Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie go to museum

Brad Pitt took Angelina Jolie and her son Maddox to the Royal Tyrrell Museum near Drumheller on Saturday after they came to visit him in Canada, where he’ll start filming The Assassination Of Jesse James next week. The museum’s spokeswoman says, “They did not ask us to close the museum or for an after-hours visit or any special treatment. They arrived around 7pm and stayed for an hour. The other people in the museum at the time were very respectful. The only unfortunate thing was that word leaked out and quite a crowd collected outside the main entrance, so we had to find an alternate exit for them. They are both very down-to-earth people and most appreciative.” How come nobody ever writes articles about me when I visit museums? I mean I don’t – because I’m not a nerd – but it’d be nice if I didn’t have to axe somebody to death everytime I want a little newspaper attention. They’ve obviously got nothing better to do than write about museum visits, so they might as well feature a four or five page expos