Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie: Beauty. Sophistication. Ass-grabbing.

February 22nd, 2009 // 85 Comments

While posing for pictures on the Oscars red carpet, Angelina Jolie decided it’d be a good time to get a handful of some Brad ass. Maybe it was a direct warning to Jennifer Aniston, or maybe it was a precursor to the child they attempted to conceive during the boring dead people montage as a confused Miley Cyrus tried to figure out when Jesus shows up to insert the baby. Who’s to say, really?

EDIT: So it turns out the first pic of the set is actually from the BAFTAs. Whoops. Then again, Brangelina could’ve teleported to Britain as part of an elaborate ass-grabbing conspiracy. I’m betting on that.

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  1. HD

    GORGEOUS, i never get sick of them.

    3RD pic.. KELLY OSBOURNE IN THE BACKGROUND

  2. H

    notice how jessica biel copied angelina’s hairstyle at the oscars

  3. Valerie

    Those are some HUGE ASS emeralds! I don’t like them. They should be smaller and more delicate in a better setting.

  4. nancy

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  5. Katie

    Angelina is starting to look a bit crazy. I never thought she was all that pretty, but now she’s looking weird. I know most of you idiot fans won’t see that, but so what. fuck you.

  6. #45 – Mouthwash, of course…

  7. pela

    Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston both looked beautiful and both way outclass Brad Pitt. Did anyone notice that after Kate Winslet was announced as winner the whole audience stood up except for pouty, puff face, 3 year old bradly. He seemed to stand up begrudgingly only after AJ urged him to get his clueless a*s up. I don’t know … she seems to be able to orchestrate their public performance (and it appears lovey dovey) but I somehow can’t imagine that she hasn’t realized that she and Pitt aren’t really compatible. It seems like she would now find him irritating. Also, he is basically a lousy actor and should not have been nominated. He can read a script but can you imagine him being able to carry off something like Hugh Jackman’s responsibilities last night? (and I am not referring to the singing and dancing – I am referring to an ability to reach varying dimensions and depth as an actor and last night was one of many roles for Hugh – and the same goes for AJ. She could not have pulled off Anne Hathaways little number either). Anyway, I am probably off, but I feel like Brad Pitt and his personal choices, his illiterate ramblings, and his acting abilities, are all a huge elephant in the room in terms of hollywood – no one is going to state the obvious. Sure he’s a nice guy but nice guy, pretty boy, who doesn’t show some backbone by settling his family down for a little while, and who complains about having to promote his movies (that’s why you get paid sooooo much $$$ you whiny little boy) will utimately lose the respect of those who matter most to him.

  8. Seriously pela, you think about this shit way too much.

  9. Jrz

    C’mon Carol, like YOU don’t know what Massengil is.

  10. pela

    RichPort’s Ghost
    Seriously pela, you think about this shit way too much.

    ______________________

    You’re right, it is shit.
    Probably says more about me ….
    Maybe I am using this loser venue to purge out my disrespect for people like Brad Pitt.

  11. Trish

    These 2 deserve each other because they’re LOSERS!

  12. And thus ends pela’s therapy session… next up, turning racists to black activists!

  13. Anon-E-Mouse

    Wrong even fish. Angelina wore a floor length dress to the oscars not a knee length.

  14. Anon-E-Mouse

    I just noticed that if you look carefully at the first picture, you’ll see the sign that says “british film award” so it’s definitely not the oscars.

  15. Jrz

    Rich, you’re a budding psychotherapist! maybe you can help me….I keep having this dream that I’m punching Angelina Jolie in the face…but each time I punch her, she grows another head, so I try to punch that one, and another head appears……and so on and so on……what do you think that means?

  16. sushi

    Further proof that tattoos = the person and she is one trailer trash whore.

  17. she could buy and sell your ugly butts

    66- shut the fuck up, she doesn’t live in a trailer you stupid shit.

    she is beautiful

  18. sin

    In pic # 3.. That is not kelly Osbourne. This chick has a round face while the Osbourne spooge has a ridiculasly square face.

  19. sin

    In pic # 3.. That is not kelly Osbourne. This chick has a round face while the Osbourne spooge has a ridiculasly square face.
    #49.. Angelina looks on the downside of 40. She is not hot.
    Oscars are not awarded to tv shows. You stupid bitch. Have some common sense before you post.

  20. sin

    In pic # 3.. That is not kelly Osbourne. This chick has a round face while the Osbourne spooge has a ridiculasly square face.
    #49.. Angelina looks on the downside of 40. She is not hot.
    Oscars are not awarded to tv shows. You stupid bitch. Have some common sense before you post.

  21. Gargamel

    Is that dandruff on his jacket?

  22. I don’t believe the SHIT is coming out there, folks?

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  24. Linna

    Poor Angie, she is so desperate for a commitment from Brad, the desperation is not very attractive either.
    it won’t be long till he moves on and cheats on her.
    She is aging as bad as brad, thier relationship is not agreeing eith them. They keep trying to convince the world they are madly in love and it is obvious it is just not working.

  25. Lynda

    No way she is only 32, she looks older than my mom and I am in my 30′s.
    She is a chronic liar, so i am sure she has to lie about her age.
    just like her recent lie, i am quitting acting to spend time with the kids I have hoerded, I mean collected, as she prepares for her next movie salt?
    i bet she is older than brad.

  26. Lynda – she’s not 32!! WTF? Who said she was 32. She’s 33 turning 34 this year and I think she looks her age. If you look at Jennifer Aniston she does show her age as well (probably why she always wears her hair on her face). Yes Jen’s body is amazing, but not so much her face!!

    I LOVEEE Angelina!! ever think maybe it’s her that doesn’t want the commitment AND he has also fallen in love with his co-stars, so back of the Ange is a whore, blah, blah.

    John Mayer is gross..she’s way above him!

  27. sote

    Oh my god, they both look gorgeous! Who cares if they lost, the nomination in itself means you got noticed so fuck the oscar. Jen was looking good too. Poor girl, ange was looking extra fav sunday hahahaha must’ve hurt a bit. ouch!

  28. sote

    and by the way.. thewy are always grabbing each other’s asses, who wouldn’t??!!

  29. ewww….
    Im bored of her and her ugly balck dress. Can she be any more bring?
    this girl looks like she 45……She ‘d been with everyone….brad’s not special, he’s last.

  30. ewww….
    Im bored of her and her ugly balck dress. Can she be any more boring?
    this girl looks like she …..She ‘d been with everyone….brad’s not special, he’s last. Ugly and Boring!!!!!

  31. Freebies

    These two media whores always wondering a bout one would probably think they had implanted micropchip in their ears (like my friend did to her dog that kept on wondering off)

    Please check IUC EXCLUSIVE – AJ History month part IV – were kids really the issue in Brad’s breakup with Jen? Angelina Jolie is Quadsexual. Pls read it.

  32. Black Dalia

    I’m bored of that colour too.!!!Black colour show a luck of imagination.Like she’s lost her imagination and her inspiration.!A vivid colour will make her feel happier!Try purple at least!

  33. marybassey

    ja is oky in her own way,but what i disliked about pitt was he cheated on his exwife. there is no sensiblewoman who would not want kids ,even if it means adoption.aj has always been upsetting relationships.

  34. marybassey

    aj should remember that what goes around comes around. it is hard for ja to find a pitt replacement,but single ladies are happy the way they are.the whole world keeps saying aj is beautiful, but look at her lips (TROUT POUT) &her HANDS&LEGS ALL BONY&PLENTY OF VEINS. is that what you call beautiful. even if ja hasnot won an oscar,all hope is not lost .there is still tme for that. ja is beautiful in her own way. afterall her ex hubby is still in contact with her. &his mum jane loves ja &not,nver aj.

  35. Maybe it was a candid warning to Jennifer Aniston, or maybe it was a individual to the female they attempted to conceptualise during the boring departed grouping icon as a confused Miley Cyrus tried to amount out when Jesus..

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