Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie give birth to Shiloh

May 29th, 2006 // 253 Comments

I wasn’t going to post today since it’s Memorial Day and all that, but I didn’t write anything over the weekend about the super baby being born and I figured I should. If you haven’t already heard, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie gave birth to a baby girl on Saturday and have named her Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt. There aren’t any other details, but the birth reportedly went smoothly and everybody is currently in Namibia doing well. Although they’ve yet to explain how they came up with Shiloh. Either all the girl names were taken or they were just really hoping she came out as a dog. They might as well have named her Fido. Or Spot. Or McGruff. Because maybe when she grows up she’ll take a bite out of crime.



  1. Sheva

    Aha first ya Tom Cruise/celebrity worshippers!
    Now pay homage to the king and queen of Namibia.

    They just bought the coutnry and are expelling the people for their daughter.

  2. In your face

    Yeah #1! The baby that will take over the world

  3. In your face

    Damn you #1!

  4. ivri

    shit, superfish guy, it took you long enough. the superficial is no fun anymore, because the posts are so few and far between. muy depressing…

  5. Did she have it in a hut? All hail the slut in the hut!

  6. Elizabeth

    i wonder what it looks like…..

  7. TaiTai

    Isn’t Shiloh a famous Civil War battlefield in Tennessee? It makes perfect sense because, you know, love is a battlefield.

    Oh and I guess the Nouvel goes with the Jolie? New pretty, sort of?

  8. HisMistress

    I have to wonder what is missing in my life that I have been obsessively checking the Superficial to find out about the birth of this baby. And now that it’s here I’m still not fulfilled. Sigh.

  9. Binky

    I thought they’d name her ‘Jennifer’.

  10. Finally, the long-awaited Pitt-Jolie baby has arrived. Can we shut up about them now?

  11. another religious celebrity baby name? awesome! if you want to know more about what it means, check it out here:

  12. jimmythefish

    Given BP’s affinity for architecture I’m guessing he named her after French architect Jean Nouvel.

    Whatever happened to normal names like Bob or Audio Science?

    12th! Yes!

  13. BigJim

    Will everyone please quit ragging on the poor SF guy. Isn’t he allowed to have a weekend off? Who gives a flying rat fuck if he didn’t post something we’ve all know for a couple of days?

    Oooh! Brangelina had a baby named for beagle. Oooh! I must comment on this or my life won’t be complete.

    Sorry, to rag, but it’s not a holiday in Canada and I guess I’m pissed about that.

  14. TaiTai

    6 it looks like Yoda, all babies do. Give it a few months to develop its giant lips and pockmarks.

  15. assholic

    This is beyond lame, next please.

    *I’m top 20. Hurrah for me.

  16. andrewthezeppo

    Wait, it’s a girl? I thought the name was cruel and stupid when it was for a boy, but if Baby Jolie-Pitt is a girl named Shilo….she’ll never take over the world :-(

  17. lurkerx

    Thought that Namibian guy was gonna name it. Find it hard to believe he came up with Shiloh.

    “Hey, thanks for all the help, we want you to name the baby.”

    “How about click-tock-tick-tick-click?”

    “Ummmmmm. Sure. Well, thanks again, we’ll see you tomorrow? Bye!”


    “Yeah, Shiloh.”

  18. TaiTai

    It’s probably pronounced like Sheila in the African or French or whatever kind of dialect the Jolie-Pitts are faking these days. And it’s probably black. Since it is African and everything.

  19. M@ce

    All hail the newborn Queen of the Superhumans!

    All of us ‘disgusting uglies’ bow down before your radiant magnificense!

    May you allow our repulsive, unworthy eyeballs to behold your shining beauty!

    We exist only to show, by contrast, the true majesty of your perfection!

    Bow low to the Shiloh!

    Behold, SHE has come!

  20. Feed_Me_Chocolate

    The supreme being has been born.
    Her name is Leeloo Dallas Multipass.

    (sorry, i made this joke in the previous post)

  21. Ari

    M@ce, does that mean you’ve changed your mind about the hermaphrodite fucking itself til it disappears up its own asshole?

    Because I really liked that theory…

  22. ohyeahallie

    a girl? another? either way, I’m pretty happy for em. that’s nice. but Shiloh? wtf.

  23. I like the name Shiloh actually…

    I don’t know where Nouvel came from though…

    and seriously. Celebrities wonder why they aren’t treated like normal people. Normal people don’t fly themselves to a foreign country just to give their childbirth a bit of culture.

    We need another Tom Cruise story.

  24. Sheva

    I just got lucky and checked into the site, but as for the slut of the mud, yeah in your face.

    Now it’s time for the Africans in Namibia to circle around their hut and do a pagan dance. Then they must be frogged march out of the country.

    Coz Angie is one crazy biyatch, yes she has some heart except for Greek girls who have plastic surgery on their noses.

    Then she is positively, absolutely showing no biyatch mercy.

  25. TXgal82

    This is my first post… I just wanted to point out the fact that Jolie and Pitt are supposidly both buddhist but named their daughter a hebrew name… they are both too fake to me.

  26. Sheva

    Yes, Shiloh is a famous battle from the Civil War:

    Angie wants her daughter to grow up and become a pagan war princess who slashes the throats of overrated TV actresses of Greek origin with nose surgery named Jen.

  27. shanaynay

    Now all there is left for baby to be a REAL African is to be circumcised! I wonder if they have the standard time frame as the rest of the world…1 to 3 days after birth.

  28. wastingtime

    I just pray she grows up to be ugly. Like in a weird twist of fate she actually gets Brad’s lips and Angelina’s mole. And Jennifer Aniston’s square face. It could happen.

  29. Ari

    I like the headline, “Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie give birth…”

    Was Brad lying there, looking like a beached whale and in so much pain that he was threatening to rip the ‘nads of anyone that came within reach? Somehow I doubt it.
    Because you just know that Angelina refused drugs (if they were even available) because she wanted to go as ‘native’ as possible.

    Between that thought, and the female circumcision post up there, I’m feeling a tad nauseous. And crossing my legs very tightly…

  30. BarbadoSlim

    Even though I’m partial to team Jolie, that “name” is fuckawful. WHATEVER HAPPENED TO NORMAL!!!

    Bill, Anne, Elizabeth, Barbado, Lucy, Slim etc…

  31. Im happy for them. Shiloh its a weird name, its not commun of course but doesnt sounds bad for me. I love it. :) She gonna be a ”femme fatale” like her mother I’m sure :)

  32. Ari

    #30, As long as that kid’s last name is Jolie-Pitt, nothing will be normal about her. In this case, bizarre is the new normal.

    Brangelina have redefined the word.

  33. Mariev

    btw, the name Shiloh it’s means

  34. btw, the name Shiloh it’s means

  35. Evangelia

    sheva, you have something against greek girls?

  36. Grphdesi23

    Not a lot of people know this, but Neil Diamond was there for the birth.

    Apparently, he serenaded the child and they decided to honor him by naming her after one his stellar hits, “Shilo”.

    Thus, Neil began to play guitar singing…

    Shilo, when I was young
    I used to call your name
    When no one else would come
    Shilo, you always came
    And you’d stay

  37. tits_on_snack

    Shiloh is a pretty sounding name. But then again, so is Lassie.

  38. Grphdesi23

    Apparently, Angelina planned her C-Section due to the fact that she had herpes.

    Brad contracted herpes from her and that’s how Jen-Jen found out.

    Also in the club for planned C-sections due to Herpes is….drum roll…please..

    Jennifer Garner, Madonna and our Beloved Katie (“Kate) Holmes.

  39. BarbadoSlim

    This poor kid is NEVER going to match any of his parents looks. Angelina’s is exotic looking but her features only work for her, Brad is admittedly some kind of freak of nature and the same applies.
    So what you have is what genetic scientists call the “Baldwin Effect”, which is what happens when you have several family members with similar physical features. You have one who is well put together while ,the others, are are just bizarre looking. (see Patrick Swayze’s brother for another clear example)
    So, the kid’s gonna be freaky looking, and I just hope that God, gives me the longevity, health and strength to be here years from now, mercilessly making fun of her hideousness.

  40. Sheva

    Evangelia – to quickly answer your question.

    No, I have nothing against Greek girls except that I love European women and they happen to fit that especially in the neighborhood in New York I used to live in. I never did see “that” Jennifer there.

    But “that” Jen is the type that changed her Greek name and nose as I understand from her earlier confession.

    My ridicule is for her, Brangelina and Lamda Lamda Lamda, the gay, lame bannana.

  41. @14. “it looks like Yoda, all babies do.”

    Remember the old Jon Lovitz SNL routine where his character claimed to be responsible for the relative lack of genetic diversity in China? I never used to think that was funny before, …

  42. Charlaurz McHall

    look here, it says what her name means (and yes, it does mean Messiah)

  43. Sheva

    All hail, the AntiChrist has been born.

  44. herbiefrog

    “The supreme being has been born.”
    “Her name is Leeloo Dallas Multipass”

    funnily enough…
    you may not be so wrong :)

  45. BarbadoSlim

    I read somewhere that some European countries will NOT let you register the name of your child if it’s silly, idiotic, grammatically incorrect.

  46. herbiefrog

    some people never got the distinction

    government for the people
    government of the people

  47. Yoda a Green Schlong Has

    Brangelina may indeed have a messianic complex, …

    “‘Shiloh’ also refers to a person and is by Christians generally understood as denoting the Messiah, ‘the peaceful one,’ as the word signifies.”

    My munchkins’ Gaelic names get more than a little attention, but “Shiloh” seems a bit pretentious, …

  48. boston27

    Who else finds it funny that Shiloh is the name of Vince Vaughn’s invisible friend in Wedding Crashers? Already the Six Degrees of Shiloh Jolie-Pitt…

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