Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are denying rumors they’re planning to wed in Johannesburg. A rep for Brad tells Us Weekly: “It’s all made up.” A tabloid reported last week that they’d have a simple and elegant ceremony with African music and that guests would include Oprah Winfrey.
“Oprah would not be invited to their wedding. They are not that close,” a source close to the couple says.
Wow, first Oprah gets rejected from Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ wedding and now she can’t even get herself invited to an imaginary one. Either people really don’t like her or that flatulence rumor I’ve been spreading is starting to catch on. I mean would you want a woman at your wedding who supposedly farts with so much intensity her underwear catches on fire?
VeryLiberating.com | December 11, 2006 at 8:36 am
But whyyyyyyyyyyyy!?!
http://www.veryliberating.com
lohanjob | December 11, 2006 at 8:39 am
she looks like she’s got some gas problems…
fergernauster | December 11, 2006 at 8:41 am
Why would she marry him… or him her? They obviously are wise enough to understand that marriage kills all interest & good sex.
On another (yet related) note, they rarely cart their biological papoose around much when they go on outings, but they seem to have no trouble exhibiting the adopted brood.
Funny, huh?
Tracie | December 11, 2006 at 8:42 am
Angelina’s stolen so many men, she realizes there’s just no point in actually marrying one of them anymore. Give her another year and another movie to fall for her next co-star…..Matthew McConaughey may be next…..
HollywoodSnark | December 11, 2006 at 8:45 am
Oh noz! Another hollywood couple *not* getting married (so they can get divorced 3 months later) – this is the biggest news ever! – http://hollywoodsnark.com
laikiska | December 11, 2006 at 8:47 am
Simply the fact that Johannesburg is said to be the location makes this rumour a big, fat lie… Or would these two really choose one of the ugliest AND most dangerous cities for their wedding???
crabbie | December 11, 2006 at 8:47 am
Well, thank God for that.
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
RichPort | December 11, 2006 at 8:48 am
Maybe it’s because Oprah won’t adopt a Black baby?
CelebSlam.com | December 11, 2006 at 8:49 am
Lions across Africa are disappointed
http://www.celebslam.com
86 | December 11, 2006 at 8:49 am
Now if only they would just stop making movies too because they both suck ass!!!!!!!!! But wow, aren’t they pretty? Nahhh.
arrested-development | December 11, 2006 at 8:56 am
I think this is the best group of comments ever… because no one mentioned being first.
On the subject of these getting married or not, seems a little pointless at this stage.
calicojack | December 11, 2006 at 8:56 am
awww poor opie, she’s like the kid in the corner of the playground that eats his own shit.
::sniffle::
WHY WONT ANYONE PLAY WITH MEEE??!!
…i..i mean him…
jrzmommy | December 11, 2006 at 8:57 am
Marriage is overrated. My husband read about getting a “blumpkin” and now he’s pestering me night and day. What a pig. There’s no way this would be happening back in the old days, before we got married.
Pointandlaugh | December 11, 2006 at 9:06 am
do NOT TAUNT THE OPRAH!!! or suffer her skivvy-burning, butt-belch wrath!!
sexybitch | December 11, 2006 at 9:09 am
Hermes vs. Oprah – at least one reason to love the French.
Missallanpoe | December 11, 2006 at 9:16 am
I don’t even have a snappy comback for this…I just lol’d
enfilade | December 11, 2006 at 9:17 am
They aren’t already married?
http://www.scandalsnappers.com/
Italian Stallion | December 11, 2006 at 9:19 am
Correction: Oprah was invited but refused to go when she noticed there will not be chicken or watermelon on the menu………..
mrs.t | December 11, 2006 at 9:25 am
We didn’t invite Oprah to our wedding either. I mean, my husband put her on the prleminary list, but I was not about to have her ruin my wedding. It’s not so much the farting and belching that gets me, but the stench of self-righteousness and the fear that she’d start doing that down-home black voice on half my family. That one she pulls out whenever Denzel or Eddie Murphy are on her show.
fergernauster | December 11, 2006 at 9:31 am
Hee heeeeeeeeee. Lovin’ the Orca comments.
Orca is so far out to sea in her own bathosphere that she needs not attend any more celeb marital unions, save for her own forthcoming one with her gentle lover, Gayle.
BEAM | December 11, 2006 at 9:33 am
Is anyone else getting tired of these two? This whole world-savior schtick they have going is getting old. I mean, come, Johannesburg? Fuck off you pretentious cunts.
flashy_shades | December 11, 2006 at 9:35 am
poor oprah, her stock is plummeting!
fergernauster | December 11, 2006 at 9:37 am
Off-topic: Nothing spells Christmas like Chris Rea’s “Driving Home for Christmas”… Ahhhhhhhhhhh.
DrunkBlogger | December 11, 2006 at 9:38 am
Good for them! Having adopted kids out of wedlock is a great idea!
PapaHotNuts | December 11, 2006 at 9:42 am
Steadman owns South Africa.
Tits_McGhee | December 11, 2006 at 9:44 am
I guess not getting married is the new trend of 2006/2007. Thanks, Angie and Brad. You two have yet set another fad. First it was adopting African prarie dogs and now it’s not getting married, cause hey fuck it, you guys are celebs and can do whatever the fuck you want. What’s next, pulling up your sleeves and being a blue-collar worker with a REAL job?
sexybitch | December 11, 2006 at 9:59 am
#26
That’s only because Oprah bought it for him.
jrzmommy | December 11, 2006 at 10:10 am
They can’t find a wedding ceremony and reception venue big enough to fit both of their egos.
AnnoyingPseud | December 11, 2006 at 10:17 am
Just a comment that the other posts here gave me a much needed laugh. As for Angie & Brad – while I do admit finding him extremely fuckable, he’s obviously a total douche. Spawning with the human stick figure and mixing his genes with her balloon headed self, has ruined all my fantasies of him. Now I’m stuck dreaming about Will Farrell. WTF.
AnnoyingPseud | December 11, 2006 at 10:26 am
As for Pooprah – last week at the checkout line, the Nat’l Enquirer had an issue of ‘who’s gay’ and noted that perpetual non-hubby “Steadman” [oh it's so not ironic this is his name] was a gay bird. Surprise surprise. Not. That he’s her little merkin man. I don’t personally care if Poopy is gay [must be why she hates Rosie - too much lesbo energy/competition]. It’s irrelevant to anything. But her gigantic continental sized ego…that pisses me off to no end. That and her endless butt kissing of fellow ‘celebs’. She’s just such a total pig.
Eikooc | December 11, 2006 at 10:29 am
For crying out loud, why don’t you guys give poor Okra Windbag a break!
noonespecial8888 | December 11, 2006 at 10:40 am
Well if Ang doesn’t want to marry him, I will.
ginettissima | December 11, 2006 at 11:27 am
Why is everyone always so worried about whether Okra gets invited to weddings or not?
Richard Edwards | December 11, 2006 at 11:55 am
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie make up the hottest couple in Hollywood, I would love to see them get married. Together they seem more grounded than any other Hollywood couple. If the stars align in their favor for marrige then I wish them the best! I am also wishing the best for Brad Pitt for the upcoming People’s Choice Awards. He is nominated for Favorite Leading Man. Be sure to tune in January 9, 2006 on CBS @ 9/8c, there are only 2 more categories left open for voting. Visit http://www.pcavote.com for more info. I got the latest updates because I work with the People’s Choice Community.
andrewthezeppo | December 11, 2006 at 12:38 pm
All the stuff about Oprah at Tom and Katie’s wedding was stupid. Just because she interviewed him on her show doesn’t mean that they’re friends…she’s interviewed thousands of people, she can’t just be going to weddings all the time.
HolisticWisdomcom | December 11, 2006 at 1:15 pm
Why would they be getting married? Homosexuals have still not received the civil right to marry and they said the wouldn’t until that happened.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com/homosexual-gay-marriage.htm
Boogie Monster | December 11, 2006 at 2:59 pm
Who cares if they get married or not?
renee | December 11, 2006 at 5:48 pm
#35
WTF? Grounded my ass, there is no grounded couples in hollywood, especially not those two whores.
And another thing, whatever happened to thier fat lipped biological baby? Ever since her birth, i only seen one pic of her with brangelina, the rest of the time its only been Zahara and Maddox (I’ll admit, he’s a cutey.)
I think Angie has a phobia for white babies…. or maybe its just so ugly they’re ashamed to show it.
aurealis | December 11, 2006 at 8:37 pm
Okay, we get it! Brangelina will not conform to the whims of common man. It must get drafty up on that pedestal of theirs.
libtard | December 12, 2006 at 1:07 am
Newsflash! The reason they are not getting married is because Brad is waiting for my husband to die so he can be with me.
Call me, Brad….. I’m a total tramp with low self-esteem. I’m also very “bendy”.
killeristic | December 12, 2006 at 4:54 am
i feel evil. but just cant help to say : YAY!!
cole007 | December 12, 2006 at 11:42 am
they shouldn’t get married because Goldie Hawn didn’t, and her and Kurt’s marriage is still going strong. Marriage is the celebrity killer. Look at Tim Robbins and that red-headed banshee he calls a “girlfriend,” shouldn’t they be called “elderly lovers”?
Pooprah has a 2-story bathroom made out of pink marble. That is enough to have her drawn and quartered if you ask me.
nychag | December 12, 2006 at 2:47 pm
“they’re legally bound to their kids, so don’t need to be to eachother”
oh, how cute.. one big orgy..
pedifiles.
HollywoodSnark | March 27, 2007 at 11:03 am
who cares to cover denials that people are getting married…that’s not news