Brad Pitt gets a mohawk

April 14th, 2006 // 141 Comments
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It’s weird to style your hair after your 4-year-old “son” but apparently that’s what Brad Pitt is into. Remember when he would show up in a room and all the women would literally explode because he was so hot? Well that doesn’t happen anymore. Now they just point and whisper, and wonder if the leathery-skin looking guy with a mohawk is going to sexually assault them later.

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  1. Spacedog

    #79 Yes, Jacq, I did like the topography myself… and will bring more whipped cream next time.
    Brad doesn’t give a f***. When Jolie gets annoying he’ll move on.
    “Oh, Ocean’s 13? Ok.”
    (cash register noise)

  2. Shelley Bonnechance

    Brad Pitt always looks like he needs a bath.

    Now he looks like he needs a bath and a hair stylist.

    I think I’ll nominate him for What Not to Wear. Being a movie star gives him no right to walk around with dumb hair, problem skin and ugly clothes.

  3. Jayne

    #32 speaks the truth

  4. gammanormids

    #67, LOL, in the picture with Angelina, they look like Mulder and scully :)

    http://cdn.digitalcity.com/ch_tmz_photos/pitt_jolie_365x225.jpg

  5. pepper brooks

    He looks exactly like freaking Robert De Niro in Taxi Driver, I gotta find a link…

  6. pepper brooks

    http://www.pcinpact.com/forum/uploads/av-27112.jpg

    does this work? haha what a turd. great movie though

  7. pepper brooks

    p.s. jacq you rock today. mohawked rapists jubilantly spreading the herp, or as I like to call them, “joy bumps”

  8. mommy_long_legs

    Angelina Jolie is to Brad Pitt as Kevin Federline is to Britney Spears. That was on my SAT.

  9. junebug

    Mohawks are sexy. The only thing that could top this picture was if Henry Rollins was in it punching Pitt in the face for being a hippy.

  10. Still cant understand why everyone’s adopting fawkin ugly slant eyes…what’s the beef?

  11. elephantsinmykitchen

    He’s trying too hard.

  12. IdleAmerican

    #63 I can assure you that was no slam on NH– i believe that slam was on Kentucky –

    #40 and #47 lmbo was just a sad attempt at trying to get something started since the brad story was so boring ( i doubt he gives a flying flip about AJ but this is the superficial afterall) but as a Kentucky blue gal I must stand up for Ashley( jic it’s misunderstood) who attends all the UK basketball games and is proud of her heritage- there’s nothing repulsive about her, unless you call completely devastatingly beautiful and intelligent repulsive but each to his own….

  13. Jacq

    I used to actually want to be the same kind of slave that Katie is to Tom, but for Brad Pitt. Now I hate him. Go live in France. Fag.

  14. elephantsinmykitchen

    #112

    My bet is they are fugly themselves.

  15. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    65 – don’t you ever call me MeganHarris Ever. EVER. Ever.

  16. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    112 – Everyone’s entitled to their opinion, even if their opinion, like yours, represents a person with poor eyesight who is hard of hearing and likes smug cunts with butter-colored teeth.

  17. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    P.S. That wasn’t a slam on Kentucky, it was a slam on ugly women! Ugly women are wack!

  18. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    4 in a row again! I’m the awesomest!!!

  19. CruisingForCock

    115 – I sympathize. MeganHarris is the worst insult ever, EVER, ever.

    You should have gone for 5 in a row and beat yourself (in a different way then you normally do).

    I’m going to go pluck my eyebrows.

  20. jake

    i think brad is warming up for his next role – playing scarface

  21. Hara

    Say what you like about Brad Pitt –

    Sure that mohawk is pretty much vomit-worthy, but let’s face it. He stabbed a man in the throat in Troy. He was the world’s biggest bad a%% in Fight Club. Those are just about the only films I’ve seen him in and for me, that’s enough. IMHO he’s the male version of a Halle Berry or Jessica Alba, meaning rational arguments (like bad acting or fashion faux paus) are a lot easier for me to ignore than his hotness. Besides, who am I to hate just because his hairstyle is a tad less trendy than, say, Ryan Seacrest’s? Straight men aren’t stylish and fine men don’t have to be.

    Besides, Maddox is hella cute.

  22. velvet_morning

    I think Brad Pitt is more like *insert extremely average, annoying, overrated, generic looking actress here* than halle berry or jessica alba.
    He rose a few notches above average playing the badass in fight club, but that’s all I’ll give him.

  23. Shovel00

    I just noticed that the decking and furniture behind them looks like it is fashioned out of beef jerky.

    Jacq, that is an astute and wonderful observation! Probably the best sentence I’ve read all week.

  24. Shovel00

    oshkoshb-goshdammgosh, always remember that Michael Bolton used to insert his penis into Ashley Judd’s vagina.

    I wonder if Brad is going to use his newly-generated lobster claw as forceps for the birth? on the African savannah?

  25. Tha-Flash

    #105 I thought exactly the same.

  26. Keira_Sh!tely

    at least he is emulating Maddox and not the other hideous troll AJ adopted on her travels

  27. MsElly65

    I am really startin to feel bad fer cheater Brad, what I heard him n Angie got matchin haircuts, what does she look like now..n how crazy is this bitch? brad used to be hot but neither he nor that child look so happy, is she at home drinkin blood while they pretend to get outta the house fer awhile..n AFRICA?? thats where their baby is gonna be born? BRAD WTF HAPPENED?

  28. rmeno

    Personally, I’ve never thought Brad Pitt was all that..he has horrible acne scars and recently his choice in women just plan scares me…I mean, Angelina Jolie is a novelty..once the strangeness wears off he will feel like taking a 2 hour shower and scrubbing real hard…same thing happened with Ben Affelek…eventually he came to his sences with J.Lo..

  29. kitty_kat

    #126- How can she be a “hideous troll” when she’s only a year old? She’s adorable! In fact, she’s way cuter than Maddox if you ask me. C’mon! Its fine to diss BP and AJ, but calling a baby a hideous troll? Really!

  30. Toni

    Sigh… well frankly his stud value went down when he got together with Angelina.

  31. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    124 – why would you want me to remember that Michael Bolton put his penis inside Ashley Judd? I’d rather remember something nice, like the Alamo.

  32. Keira_Sh!tely

    #129: just cos she is a baby doesn’t make her cute – have you been looking at the same pictures I have?

    I mean purlease – you cannot tell me she adopted the baby for its outstanding personality? Nah – she picked it up cos she thought it would be cute. I’d be taking it back if I were her. Or bringing in a replacement. Oh – wait a minute…..

  33. jugsgirl

    Oh I remember the alamo. the bitches screwd me and made me rent a huge mini van when all i wanted was a jeep.

  34. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    133 – it’s never to early to be drunk. *high five*

  35. bluecanary

    He used to match his hair to his girlfriends’ now he matches it to his adopted children? WTF, this guy has problems.

    And I NEVER got what girls saw in him (and I’m a girl).

  36. Iambananas

    I still think he’s cute… but Angelina’s ruining him!!!He’s going to make him un-cute… and theres nothing worse than someone who *used to be* attractive… besides ugly people.

  37. tis GLAM

    this is so fucking annoying. Brad Pitt is soficking annoying!!

    omg, when is he going to grow some balls and be a man? If you think about it, this asshole has been following everyone around and copying his entire damn career. he’s a puppet!

  38. So let’s see now, Angelina Jolie ruined Brad Pitt (as well as his marriage to Jennifer Aniston), Tom Cruise ruines Katie Holmes career, life and brain (well maybe that was already gone) and his own career. And now Angelina Jolie is trying to adopt a kid from every 3rd world country in the world to create her own, live-action Disney’s “It’s a Small World” exhibit. Yeah..I’d say that’s about right. I don’t think there has ever been a stronger time for thesuperficial.

  39. So let’s see now, Angelina Jolie ruined Brad Pitt (as well as his marriage to Jennifer Aniston), Tom Cruise ruines Katie Holmes career, life and brain (well maybe that was already gone) and his own career. And now Angelina Jolie is trying to adopt a kid from every 3rd world country in the world to create her own, live-action Disney’s “It’s a Small World” exhibit. Yeah..I’d say that’s about right. I don’t think there has ever been a stronger time for thesuperficial.

  40. Jacq

    #131- Why, there’s no basement in the Alamo! God, I miss Pee-Wee.

  41. LaydeeBug

    Yay, I’m 141st!

    God I hate Brad Pitt.

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