Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie piss off terrorists


According to sources from the Intelligence Bureau, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have been given Y category security (11 personnel) while shooting A Mighty Heart in New Delhi because of threats to their lives from al-Qaeda.

Maybe I’ve been away from the terrorist scene for too long, but this is just sad. When al-Qaeda gets together at the annual convention of evil doers everybody’s just gonna make fun of them. All the other bad guys will be like “We set up a plan to destroy the world by drilling to the Earth’s core” and then these al-Qaeda clowns will be like “Oh yeah? Well we tried to kill Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.” And then everybody will stare at them blankly until they all burst out in laughter and take turns giving them wedgies.