Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie give birth to Shiloh


I wasn’t going to post today since it’s Memorial Day and all that, but I didn’t write anything over the weekend about the super baby being born and I figured I should. If you haven’t already heard, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie gave birth to a baby girl on Saturday and have named her Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt. There aren’t any other details, but the birth reportedly went smoothly and everybody is currently in Namibia doing well. Although they’ve yet to explain how they came up with Shiloh. Either all the girl names were taken or they were just really hoping she came out as a dog. They might as well have named her Fido. Or Spot. Or McGruff. Because maybe when she grows up she’ll take a bite out of crime.