Brad Pitt wearing an ascot

Here’s Brad Pitt all decked out at Cannes this morning for an interview with Today’s Ann Curry who so blatantly wanted to fuck him, I’m surprised she didn’t rip her top off mid-question and tell him she’s ovulating. That’s like Brad Pitt’s Kryptonite, but for his penis.

Adding… if I ran a Brad Pitt-themed website and saw these pics, I should probably admit to myself I love men. Just throwing that out there.

Photos: Splash News