Brad Pitt gets a mohawk

April 14th, 2006 // 141 Comments
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It’s weird to style your hair after your 4-year-old “son” but apparently that’s what Brad Pitt is into. Remember when he would show up in a room and all the women would literally explode because he was so hot? Well that doesn’t happen anymore. Now they just point and whisper, and wonder if the leathery-skin looking guy with a mohawk is going to sexually assault them later.

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  1. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    Roasted Brad Pitt with Baby Gravy flambe is hell hot for supper. There you go, biatcho.

  2. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    *hella*

  3. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    His hair reminds me of pubes on a vagina. Did I already say that? Oops. Ashley Judd is such a repulsive twat.

  4. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    4 in a row! Fuck all y’all!

  5. bjpack

    #50, sorry I was thinking of my usual stance. I sometimes forget that I’m a freak of nature.

  6. Royal_Hermione

    wohoooooooooooo!!!!! 53rd post!!!!!!!!!

    now about the pic-thats hot!

  7. Jacq

    #21 – What, exactly, is an adoptive child? Someone who adopts, say, bad grammar habits?
    Have you met Kelly?
    There’s sweltering, hot, burning hot and hella supper hot. Take me for instance, I am supper hot.

  8. Dr.Rokter

    #46

    Word has it Brad Pitt does *not* love Angie’s kids. Reportedly, he has repeatedly left them locked in the back of his SUV with the windows rolled up for hours at a time, claming he “forgot” they were there.

    He also routinely refers to Maddox in public as “fuckface”.

  9. Jude806

    THE BIGGEST LIPS IN HOLLYWOOD.

    I could be referring to either one of them.

    Yuk.

  10. He’s starting to look like the guy who runs the “Tilt a Whirl” at the county fair.

  11. Evangelia

    hah. #26 was so right on.
    maddox looks like he would be a lot funner to hang out with than brad.

  12. Ez-EEEE

    #30? pixiestixantrax = kim?
    cuz i only gave kim the aids.
    the hiviee i keep all to myself, its far too special to me to go spreading around.

  13. LilJenny

    #40:

    WTF? I live in NH and am trying to figure out if that was an insult or compliment? Well, there are a lot of fat people who live here, so maybe Ashley wants to be fat like her sister Wynonna but feel comfortable about fitting in.

  14. mamacita

    Dudes. My hair is in a ponytail today.

  15. Jacq

    #47 – Are you MeganHarris? Why are you laighing at yourself.

    The sun must never shine in Paris, he’s looked like Elmer’s glue since he moved there. He must have been on Elmer’s rubber cement when he hooked up with her.

    #64 – OH MY GOD! No way! Mine, too! But my bangs are pissing me off because I wore glasses today and they’re sticking waaaay out to the side. Plus, it’s hotter than fuck and humid here.

    #62 – I got the genital herp (from Kim’s dad) and I pass it around like candy. I’m frivolous like that. It’s just how I roll.

  16. He always looks like who he’s dating, but this is redicilous… he needs to get an identity of his own and be his own person instead of morphing into who he’s around… look at this link, he seriously looks like who he’s dating.

  17. asenath7766

    I agree with the speculation that Brad is simply a follower, equivalent to many women who lose their identities when in a relationship with a more dominant person. What about the possibility he’s uglifying himself (he’s still not that bad though and I’ve never been a Brad Pitt fan, but he did look amazing in Troy), at her unexplicit urging, to keep all the women at bay, to better control him? Just an idea.

  18. Iambananas

    Psychotherapist Candice Slobin has a theory. “There’s some essential element of his own self-identity that may be missing.” She adds, “He’s absorbing something into his own identity that has not developed on its own.” But Slobin also points out, “It is not necessarily a negative pattern if what he is absorbing from these women is life-enhancing.”http://tmz.aol.com/article2?id=20060130132509990001

  19. Charm

    mohawk, mullet, whatever. He’s still damn good looking. And it’s totally exceptable for me to feel that way because everytime some hideous-washed-out-has-been is on here, i.e., Tara Ried, some stupid guy always says “i’d still hit it”.

  20. chittycatty

    Looks photoshopped to me. Nope, dont buy it.

  21. Brotha needs to get a spine and a shower.

  22. TaiTai

    Jacq #36 are you really sure you want to see a mohawked rapist at the foot of your bed? Cuz I bet there are a few of them lurking around these parts…

  23. TaiTai

    Jacq #36 are you really sure you want to see a mohawked rapist at the foot of your bed? Cuz I bet there are a few of them lurking around these parts…

  24. TaiTai

    oops

  25. CheekyChops

    He looks slightly retarded now.

  26. Where is Kim today? I need someone to lance a boil on my (_l_)

  27. Where is Kim today? I need someone to lance a boil on my (_l_)

  28. Jacq

    TaiTai, seeing as how I am a mohawked rapist as well I would really not have a problem with that. My mohawk is in my naughty place. Really. Ask Italian Stallion and SpaceDog.

  29. Jacq

    TaiTai, seeing as how I am a mohawked rapist as well I would really not have a problem with that. My mohawk is in my naughty place. Really. Ask Italian Stallion and SpaceDog.

  30. Where is Kim today? I need someone to lance a boil on my (_|_)

  31. Where is Kim today? I need someone to lance a boil on my (_|_)

  32. Where is Kim today? I need someone to lance a boil on my (_|_)

  33. Jacq

    TaiTai, seeing as how I myself am a mohawked rapist, that’d be just fine. Except, my mohawk is in my naughty place. Seriously. Ask Italian Stallion or SpaceDog (and his friends).

  34. Dag nabbit!!! Sorry about the multiple posts. I don’t care about Kim THAT much…well, maybe I do but I’m not going to admit it. She’s got that “something”, you know?

  35. Jacq

    Motherfucker!! Something about this site screws my home computer in the ear. Then, I post twice. Then, I still don’t see my post, so I try to write it again and can’t quite remember what I really said. So now everyone thinks that I obviously really think that whatever I have to say is so funny you need to read it over and over and think about what a dumbass I am.
    Obadiah knows what I mean.
    Oh, and my ass is flat on the bottom from sitting all day, too.

  36. em167

    #5 (asmith) you are SO right!! I saw this on hollywoodrag.com this morning. What has happened to this site? Please get back on top of things superficial guy(s)!!!

  37. andrewthezeppo

    Well, I think mohawks are really hot, even though they went out of style like 3 years ago….I’d hit it.

    Besides, I’m sure it’ll be gone in a week. I bet he has to shave it all for a role (like Ocean’s 13, as he was shaved in 11 and 12)…. so you might as well rock the hawk for a week

  38. krisdylee

    I always like my supper hella hot…

  39. Why would he do that haha.

  40. krisdylee

    Maybe it was a sacrifice for her vagina.

    Cuz that thing DEMANDS the occasional sacrifice, and throwing virgins or babies at it is just not PC.

  41. ESQ

    We all know who wears the pants in that family..please.

  42. biggutonenut

    I fucked Ashley Judd back in High School. Her pussy was T & W boys and girls. I assure you Dario is getting his moneys worth and then some. She

  43. Star Maker Machinery

    Nicollette Sheridan has the tightest pussy ever. Her surgeon made sure of it.

  44. jamielynna

    Yay forget Brangelina its Braddox!! hawt

  45. URalllosers

    Brad Pitt is so…um, oh, ugh, like, oh I’ve got it: GAY. Yeah ha ha, take that Brad!

    OH, and so is Tom Cruise! Man, I think I’ve got this superficial thing down!

    #93
    I want details.

  46. URalllosers

    Brad Pitt is so…um, oh, ugh, like, oh I’ve got it: GAY. Yeah ha ha, take that Brad!

    OH, and so is Tom Cruise! Man, I think I’ve got this superficial thing down!

    #93
    I want details.

  47. gogoboots

    Brad looks like a dork, I no longer am attracted to him…whatta day to drown in booze…sigh!

  48. Stoned

    His skin looks a lot better since he left his ex. Now, she’s the real Leather face. Yikes!

  49. DivaG81

    I said it once and I’ll say it again: Angelina has him now, but Jen had him when he was the HOTTEST man on the planet.

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