to agree with comment #4 girly girl. I’d do them both, too. I’d pick Angelina first over Brad. She’s super hot!

  17. ASanti1275

    Basically most of you hit it right on the nose. AJ is nothing but a big loser. BP is the second biggest loser. No wonder they left for London. Both are legends in their own minds. She disgusts me. Walks around with that “innocent” look. I did nothing. Yeah right. When you disrespect another woman or anyone else to that matter, it means you have no respect for yourself. So what difference did it make to her. NONE. Goes on national TV and lies. What does she care? He obviously didn’t care either. So JA is better off. It just surprised me, I really didn’t think he was that type of guy, Obviously I was wrong. We also have children here who need to be adopted, why doesn’t she adopt here?? Oh yeah, that’s right, she obviously can’t buy them here or doesn’t have any connections. Ya know?

  18. Ari

    “Maybe this is how wormholes are created!”

    Funniest thing ever.

    I think his hair right now is for a movie, but I agree, he is an actor, he is supposed to change, and I like the theory that he may have been with different women at various points in his life agewise, interest wise, whatever.

    I think he looks good and so does Angie, but man, I am praying their baby isn’t some mutant.

  19. innit

    The truth is, JA was too good for Brad. Upon reading up about the photo spread in W, it’s now more obvious than ever that he’s a complete asshole. He and that fuck-up AJ deserve each other.

  20. Little out of date but Jane Fonda did the exact same thing, when she was with Roger Vadim she was the Barbarella Sex kitten just like his other wife Bridget Bardot. When she was with Tom Hayden she was the anti-war protestor/north viet-nam poster girl and when she was with Ted Turner she was the woman who wore ball gowns and did charity luncheons with the other good southern wives.

  21. G L A M

    im an Angelina Jolie fanatic. I LOVE her!!!!! but i hate that prick Brad Pitt. he’s such a little….ugh!! he’s not even a real man, besides the fact that he couldnt keep his thing in his pants. I love Jen too so im on both teams, im ust against Brad Pitt. If he thinks of leaving Jolie later on to go be someone else’s little Barbie i will hunt and kill him!! Actually I think Ang will leave HIM, she has said she cant stand being the one in charge all the time and just look at him! Angie’s more like the man in the relationship. He just follows around like a pup. I bet Maddox is in more charge than he is.

  22. mrs.pitt

    maddox is a qtpie i don’t blame brad for wanting to adopt him. i think he always wanted kids, angelina just brought that out of him. too bad it was her and not me. well i hope they do break up coz i’d give him all the babies he wants! he looks good no matter what look he takes on, that’s a true artist like how madonna used to make herself over all the time..

  23. semmab

    I didn’t like AJ before BP and I dislike her even more now…I’m in agreement, this relationship will not last long. AJ will be looking for someone new in a year of so.

    Changing the subject slightly, has anyone else noticed…pictures of BP with his past loves always showed them holding/touching each other…all pictures I’ve seen of BP and AJ there is a significate distance between them…and she’s usually in front of him…and they never seem to look at each other…what’s up with that.

  24. jojo

    I agree with many of the statements. I think AJ will tire of BP and he will have to morph again. Here is one thing I am confused about: Does anyone else remember AJ going at it w/ her brother? Now people refer to her as classy and graceful… I believe someone who does that in public and steals someone’s husband is neither classy nor graceful, more like disgraceful!

  25. woah, he really takes accessorizing to another level! http://hollywoodsnark.com

  26. Quella

    Brad Pitt’s got mother issues. He’s looking for a mother in all of his girlfriends. Luckily, Angelina Jolie fits that type so he’s all set.

  27. lol, that plus hanging around all those kids all day long!

  28. exactly!!!!
    he’s busy…

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