Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie: Beauty. Sophistication. Ass-grabbing.

While posing for pictures on the Oscars red carpet, Angelina Jolie decided it’d be a good time to get a handful of some Brad ass. Maybe it was a direct warning to Jennifer Aniston, or maybe it was a precursor to the child they attempted to conceive during the boring dead people montage as a confused Miley Cyrus tried to figure out when Jesus shows up to insert the baby. Who’s to say, really?

EDIT: So it turns out the first pic of the set is actually from the BAFTAs. Whoops. Then again, Brangelina could’ve teleported to Britain as part of an elaborate ass-grabbing conspiracy. I’m betting on that.

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