Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston Separate

Superficial / January 7, 2005

20050107pitt.jpgBrad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston have separated after 4 1/2 years of marriage. “We would like to announce that after seven years together we have decided to formally separate,” they said. “For those who follow these sorts of things, we would like to explain that our separation is not the result of any of the speculation reported by the tabloid media. This decision is a result of much thoughtful consideration. We happily remain committed and caring friends with great love and admiration for one another. We ask in advance for your kindness and sensitivity in the coming months.” It’s probably for the best that these two never had a child. Their combined genes would have created a beautiful monster the likes of which no human could resist. Hey, sort of like me!

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