Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are denying rumors they’re planning to wed in Johannesburg. A rep for Brad tells Us Weekly: “It’s all made up.” A tabloid reported last week that they’d have a simple and elegant ceremony with African music and that guests would include Oprah Winfrey.
“Oprah would not be invited to their wedding. They are not that close,” a source close to the couple says.
Wow, first Oprah gets rejected from Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ wedding and now she can’t even get herself invited to an imaginary one. Either people really don’t like her or that flatulence rumor I’ve been spreading is starting to catch on. I mean would you want a woman at your wedding who supposedly farts with so much intensity her underwear catches on fire?