reports Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are planning to adopt a Vietnamese boy, and have already filed the adoption papers. The two visited the Tam Binh orphanage in November and Angelina returned alone last month. A source says:
“Angelina and Brad have filed papers with the US Citizenship and Immigration services to adopt a boy from the Tam Binh orphanage in Ho Chi Minh City.”
Pretty soon they’ll have collected enough to finally challenge Ash Ketchum to a Pokemon battle to the death. They can even store them in the little Pokemon spheres, and when they open one up to attack, Zahara or Maddox or whoever will roll out onto the floor, most like suffocated, crushed, or starved to death. And then Pikachu will electrocute them and the whole gang will laugh and laugh because Pokemon is fun times.