Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are pissed because somebody has stolen a digital memory card with pictures from their private baby shower for Shiloh. Their lawyers have sent out letters threatening anybody who publishes the pictures, saying:
“Anyone who publishes, disseminates, displays or otherwise exploits” the pictures faces “legal action … seeking compensatory and punitive damages, statutory damages for copyright violations and attorneys’ fees,” says the letter signed by Yael Holtkamp of the top celebrity firm Lavely & Singer. The letter says police are investigating the theft and that any outlet that buys the photos “will be engaged in purchasing stolen property,” which is a crime. A spokesman for the Los Angeles Police Department said he did not know which law enforcement agency was probing the theft because it was unclear where and when the memory card was snatched.
It’d be pretty funny if a week from now Angelina Jolie was doing the laundry and found the memory card mixed in with her old clothes. Like one of those old guys who have their glasses on their head and start scouring the house looking for them, eventually beating their wife after concluding she must have hid them again. And after a good wife beating they maybe wander down the neighborhood in their underwear and start screaming at young people for haivng their rock and roll music.
Giggles | June 27, 2006 at 12:46 pm
It would be quite funny indeed if she found them in her pocket….
sharkbite | June 27, 2006 at 12:48 pm
So much for raising more charity donations with those baby shower photos!
I fully expect them to sue the pants off of anyone who tries to publish them.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
jane's eyre | June 27, 2006 at 12:48 pm
I think they just forgot that it’s lodged up Brad’s ass.
so2315 | June 27, 2006 at 12:49 pm
4th!!!!
Philip Ramirez | June 27, 2006 at 12:49 pm
4th will suffice.
Philip Ramirez | June 27, 2006 at 12:54 pm
Okay, nm then. 5th* will suffice.
daisyduke | June 27, 2006 at 12:54 pm
we’ve all seen the baby already, whooooo cares?
DonLes91 | June 27, 2006 at 12:55 pm
I care. Is there a reward? I need to pay my truck off.
Jacq | June 27, 2006 at 12:56 pm
Said memory card could probably be virtually undetectable in one of the craters on Brad’s face.
Lawrence | June 27, 2006 at 1:00 pm
Well it makes sense the whole deal about privacy and make making money with the pics… anyway here is my new video if you like to watch bulges. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-T2giX6aNck
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | June 27, 2006 at 1:00 pm
A poll in Newsweek revealed that 75% of Americans prefer Jennifer Aniston to Angelina Jolie. The poll did not specify whether they would prefer to have sex with them, see them in a movie, sympathize with their relationship with Brad Pitt, or strap them to a rocket which would then launch them into the sun.
Anyway, I just wanted to point out what a poignant and relevant publication Newsweek is. And that nobody wants your ugly baby pictures you creepy homewrecking slut.
pinky_nip | June 27, 2006 at 1:00 pm
Maddox probably stole the fucker and flushed it down the shitter.
tits_on_snack | June 27, 2006 at 1:01 pm
Christ. Get over yerselves, Jolie-Pitts.
I think it would be great if somebody went up to them and was like “Oh yeah here, this was left in your rental car. Nobody cares about your stupid baby pictures.”
pinky_nip | June 27, 2006 at 1:03 pm
I once had photos of me in a shower stolen.
Okay, so I sold them, but I did get ripped off.
superstar26 | June 27, 2006 at 1:04 pm
tee hee #8
TurndaPaige | June 27, 2006 at 1:05 pm
And don’t you just love this picture? Like they’re both auditioning for who can give the best blow job!
Nina | June 27, 2006 at 1:07 pm
The pictures were published everywhere. I saw them. They were cute.
trulymadlydeeplytori | June 27, 2006 at 1:08 pm
why was i wrong to take that card? it was just sitting there, i thought it was for everyone to use.
Wow Just Wow | June 27, 2006 at 1:10 pm
Aren’t these two supposed to be saving the world? Instead they are threatening everyone and abusing their power…much like the way they shut down international borders in Namibia.
danielle | June 27, 2006 at 1:10 pm
what? did they have a stripper at the bash or something?
TheCahMcCah | June 27, 2006 at 1:10 pm
You’re assuming that the Jolie-Pitts soil their clothes and need them washed, which I think we can all agree, they have moved beyond. That’s why Brad doesn’t need to shower. They’re better than all of us dirty, dirrrrty mortals.
cruzin333 | June 27, 2006 at 1:13 pm
#8 LMAO!
But how could someone steal that memory card? If it was that important, they should have kept an eye on it a little more closely. Leave it to celebrities to sue for anything and its momma.
S_M_G | June 27, 2006 at 1:17 pm
I saw one of the pictures and they were of Brad and Angie since it was a baby shower and no baby!They were incredibly cute pictures and they looked so happy!By the way i don’t understand people who prefer Jen, she has done nothing but star in friends and be a glammed up hollywood star.she wouldn’t last a day in Africa.
yuckyfresh | June 27, 2006 at 1:18 pm
@1 – read my mind. a la homer and his remote.
RichPort | June 27, 2006 at 1:18 pm
Did TC visit them? This has to be investigated. He may being trying to pass off these as pics of his non-existent kid. And he has no kid of course because he LTC.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | June 27, 2006 at 1:20 pm
Is it just me, or does Maddox have the tightest little ass? He is such a biscuit.
causewerecountry | June 27, 2006 at 1:21 pm
yeah- baby pictures. the memory card has baby pictures if thats what they call ridiculous sex photos of Ang sticking all kinds of weird shit up Brad’s ass…she kinky like that you know…haha
technology is a bitch isn’t it Brad?
Precisely | June 27, 2006 at 1:21 pm
No one would ever know if it does turn up in their possession somewhere because they don’t want to look like fools.
yuckyfresh | June 27, 2006 at 1:22 pm
@9 – how dare you.
yuckyfresh | June 27, 2006 at 1:23 pm
#26 – you are becoming my favorite ;)
Precisely | June 27, 2006 at 1:25 pm
#26-
lmao
jane's eyre | June 27, 2006 at 1:28 pm
23
Hah. Yeah, Angie REALLY roughs it when she travels to Africa. She lives in mud huts with no air, no bottled water, no 800-thread count sheets, no entourage, NOTHING. She’s real hard-core.
pop | June 27, 2006 at 1:29 pm
first getting the details on Paris/Jose wrong now a typo in the story (haivng) – whose proof-reading this shit? Helen Keller? Because if so, give her my number -i wanna piece of THAT!
http://www.popculturepundit.blogspot.com/
Iambananas | June 27, 2006 at 1:30 pm
Pshhh… I bet they just lost it.. you know, while angelina was banging brad up the poop shoot.
herbiefrog | June 27, 2006 at 1:31 pm
the header photo will do for now…
…can everyone just
SUCK
lol bitches
jane's eyre | June 27, 2006 at 1:31 pm
33
It’s “who’s”. Hm.
UNWASHEDMASSES | June 27, 2006 at 1:33 pm
Gotta love these stars that bitch and moan about privacy and the “war” being waged on them by mercenary photogs, then threaten legal action when they lose a memory card chock full of pics. We all know it’s about money, not memories. The Joilie-Pitts (God that sounds haughty) want every last dime those snapshots can fetch them. That, or there are a few of Angie wearing a Tom Cruise signature strap-on and Brad bent over in Lara Croft drag anxiously waiting to get in touch with his feminine side.
pop | June 27, 2006 at 1:33 pm
36.
now you done make fun of my well grammar…yet again, that nobel prize for writing stuff has slipped between my male model-esque fingers…
Linnea | June 27, 2006 at 1:35 pm
I don’t remember anybody stealing pictures of Maddox and Zahara. Oh yeah wait! Those are the “brown” children not the pure leaders of the Aryan race.
We should just shut them in the ugly children cage and let them develope cocaine habits and kill innocent pedestrians.
biatcho | June 27, 2006 at 1:37 pm
In this picture they look like the most adorable couple, almost as if they’re saying the exact same thing… and then they looked at each other lovingly as if to say “oh honey, you know me so well” but really Angelina Jolie stood up, kicked her chair back, dragged Pitt away from the table by his dick & then ripped it off screaming “Get out of my head you little faggot”.
Nina | June 27, 2006 at 1:41 pm
“I don’t remember anybody stealing pictures of Maddox and Zahara. Oh yeah wait! Those are the “brown” children not the pure leaders of the Aryan race.”
Actually 39, the pictures were of the shower, therefore, no “white” baby, there was some however of Angie and Zahara that were adorable.
tarjamarja | June 27, 2006 at 1:48 pm
So are they pissed because the card got lost and they lost the pictures OR because the card got lost and someone might publish the pictures? If it’s the latter, sheesh, get over it. If it’s the first alternative, why didn’t they backup? Backup people! BACKUP!!
tits_on_snack | June 27, 2006 at 1:52 pm
#23 “i don’t understand people who prefer Jen, she has done nothing but star in friends and be a glammed up hollywood star.she wouldn’t last a day in Africa.”
Lawl. Ok, not that I’m a big ol’ Jennifer Aniston lover or anything because frankly I could give a shit about any of them… But it’s not like the Jolie-Pitts were sleeping on dirt floors in mud huts, and helping people dig wells and plant crops and finding cures for malaria. They were vacationing in an expensive, posh, luxury resort.
Jacq | June 27, 2006 at 1:54 pm
Crater-face! Crater-face! Crater-face!
Holy shit! Bloody Mary just appeared at my desk.
Nina | June 27, 2006 at 1:56 pm
“So are they pissed because the card got lost and they lost the pictures OR because the card got lost and someone might publish the pictures?”
ha! They can find them all over the internet- the same people they’re threatening to sue. Why don’t they just buy them back from the guy who’se offering them to all the tabloids and celeb sites? he claims to have over 250 shots.
baratdoherty | June 27, 2006 at 2:03 pm
42 – LOL!
IFuckingHateYou | June 27, 2006 at 2:30 pm
The memory stick was stolen by a poor, starving Ethiopian orphan who sold the pictures to buy his sister & mother back from the local pimp.
Now that cunt Angelina is going to sue the poor bastard.
The good news is that after she sures him, she will give him a bowl of rice and a fly swatter so he can live in comfort.
ESQ | June 27, 2006 at 2:30 pm
Seriously, it is probably in the pocket of one of their pants OR at the bottom of the diaper bag or a purse. Christ! Just look for your shit like everyone else. I can’t wait for this to blow-up in their faces!
IFuckingHateYou | June 27, 2006 at 2:31 pm
SUES him – she sure as fuck won’t “sure” him.
CDob | June 27, 2006 at 2:44 pm
You’re assuming Agnie actually DOES laundry. Or that she ever has in her whole life.
And yes, they “accidentally” lost the memory card of the baby pictures…