Brad Pitt wearing an ascot

May 20th, 2009 // 55 Comments

Here’s Brad Pitt all decked out at Cannes this morning for an interview with Today’s Ann Curry who so blatantly wanted to fuck him, I’m surprised she didn’t rip her top off mid-question and tell him she’s ovulating. That’s like Brad Pitt’s Kryptonite, but for his penis.

Adding… if I ran a Brad Pitt-themed website and saw these pics, I should probably admit to myself I love men. Just throwing that out there.

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  1. federica

    What a hell it´s that ring???

  2. Tr8cthis

    Did her panties just drop off? Spoosh

  3. Nice chin beaver, faeg.

  4. Tr8cthis

    Did her panties just drop off? Spoosh

  5. Randal

    Brad is by far the best dressed man in the industry right now. Very clean and crisp lines colored in white and cream give this gentleman a spring look. Class doesn’t come any cleaner than this folks.

    Randal

  6. Why?

    Why first?

  7. Nice chin beaver, faeg.

  8. Tr8cthis

    Did her panties just drop off? Spoosh

  9. angie

    BRAD MARRY ME….

  10. YKurtz

    That’s not an ascot, it’s a normal scarf tucked into his shirt.

  11. The Laughing G-D

    white penis

  12. ykurtz

    That’s not an ascot, but a scarf tucked into his shirt.

  13. FagBalls

    Hello.

  14. ITs kinda funny seeing him in these wanna be george clooney cloths

  15. i love how he played this lead roll in this movie and after all the dialog he did he knows NOTHING about his character. maybe ann curry should have played the part?

  16. i love how he played this lead roll in this movie and after all the dialog he did he knows NOTHING about his character. maybe ann curry should have played the part?

  17. Gerald

    He certainly looks like a self-satisfied douchebag.

  18. blood

    I’d give it a go

  19. kljklj

    lol, at the end when the ladys tellin the dude how he doesnt like talkin about himself. the guys like yeah, get off his nuts, bitch. yeah, yeah…

  20. Galtacticus

    A bit embarrassing the moment the interviewer touched Brad Pitt.Who does she think she is? Oprah Winfrey?

  21. Unub

    Did they cut out the part where she gets down on her knees & starts blowing him, then she rolls over onto her back & spreads her legs? Get a grip, woman, you’re embarassing all of womanhood with your slobbering & cooing.

    And by the way, what is she? Some kind of Gook-Anglo mutt or something? I mean, her name is Curry, but she sure as fuck isn’t Indian (too pretty, and not hairy enough to be Indian).

  22. Rhialto

    He’s probably wearing this ascot to promote the movie Inglourious Basterds.I’ve seen French,like the typical French artist,wearing ascots.But typical British lords are wearing ascots too.Weird.

  23. Dorito Man

    A pinky ring? Is it me or does that look a little poofy.

  24. v tard

    @21 Unub:

    Here father is Cherokee, German, Scots and Irish. Her mother is full-blood Japanese. Good call on the mix.

    She has TERRIBLE taste in baby names. She named her son Walker. Walker?!?
    As in “Walker Curry”?!?

  25. Cami

    He is hot. I love that look.

  26. theone

    Huh, imagine that…an ascot on an asshat…never seen that before…

  27. Jorge

    I’m surprised Brad hasn’t hung himself with that ascot after spending the week with the wacko Jolie and her 27 kids.

    Brad – you can get any woman you want. You had your fun with Angelina. Now, close the door on that Old Lady in the Shoe and get some hot, young, fresh, uncomplicated love from some strange new pussy. You’llhate yourself in ten years for not doing it earlier if you fail to take action now…

  28. sharon

    Good Lord…That man is looking good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  29. Lisa

    @17:

    He doesn’t just look like one–he ACTS like one too.

    It seems to me that lately he’s been coming off as an arrogant holier-than-thou dickhead more and more.

  30. “Daphne, Velma, be good little lesbians and bring the van around. And Shaggy, tell Scooby to stop licking his damned balls.”

  31. Ben

    Note to self: buy an ascot.

  32. friendlyfires

    I would pay an enormous amount of money to have Ann Curry blow Brad Pitt live on pay per view, start to finish, al fresco, at a Taco Cabana, off Lemmon Avenue, with a family of four hundred pound a piece Baptists at next table, looking on.

    God, I’m evil, except I’m evil for Jesus, cos he loves me, no matter what, so I get a free pass through gates St Pete, nyah, nyah, nyah, what, what, what, whaddya mean I gotta be re-incarnated as baby sacrifice for Madonna Louise Ciicone – Go to hell! St Peter? St Peter? Shit, I must have awesome poer – I sent St Peter to hell – someone palm me a coors with tabasco and lime and a rotting anchovie please – that’s the stuff!

  33. mis nalgas

    @32 I’ll have what you’re smoking.

  34. chris

    @21 Unub:
    That wasn’t racist at all…

  35. I don’t care how handsome a man is, nobody looks good in an ascot.

  36. Somebody

    Ann Curry’s thought cloud: “ohhhh Brad…harder baby….put that inside me…oh yess…I mean OUI oh OUI oui OUI!…”
    Brad’s thought cloud: “Wrap this up…somebody end this…or I’ll hang myself with this ascot…”

  37. Somebody

    Ann Curry’s thought cloud: “ohhhh Brad…harder baby….put that inside me…oh yess…I mean OUI oh OUI oui OUI!…”
    Brad’s thought cloud: “Wrap this up…somebody end this…or I’ll hang myself with this ascot…”

  38. Somebody

    Ann Curry’s thought cloud: “ohhhh Brad…harder baby….put that inside me…oh yess…I mean OUI oh OUI oui OUI!…”
    Brad’s thought cloud: “Wrap this up…somebody end this…or I’ll hang myself with this ascot…”

  39. Somebody

    Ann Curry’s thought cloud: “ohhhh Brad…harder baby….put that inside me…oh yess…I mean OUI oh OUI oui OUI!…”
    Brad’s thought cloud: “Wrap this up…somebody end this…or I’ll hang myself with this ascot…”

  40. Lola

    what a douche.

  41. Lola

    #26. asshat. he. he. you go that right!

  42. Lola

    #26. asshat. he. he. you go that right! Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie set new standards for pretentiousness even in Hollywood.

  43. angie

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

  44. Ann Curry was a pathetic teenage slut drooling all over Brad. She needs a dose of self-respect.

  45. the “FAGGOT”-look including whisker is still his favourite, folks!!

  46. Skinnybitch

    That pinky ring and the scarf look gay as hell. He’s just a complete douche now.

  47. Ananana

    FAG FAGGIDY FAG FAGSTER MCFAG.

  48. Madalyn

    Brad Pitt is a PIG!!! He cheats on Jen, and acts like Angie is so great – She is nothing but an overrated whore………They deserve each other. I pray for those kids they are sure to turn into whores and pimps.

  49. snackmix

    Oof. I’m so embarassed for her.

  50. Joe

    Wow what a cock fag .

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