Here’s Brad Pitt all decked out at Cannes this morning for an interview with Today’s Ann Curry who so blatantly wanted to fuck him, I’m surprised she didn’t rip her top off mid-question and tell him she’s ovulating. That’s like Brad Pitt’s Kryptonite, but for his penis.
Adding… if I ran a Brad Pitt-themed website and saw these pics, I should probably admit to myself I love men. Just throwing that out there.
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federica | May 20, 2009 at 3:43 pm
What a hell it´s that ring???
Tr8cthis | May 20, 2009 at 3:44 pm
Did her panties just drop off? Spoosh
GuyHolly | May 20, 2009 at 3:44 pm
Nice chin beaver, faeg.
Tr8cthis | May 20, 2009 at 3:45 pm
Did her panties just drop off? Spoosh
Randal | May 20, 2009 at 3:46 pm
Brad is by far the best dressed man in the industry right now. Very clean and crisp lines colored in white and cream give this gentleman a spring look. Class doesn’t come any cleaner than this folks.
Randal
Why? | May 20, 2009 at 3:48 pm
Why first?
GuyHolly | May 20, 2009 at 3:49 pm
Nice chin beaver, faeg.
Tr8cthis | May 20, 2009 at 3:49 pm
Did her panties just drop off? Spoosh
angie | May 20, 2009 at 3:50 pm
BRAD MARRY ME….
YKurtz | May 20, 2009 at 3:50 pm
That’s not an ascot, it’s a normal scarf tucked into his shirt.
The Laughing G-D | May 20, 2009 at 3:51 pm
white penis
ykurtz | May 20, 2009 at 3:51 pm
That’s not an ascot, but a scarf tucked into his shirt.
FagBalls | May 20, 2009 at 3:54 pm
Hello.
mikabass | May 20, 2009 at 3:55 pm
ITs kinda funny seeing him in these wanna be george clooney cloths
mikabass | May 20, 2009 at 3:57 pm
i love how he played this lead roll in this movie and after all the dialog he did he knows NOTHING about his character. maybe ann curry should have played the part?
mikabass | May 20, 2009 at 3:58 pm
i love how he played this lead roll in this movie and after all the dialog he did he knows NOTHING about his character. maybe ann curry should have played the part?
Gerald | May 20, 2009 at 6:09 pm
He certainly looks like a self-satisfied douchebag.
blood | May 20, 2009 at 6:12 pm
I’d give it a go
kljklj | May 20, 2009 at 6:14 pm
lol, at the end when the ladys tellin the dude how he doesnt like talkin about himself. the guys like yeah, get off his nuts, bitch. yeah, yeah…
Galtacticus | May 20, 2009 at 6:38 pm
A bit embarrassing the moment the interviewer touched Brad Pitt.Who does she think she is? Oprah Winfrey?
Unub | May 20, 2009 at 6:43 pm
Did they cut out the part where she gets down on her knees & starts blowing him, then she rolls over onto her back & spreads her legs? Get a grip, woman, you’re embarassing all of womanhood with your slobbering & cooing.
And by the way, what is she? Some kind of Gook-Anglo mutt or something? I mean, her name is Curry, but she sure as fuck isn’t Indian (too pretty, and not hairy enough to be Indian).
Rhialto | May 20, 2009 at 6:54 pm
He’s probably wearing this ascot to promote the movie Inglourious Basterds.I’ve seen French,like the typical French artist,wearing ascots.But typical British lords are wearing ascots too.Weird.
Dorito Man | May 20, 2009 at 7:15 pm
A pinky ring? Is it me or does that look a little poofy.
v tard | May 20, 2009 at 7:17 pm
@21 Unub:
Here father is Cherokee, German, Scots and Irish. Her mother is full-blood Japanese. Good call on the mix.
She has TERRIBLE taste in baby names. She named her son Walker. Walker?!?
As in “Walker Curry”?!?
Cami | May 20, 2009 at 7:35 pm
He is hot. I love that look.
theone | May 20, 2009 at 8:10 pm
Huh, imagine that…an ascot on an asshat…never seen that before…
Jorge | May 20, 2009 at 8:20 pm
I’m surprised Brad hasn’t hung himself with that ascot after spending the week with the wacko Jolie and her 27 kids.
Brad – you can get any woman you want. You had your fun with Angelina. Now, close the door on that Old Lady in the Shoe and get some hot, young, fresh, uncomplicated love from some strange new pussy. You’llhate yourself in ten years for not doing it earlier if you fail to take action now…
sharon | May 20, 2009 at 8:40 pm
Good Lord…That man is looking good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lisa | May 20, 2009 at 8:54 pm
@17:
He doesn’t just look like one–he ACTS like one too.
It seems to me that lately he’s been coming off as an arrogant holier-than-thou dickhead more and more.
RichPort's Gay | May 20, 2009 at 9:31 pm
“Daphne, Velma, be good little lesbians and bring the van around. And Shaggy, tell Scooby to stop licking his damned balls.”
Ben | May 20, 2009 at 9:31 pm
Note to self: buy an ascot.
friendlyfires | May 20, 2009 at 10:07 pm
I would pay an enormous amount of money to have Ann Curry blow Brad Pitt live on pay per view, start to finish, al fresco, at a Taco Cabana, off Lemmon Avenue, with a family of four hundred pound a piece Baptists at next table, looking on.
God, I’m evil, except I’m evil for Jesus, cos he loves me, no matter what, so I get a free pass through gates St Pete, nyah, nyah, nyah, what, what, what, whaddya mean I gotta be re-incarnated as baby sacrifice for Madonna Louise Ciicone – Go to hell! St Peter? St Peter? Shit, I must have awesome poer – I sent St Peter to hell – someone palm me a coors with tabasco and lime and a rotting anchovie please – that’s the stuff!
mis nalgas | May 20, 2009 at 11:12 pm
@32 I’ll have what you’re smoking.
chris | May 20, 2009 at 11:12 pm
@21 Unub:
That wasn’t racist at all…
Charley Kane | May 20, 2009 at 11:33 pm
I don’t care how handsome a man is, nobody looks good in an ascot.
Somebody | May 20, 2009 at 11:54 pm
Ann Curry’s thought cloud: “ohhhh Brad…harder baby….put that inside me…oh yess…I mean OUI oh OUI oui OUI!…”
Brad’s thought cloud: “Wrap this up…somebody end this…or I’ll hang myself with this ascot…”
Somebody | May 20, 2009 at 11:55 pm
Ann Curry’s thought cloud: “ohhhh Brad…harder baby….put that inside me…oh yess…I mean OUI oh OUI oui OUI!…”
Brad’s thought cloud: “Wrap this up…somebody end this…or I’ll hang myself with this ascot…”
Somebody | May 20, 2009 at 11:55 pm
Ann Curry’s thought cloud: “ohhhh Brad…harder baby….put that inside me…oh yess…I mean OUI oh OUI oui OUI!…”
Brad’s thought cloud: “Wrap this up…somebody end this…or I’ll hang myself with this ascot…”
Somebody | May 20, 2009 at 11:56 pm
Ann Curry’s thought cloud: “ohhhh Brad…harder baby….put that inside me…oh yess…I mean OUI oh OUI oui OUI!…”
Brad’s thought cloud: “Wrap this up…somebody end this…or I’ll hang myself with this ascot…”
Lola | May 21, 2009 at 12:08 am
what a douche.
Lola | May 21, 2009 at 12:11 am
#26. asshat. he. he. you go that right!
Lola | May 21, 2009 at 12:12 am
#26. asshat. he. he. you go that right! Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie set new standards for pretentiousness even in Hollywood.
angie | May 21, 2009 at 12:36 am
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Giggles | May 21, 2009 at 1:48 am
Ann Curry was a pathetic teenage slut drooling all over Brad. She needs a dose of self-respect.
gerard vandenberg | May 21, 2009 at 2:13 am
the “FAGGOT”-look including whisker is still his favourite, folks!!
Skinnybitch | May 21, 2009 at 8:30 am
That pinky ring and the scarf look gay as hell. He’s just a complete douche now.
Ananana | May 21, 2009 at 9:27 am
FAG FAGGIDY FAG FAGSTER MCFAG.
Madalyn | May 21, 2009 at 10:21 am
Brad Pitt is a PIG!!! He cheats on Jen, and acts like Angie is so great – She is nothing but an overrated whore………They deserve each other. I pray for those kids they are sure to turn into whores and pimps.
snackmix | May 21, 2009 at 7:37 pm
Oof. I’m so embarassed for her.
Joe | May 21, 2009 at 9:43 pm
Wow what a cock fag .