Brad Pitt denies being bruised
Brad Pitt’s publicist has slammed reports that there is anything wrong with the actor’s face, after he reportedly showed up at an elegant Paris, France, restaurant with bruises and a swollen lip. Pitt was spotted at the posh L’Avenue restaurant on Monday, where patrons claim he looked a little worse for wear. A fellow diner tells In Touch magazine, “He had a nasty bruise on his face, a swollen lip and eye.”
Now I don’t like to speculate, but I speculate that Brad got his ass handed to him during a lusty romp with Angelina Jolie. There’s nothing sexier than getting punched in the face during sex, though the girls I’ve dated seem to have mixed feelings about it. I guess they have different ideas about what constitutes a good birthday present.