Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston Do Battle

Apparently Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston never bothered to get a prenup before getting married which means they could be headed for a nasty showdown over their assets, which include a $15.2 million mansion, a $5. 7 million yacht, a ranch, and a film company. A British tabloid reports that lawyers are already advising them individually and that a major battle could be brewing. So let this be a lesson to all: always sign a prenup. Unless you’re Melania Knauss, in which case just flash your breasts around, steal half of Donald Trump’s empire, and then marry me. And then leave, whatever. As long as I get my $1.8 billion I’m happy.