The NY Post is reporting that Star Magazine is reporting that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie made so much noise during a crazy sex session in Keyna that security rushed to their room. I thought the whole Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie relationship thing was still just speculation, but I guess we’ve just leaped over that wall and have gone straight into the “animalistic sex in different countries” territory. I think if I was a reporter for Star I would just sit at home all day eating Cheetos and watching the Cartoon Network. Then whenever I saw something ridiculous that happened in a cartoon I would turn it into a real life story about how Jessica Simpson drinks mustard to stay thin or something. That would be a nice life.
“Miss Jolie got so excited, the guards thought maybe Mr. Pitt was taking juju herbs to give him the strength of a lion.”
Thanks to Julia for the tip. Now will somebody please get me these juju herbs? NOW?!
Cherokee Chocolate | December 30, 2006 at 3:45 am
FIRST!!! Brad Pitt is so f-ing sexy!!! I want him to just rip my clothes off, throw me down anywhere, and have his way with me. U know what I wonder? Do men his age still get morning erections? IDK whether they do or not, but if they did I would love to give him a mouth hug every morning. I don’t care how big it is. That doesn’t matter to me. I’m so bored. Posting random crap is so much fun!!! I feel bad for the Superfish that the server went postal, but just the luxury of posting whatever I want without thought or care. It’s like driving on a road with really wide lanes and no traffic. It’s practically orgasmic. Because nobody comments on old threads anyway. So now I get to be first on all the Brad Pitt threads where the comments have vanished. Muhaahaha!!! Since someone already posted in the “Holy Jebus” thread that they were going to First on every thread that didn’t have comments before I did (even though I had the same idea before I read that comment) I am only taking the Brad Pitt threads. I don’t care what anyone says that man is a DILF!!!
Cherokee Chocolate | December 30, 2006 at 3:48 am
FIRST!!! Brad Pitt is so f-ing sexy!!! I want him to just rip my clothes off, throw me down anywhere, and have his way with me. U know what I wonder? Do men his age still get morning erections? IDK whether they do or not, but if they did I would love to give him a mouth hug every morning. I don’t care how big it is. That doesn’t matter to me. I’m so bored. Posting random crap is so much fun!!! I feel bad for the Superfish that the server went postal, but just the luxury of posting whatever I want without thought or care. It’s like driving on a road with really wide lanes and no traffic. It’s practically orgasmic. Because nobody comments on old threads anyway. So now I get to be first on all the Brad Pitt threads where the comments have vanished. Muhaahaha!!! Since someone already posted in the “Holy Jebus” thread that they were going to First on every thread that didn’t have comments before I did (even though I had the same idea before I read that comment) I am only taking the Brad Pitt threads. I don’t care what anyone says that man is a DILF!!!
Cherokee Chocolate | December 30, 2006 at 3:51 am
Where are the colors? Nooooooooooooooooooo!! And I double posted. Argh the agony!!! Okay I’m better now. I can’t wait to see Ocean’s 13. The funny thing is I have a life except when I can’t sleep and my car breaks down during CHRISTMAS BREAK!!! Happy happy happy happy joy joy joy joy
Cherokee Chocolate | December 30, 2006 at 3:59 am
I WANNA HAVE A THREESOME WITH BRAD PITT AND EDWARD NORTON!!! If this was your favorite Brad Pitt thread, and I ruined it for you I’m honestly sorry, but I just want to RAVAGE him or something . I dunno…yet.
Cherokee Chocolate | January 6, 2007 at 12:38 pm
#1-4 SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPP!!!
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sd card | May 26, 2010 at 6:32 am
Since no one commented on old threads anyway. So now I get all the first thread where Brad Pitt comments have disappeared.