According to sources from the Intelligence Bureau, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have been given Y category security (11 personnel) while shooting A Mighty Heart in New Delhi because of threats to their lives from al-Qaeda.
Maybe I’ve been away from the terrorist scene for too long, but this is just sad. When al-Qaeda gets together at the annual convention of evil doers everybody’s just gonna make fun of them. All the other bad guys will be like “We set up a plan to destroy the world by drilling to the Earth’s core” and then these al-Qaeda clowns will be like “Oh yeah? Well we tried to kill Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.” And then everybody will stare at them blankly until they all burst out in laughter and take turns giving them wedgies.
Adult Underoos | November 3, 2006 at 8:33 am
poop!
http://www.funderpants.com
BigJim | November 3, 2006 at 8:33 am
What else is new? They piss off everyone.
serial snarkalec | November 3, 2006 at 8:33 am
Fust! Don’t worry her lips will deflect any explosive tossed.
serial snarkalec | November 3, 2006 at 8:34 am
Fust-ish anyway.
GirlyGirl | November 3, 2006 at 8:34 am
Second!
So, what were the terrorists pissed about this time?
GirlyGirl | November 3, 2006 at 8:35 am
Damn, I was fifth. Not that there’s anything WRONG with that…
DancingQueen | November 3, 2006 at 8:35 am
Don’t they have more important people to blow up than these assholes.
PapaHotNuts | November 3, 2006 at 8:37 am
Maddox is a ninja.
CoolKidWannaBe | November 3, 2006 at 8:39 am
Hey all…first time poster, long time reader.
I figure they are going after these idiots because angie’s lips are a prime target. she probably stores oil in there.
wow, for my first post, that was lame.
Brain Embolism | November 3, 2006 at 8:40 am
Why don’t they just leave?
Come one come all to
CooterPunch.com for
Girl on Girl Friday.
http://cooterpunch.blogspot.com/
It’s a must see!!!
Beatcha Ferret.
slantingthroughdarkness | November 3, 2006 at 8:40 am
Maddox is the reincarnation of Pol Pot.
Jolie will have to train her army of adopted babies to protect her.
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
pumpkinpye | November 3, 2006 at 8:41 am
They’re just pissed because Brangelina will try and adopt some of their children too.
Brain Embolism | November 3, 2006 at 8:44 am
@9 CoolKidWannaBe – You’re correct, it was lame.
Come on over to Yeeeah.com. You can be as lame as you want. No registration required.
http://yeeeah.com/blog/
HaYtersLuvDanielle | November 3, 2006 at 8:47 am
they’re always causing trouble.
CoolKidWannaBe | November 3, 2006 at 8:50 am
Yeah, you win some you lose some.
PapaHotNuts | November 3, 2006 at 8:52 am
Maddox is a gold-glove terrorist killer.
RichPort | November 3, 2006 at 8:52 am
I’d like to terrorize Ms. Jolie with my johnson. Even post-partum, I’d hit that like a hippie on LSD. Funk that.
jrzmommy | November 3, 2006 at 8:54 am
I thought when I saw Jennifer Aniston in a burka the other day it was just her Halloween costume……heh, who knew?
Peter Brady | November 3, 2006 at 8:56 am
Unfortunately, I saw Mr and Mrs Smith and I think these two could take Al Qaeda. While their at it maybe they can take care of Al Sharpton also………..
RichPort | November 3, 2006 at 8:58 am
Al Sharpton’s hair can deflect bullets and good taste. They’ll have to aim for his crotch.
Brain Embolism | November 3, 2006 at 9:03 am
@16 PapaHotNuts – You’ve posted twice bad mouthing baby Maddox. You got something against baby Maddox? He’s just a kid.
Pick on someone who can defend their self… like jrzmommy. :)
PapaHotNuts | November 3, 2006 at 9:03 am
I think if Daniel Pearl would have known that Angelina Jolie was going to play the part of his wife in a movie, he probably would have thought twice about letting the terrorists chop his head off. Cause that’s some shit you want to stick around for.
Italian Stallion | November 3, 2006 at 9:06 am
Maybe we can just send the rest of the Yankees in little planes with bombs, that should take care of them sand niggers………
jrzmommy | November 3, 2006 at 9:06 am
Brain: Nah, I’m too busy posting comments, apparently, to defend myself, pick on my kids…they’re tough, they can deal, and I don’t care about their welfare anyhow. I don’t even know where they are!! :)
BigJim | November 3, 2006 at 9:08 am
In regards to an earlier thread about Ivanka and Topher, check this out:
http://entertainment.msn.com/tv/hotgossip/11-01-06_3?GT1=7703
All I can say about that picture of Topher is, I would never let someone who looks like that babysit my kids.
He looks like the kind of guy who hangs around playgrounds with a newspaper in his lap.
PapaHotNuts | November 3, 2006 at 9:09 am
Stallion- you’re idea would be great, but the Yankees would dominate the terrorists for the majority of the war, and right before the war was won, the Yankess would choke and the terrorists would in 5 games.
sirap | November 3, 2006 at 9:11 am
Dear al-Qaeda, Please don’t hurt Brad and Angelina, that would make me very sad.
Altough it may want to yell out Allāhu Akbar and turn Muslim.
el_princess | November 3, 2006 at 9:12 am
@17 I’m jealous…but I have no idea why..
ImmaAssClown | November 3, 2006 at 9:12 am
Gee, it must be tough being completely delusional ego-maniacal rich movie stars.
movie stars. not politicians or even psuedo-intellectual commentators or reporters.
movie stars.
get over yourselves…
when did these two fucktards saint themselves? Last I checked they were still adulterers who get paid to look good.
*sheesh*
natariix | November 3, 2006 at 9:12 am
terrorists won’t stop them.
don’t you see? they’re adopting a small army!!!
jrzmommy | November 3, 2006 at 9:13 am
Brad looks a little on the mortified side by Angie screaming at the poor Indian golf cart driver. What could she be saying?
“It smells like a fucking New York City cab in here and it’s making my little boy sick. Open some win….oh….”
Italian Stallion | November 3, 2006 at 9:13 am
We could always clone Scott Peterson and send a bunch of them over there. Maybe that wouldn’t work, there’s more sand then water and they would all be standing around wondering where to put the bodies………..
RichPort | November 3, 2006 at 9:15 am
#23 – Now that you mention it, shouldn’t it have been Hideki Matsui in that plane? I mean, I thought only the Japanese were kamikaze pilots… there’s nothing I hate more than copycats… Damn you and your lack of originality Corey!!!
jrzmommy | November 3, 2006 at 9:15 am
29–Please don’t ever confuse politicians with anything to be respected or with anything even resembling intellectual.
BarbadoSlim | November 3, 2006 at 9:17 am
Pffffffffffft
faggots, any self respecting terrorist would’ve wasted these two already.
MAKE IT HAPPEN!!
chop! chop!
ImmaAssClown | November 3, 2006 at 9:18 am
34- I’m not. trust me. but they are likely targets of Islamic terrorists. not these two babbling fools.
and I said “psuedo-intellectual”
BigJim | November 3, 2006 at 9:22 am
I’m bored at work already and just surfing for stuff. All I can say about this loser is, “Waaa! Boo fucking hoo!”
http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Music/11/03/mtvawards.kanye.ap/index.html
What a tool.
Ed Bambrick | November 3, 2006 at 9:22 am
LOL! (The regulars here are on FIRE today!) :)
P.S.- My wife Edna loves the cock.
Italian Stallion | November 3, 2006 at 9:23 am
Angelina: Have you ever heard of deodorant?
Cab Driver: What is this deodorant you speak of? I want to take photograph of you making toilet.
PapaHotNuts | November 3, 2006 at 9:24 am
If you shoot Angelina in the ass, you will probably hit Brad Pitt in the back of the head.
Italian Stallion | November 3, 2006 at 9:26 am
British comedian Sacha Baron Cohen entertained the audience with his English-mangling character Borat Sagdiyev, a Kazakh TV journalist, and poked fun at Madonna who is trying to adopt an African child.
“My only concern is that this singing transvestite will not be such a good father,” Borat said in a mock video link from Kazakhstan.
What a funny mother-fucker!!!!!!!!!!!!
no one you know | November 3, 2006 at 9:33 am
Way to kick the American public where it counts, terrorists. When you’re finished with that, could you hit up beloved American icon Tom Cruise and watch our society crumble without the warm embrace of our favorite kid collectors and proselytizer? Thanks.
ponk | November 3, 2006 at 9:34 am
#37 BigJim, i read about that this morning. “I paid $1 million…It had Pamela Anderson in it”. Oh excuse me Kayne, by all means you DO deserve the award…for lamest assmonkey sore loser.
RichPort | November 3, 2006 at 9:45 am
#37 – HA!!! He’s an arrogant fuck. He lost to some guys no one ever heard of for a video that cost less than my home movies. Of course, I hire extras and bikini chicks for my home videos, but that’s just me.
jrzmommy | November 3, 2006 at 9:45 am
Stallion–opening night tonight–are you going?
Brain Embolism | November 3, 2006 at 9:47 am
BigJim, here’s another ‘story’ for you.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061103/en_nm/moss_dc
Joshingya31 | November 3, 2006 at 9:47 am
#26 That is fucking hysterical!!! I told it to one of the yankee fans at work and even he laughed.
Joshingya31 | November 3, 2006 at 9:50 am
Oh wait I forgot to post my real comment. So I take it al-Qaeda is for “Team Aniston.”
jrzmommy | November 3, 2006 at 9:54 am
Do you think the alQaeda douches think Mr. and Mrs. Smith is real?
Osama: “We must purge the world of the infidel Mr and Mrs Smith — the imperial American pig-dog CIA operatives.”
PrettyBaby | November 3, 2006 at 9:57 am
There are inumerable ways to spin this story, here is my fav:
Brad is setting up an elaborate plot so that Angelina will die tragically by “Al Qaida” (The Usual Suspect). And then, you will see him mysteriously turn up in all the tabloids with a new dark haired siren named PrettyBaby. She will take over as Maddox (who is the coolest kid), Zahara and Shiloh’s mommy. I like it….