Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt said in a press conference yesterday they had no plans of getting married anytime soon, saying they want to concentrate on taking care of their three children instead. Angelina says:
“There is nothing in the air. The focus is the kids, and we are obviously extremely committed to the children and as parents together. So that kind of says it for us, and to have a ceremony on top of it is nothing.”
It’s weird to see two people so committed to destroying typical family structures and stereotypes. It almost feels like an elaborate setup so they can one day tell Shiloh she’s adopted. None of the kids will call Brad Pitt dad, and he’ll always be referred to as “the guy who makes funny noises with mom in the bedroom.”
#97 – Gwen Stefani patented that move.
Listen bitch: Paying your taxes does NOT qualify as “Donating 1/3 of your income to charity”…m’kay?
And while we’re on the subject, I’m intrigued by the “unspecified charity” you whored your daughter out for. Why unspecified?
Last I heard, the worldwide attention and PR you could give to said charity by endorsing it – in the form of a multi-million dollar donation, no less – would be worth more than donation itself. Ya know? Raise awareness of the issue, encourage more donations…etc. Didn’t they thank you for that in Namibia? God forsaken country no one ever heard of until you spawned there? Now reaping the rewards in the form of free PR and millions of tourist dollars no doubt.
So I ask again, why unspecified? I mean, everyone knows I’m as obsessed with secrecy as you are. But I think I’m going to have to get the NSA and IRS on this.
Doh! I guess they don’t call me “Dumya” for nothing! If you named the charity, it would be obligated to confirm your donation.
Unspecified? Who’s to say whether you actually gave anyone any money or not?
Damn! You’re sneakier than my #2 (Mr. Cheney to you). Seriously. I think I’m in love. Call me.
And for all you other people:
You have a baby first to see if you can actually get along with each other. You know, before you make a more serious commitment like marriage.
Just got sent what is supposed to be the first public picture of baby Shiloh. Check it out here: http://coolnina97.blogspot.com/2006/06/first-picture-of-baby-shiloh-nouvel.html
These 2 people love each other and they genuinely love their children. Brad and Angelina are a gazillion times more normal and honest than Tom and Katie.
It makes me sick that Tom and Katie brought a baby into their weird plot. Yuck!!
You’ve got to give Tom and Katie some respect. At least they’re not whoring the kid out
It makes kids feel really special to know that their parents are more committed to being able to walk away at any given moment than they are to having a stable family home.
Because that’s what this means.
Although I have to say that neither Pitt nor Jolie has ever given any evidence that a stable family home is meaningful to either of them.
I guess it sucks to be you, Shiloh & Company. I’m sorry you got stuck with these losers.
I was originally going to comment about how much I hate Brangelina because of the shit they pulled with Jen. I was on team Aniston.
But I looked at the pictures (thanks #106) and I pretty much just melted.
I hate to admit it, but Angelina looks so fricken beautiful, I was a complete mess after giving birth to my kids, it took about 6 months before I could even comb my hair right.
That baby is beautiful, all newborns are supposed to be ugly (mine were, shut up, they are perfect now) but Shiloh is perfect. And the one of Brad holding her, ugh, I still love him…
Maybe I’m just a little weak seeing him with his baby since my husband has gone off to fight in this war, I’m in need of some man hands.
This is my FIRST AND LAST nice comment, now I’m going to go have a good cry.
#110
Chickenscratch, do you really think Angelina has to do the dirty work of being a mom, liking cooking dinner,cleaning up puke, cleaning the house, getting up at 3 am for feedings? NO WAY! That’s what NANNIES are for! SO the nanny does all the mom work so Angelina can still look beautiful.
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You also have to remember that she had a c-section, so the baby’s face and head didn’t get squished and deformed from going through labor. Plus, the pictures were taken I think like 10 days after the birth, giving the redness time to go away. I wouldn’t be surprised if Angie didn’t have a c-section so her baby would be more photogenic, thus raising the bid amount.
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Amen! I’d like to see how beautiful she’d still be after weeks of little sleep!
Chickenscratch, #111 & #112 are absolutely right.
If we all had personal trainers, nannies, a housekeeper to do all the bed making, toilet cleaning, bathtub scrubbing, laundry,washing up, vaccuuming, mopping, etc. and a chef to do the cooking, we could all be beautifully pampered and exquisite looking creatures too.
Some people like Angelina Jolie are just naturally very lovely, but MOST people could look just as movie-starrish as today’s screen divas with access to the trainers, the stylists, the personal shoppers.
If you don’t believe me, think back to that hokey Glamor Shots phase a few years back. They could make people look like models in a magazine photo shoot with makeup, some Aqua Net and a few tacky props.
I’m sure that you – and your children, natch – are beautiful.
113
Thank you! That’s what I’ve always said! We could all have incredible bodies and look fabulous if we had nothing else to do but work out and preen all day long (and had lots of money). I wonder what percentage of celebs have had surgery to achieve their goddess-like perfection? Almost anyone can be surgically altered to be beautiful. Do you remember that show The Swan? My point exactly.
Okay you got me. I wrote that in my moment of weakness. I would be totally hot if I had a billion dollars to blow on being pampered and still have enough left over to buy a small country.
But, alas, I’m me.
Thanks for all the cheering up 111-114, I still think that baby is cute.
Chickenscratch,
I didn’t read the part about your husband being deployed. I want to thank you for the sacrifice you and your husband are making for our country. Your husband is a warrior, and you are a special kind of lady to be a warrior’s husband. My prayers and support are with you, your husband, and our troops.
Now back to bashing celebs.
It’s a tough job, but I have no choice. I just hope I don’t get sent over too while he is gone (yes, I’m advertising that I am also in the Army).
Thanks Jane, I get thanked a lot, but it still always means something when a new one comes and Thanks me…and my husband.
Right-when’s the next round coming out???
117
You don’t have kids, do you?
#117 god bless and hope he/you comes home safe. After he kills a few insurgent fuckehads of course.
As for the post? Fuck it Brad’s a chick now, doesn’t matter what movie he makes from here on out he will always be a bitch to me.
oh yeah and #116 great post. too classy for this site.
#110 – I ditto 116. Bless you both.
Thank you…all of you. I feel like the most popular girl in school, all this love.
Yes, I have two boys, one is 9 the other is 16 months.
If you want to read more about Psycho Baby, see what I just wrote on the Angelina Tattoo thread.
ChickenScratch…
I know this is a little late but I wanted to say something to you…
Thank yo so much for both your service and your husband’s service to help protect the liberty of our country. You truly have made a selfless sacrifice that helps so many of your fellow citizens. I hope to God that you both finish up your duty safe and sound.
In Flanders Fields
In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
Loved, and were loved, and now we lie
In Flanders Fields.
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
In Flanders Fields.
-John McCrae
Hello all, my first post. WHOOO-HOOO!!!
To #1 aimtrue,thank you.
After reading your post I had to change my panties due to pissing myself silly.
That was about the funniest f*cking post to date that I’ve ever read on these two a**clowns.
It was Hi-f*cking-larious.
angelina and brad :)
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but if it isn’t his baby
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then whose ?
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:)
Jesus, they both need to take a shit. And the video of their “first interview” since giving birth….Bradmanwhore just sits there like a frozen turd and Angelinagirlwhore blabbers on about how their other kids had an adventure, blah blah blah. Oh let’s see, I’m betting this “union” won’t last.
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