Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie: Beauty. Sophistication. Ass-grabbing.

February 22nd, 2009 // 85 Comments

While posing for pictures on the Oscars red carpet, Angelina Jolie decided it’d be a good time to get a handful of some Brad ass. Maybe it was a direct warning to Jennifer Aniston, or maybe it was a precursor to the child they attempted to conceive during the boring dead people montage as a confused Miley Cyrus tried to figure out when Jesus shows up to insert the baby. Who’s to say, really?

EDIT: So it turns out the first pic of the set is actually from the BAFTAs. Whoops. Then again, Brangelina could’ve teleported to Britain as part of an elaborate ass-grabbing conspiracy. I’m betting on that.

Photos: Getty
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  1. TJ

    First, bitchez. Anyone who posts after sucks Brad’s dick.

  2. What a skank. She looks like an Army wife with all those tat’s.

  3. Laur

    Dandruff?

  4. boogermeister

    I’d like to be the FIRST to say “happy Monday”

  5. cady

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  6. Athens

    Was it raining?

  7. TJ

    The Oscars are garbage. The products are usually immoral, the hosts America-hating jerks, and the winners are either Affirmative Action or political picks. Ergo Penn over Rourke so he could bash the majority of California voters.

  8. AteIsEnough

    I am so tired of hearing, seeing, and reading about these two. Enough already!

  9. llism

    The butt-grabbing pic is from the BAFTA Awards, not the Oscars. Note her earrings aren’t the same as in the rest of the pics, ahd he’s wearing a different jacket.

  10. BlacKat

    Ermm that ass-grabbing picture is not from the Oscars. Notice she’s wearing a different dress, earrings, wearing a bracelet, and in the background it says British Film Awards.
    Come on, Superficial, stop posting fake “news”. There are tons of pictures with them ass-grabbing eachother at film presentations and such.
    This isnt news, they’re young, horny and in love!

  11. Just saying

    The first picture is not from the Oscars. Angie wore a floor-length gown.

  12. Jrz

    Ha ha! Brother fucker didn’t win!
    Ugly dress, too.

  13. Jrz

    Ha ha! Brother fucker didn’t win!
    Ugly dress, too.

  14. sarah

    the first picture isn’t from the oscars anyway. but they both looked great last night.

  15. Ummm...yeah...

    Who cares? They’re married. It’s nice to see a couple still in lust after all those freaking kids and the mad stalker Jenihoe Assforbrains on the loose.

    Give them a break.

    STFU….

  16. Ummm...yeah...

    Oh yeah,
    Fish, you are an ass.
    Seriously…

  17. Erin

    that seriously looks like dandruff. How can someone with that much money still get caught with dandruff on their jacket??

  18. Erin

    that seriously looks like dandruff. How can someone with that much money still get caught with dandruff on their jacket??

  19. the whore lost

    honestly, did anyone really expect her to win an oscar for “gimmmeee back my sooon! waaah!” It’s a travesty she was nominated in the first place.

  20. carol

    I didn’t know that they were married. When did this happen.

  21. carol

    I didn’t know that they were married. When did this happen?

  22. CandyO

    Looks to me like she loves him and is getting frisky for fun. I have never been so lucky. Chances are for me if a guy was to grab my ass he would end up pinching off a load.

  23. no. they’re not married.
    and this couple sucks, anyway.

  24. John

    They are so cute together. Funny you can tell some of the posters are Jen’s jealous crew. Men would die to have a woman like Angelina. Jealous old bags need to shut up and go grab your own mans ass. If he has not left your dumppy ass’s yet.

  25. carol

    Jealous, Of what? She can’t get the man to marry her. If I was Angelina I would be hurt that I am good enough to have your kids. But not to marry. What the crap? He should be ashamed!!! God don’t like ugly and that is ugly!

  26. Interrogator

    #25 Carol you know the mind of which god? Does he talk to you? Or are you a follower of the Roman book?

  27. sin

    Now where is that damned wallet of his? I gots a lot of mouths to feed.

  28. Millicent Jones

    #27… that’s some funny shit.

  29. Jen Fan

    Oh poor me all I do is sit around post hate shit about B/A because Jen would love me for doing that, you know it’s the pity thing. I am sorry it’s just to hard to move on with my lfe since my dreaded husband left my pathetic ass 4 years ago because I sat around like a worthless turd all day fantasizing about my make believe life with Brad-then Brad left me to.

  30. Jrz

    #24–Men would die to have a woman like Angelina? A marked up, veiney, gothic adoptaholic with more emotional baggage than a Samsonite store? Okay…go for it!

  31. Dean

    #29 that was hilarious.

  32. Paul

    Jrz if that’s true why r u ok her thread. I’m sure u can find a Jen thread somewhere or her threads to dead and fridged for u.

  33. JJ

    Who gives a fuck? Seriosuly lame post

  34. carol

    # 26 You know what mean. They should marry. They have kids. They do every thing else for the kids, Get married!!! What will she tell her girls when they grow up?. It O.K. to have kids not married. god want have favor on this family. Brad needs to make it right. That is all I am saying!!

  35. Heidi

    Yeah…keep up the marriage talk. Soon we will see a big wedding with Z and Shiloh as the flower girls and Jen crying her heart out. So shhh before you start something that Jen will regret. You see how much Brad protects the mother of his kids.

  36. Jrz

    Paul, #32…I can’t even begin to rip you a new asshole because what you posted is completely incoherent. R U fucking kidding me? Fucktard.

  37. Jrz

    Oh, and Carol @34….it’s ok to have kids and not be married, you pompous, judgemental bitch. didja ever hear of live and let live?

  38. #32 – I see the English train left you at the station…

    #34 – You’re a single mom I see… do you like to screw on the first date? Call me…

  39. Jrz

    RICH!!!

    No shit about #34….I need a translator for that….does anyone here speak Massengil?

  40. God is our mighty fortress, always ready to help in times of trouble.
    And so, we won’t be afraid! Let the earth tremble and the mountains tumble
    into the deepest sea. Let the ocean roar and foam, and its raging waves shake the mountains. A river and its streams bring joy to the city, which is the sacred home of God Most High. God is in that city, and it won’t be shaken. He will help it at dawn. Nations rage! Kingdoms fall! But at the voice of God the earth itself melts. The LORD All-Powerful is with us. The God of Jacob is our fortress. Come! See the fearsome things the LORD has done on earth. God brings wars to an end all over the world. He breaks the arrows, shatters the spears, and burns the shields. Our God says, “Calm down, and learn that I am God! All nations on earth will honor me.” The LORD All-Powerful is with us. The God of Jacob is our fortress.

  41. God is our mighty fortress, always ready to help in times of trouble.
    And so, we won’t be afraid! Let the earth tremble and the mountains tumble
    into the deepest sea. Let the ocean roar and foam, and its raging waves shake the mountains. A river and its streams bring joy to the city, which is the sacred home of God Most High. God is in that city, and it won’t be shaken. He will help it at dawn. Nations rage! Kingdoms fall! But at the voice of God the earth itself melts. The LORD All-Powerful is with us. The God of Jacob is our fortress. Come! See the fearsome things the LORD has done on earth. God brings wars to an end all over the world. He breaks the arrows, shatters the spears, and burns the shields. Our God says, “Calm down, and learn that I am God! All nations on earth will honor me.” The LORD All-Powerful is with us. The God of Jacob is our fortress.

  42. Ass-grabbing in public is tacky. Everybody knows it.

  43. Hey Bibleguy, help Massa’. He has this wierd homoerotic thing going.

  44. testing

    maybe she should wear something other than all black and we wont have these mixups

  45. carol

    What is Massengil? #39

  46. Mangelina Fan

    Angie rocks because she represents all us hoes that always blame the wife for everything and think we’re entitled to sleep with whoever’s husbands we want! I have to always post about how wives are “dumpy” and “old” because secretly women like us are insanely jealous that no one will ever see us as marriage material. So all I can do is sit around all day pretending to have a one-up on someone I will never amount to. Fun!

  47. sin

    We have already seen Angelina bare ass naked in straight sex and lesbian sex. All of this when she was younger and much more toned. She is through and we do not need to see her old ass any more. Bring on the new blood.
    Angelina has too many problems with her adopted sand fleas to ever be sexy and attractive agian.
    Look for her foreign boys to do gay porn.
    Tom Cruise is waiting.

  48. sin

    With her geting older, shouldn’t she show some decorum and cover up those hideous tats? We have seen them for YEARS. Its over and so is she.

  49. everyone on here is idiots!!
    I LOVE BRANGELINA!! well really Angelina, not sure about Brad Pitt.

    Someone said on here to cover up her tats? Why? their her tattoos, she got them for reason and people who get that many tattoos obviously don’t want to cover them up IDIOTS!!!

    There are Jennifer Aniston fans out there and there are Angelina Jolie fans!!

    Jen fans – how many Oscars has she been nominated for? How many has she won?

    Angelina is not old she’s only 34 – only 6 years younger than Jen. Jen does look her age with the wrinkles and the tanning. Angelina is her age and is Jen. Not like Angelina is 25!! IDiOTS

  50. Matthew

    can we get a heidi and spencer ban on mr.overrated star and miss biglips and and you 2 should get married!

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