Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie not getting married


Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt said in a press conference yesterday they had no plans of getting married anytime soon, saying they want to concentrate on taking care of their three children instead. Angelina says:

“There is nothing in the air. The focus is the kids, and we are obviously extremely committed to the children and as parents together. So that kind of says it for us, and to have a ceremony on top of it is nothing.”

It’s weird to see two people so committed to destroying typical family structures and stereotypes. It almost feels like an elaborate setup so they can one day tell Shiloh she’s adopted. None of the kids will call Brad Pitt dad, and he’ll always be referred to as “the guy who makes funny noises with mom in the bedroom.”