#40 I want to stick my finger in your wonkie eye. I really do!
they really are.
Word on the sreet is Brad has a BO problem
Wow, that bitch is starting to get as skinny as Nicole. She looks a lot better with some skin on her face. She might be beautiful, but can you crack a smile once in a while???
Sheeesh Superfish, you said it. These 2 are such ridiculously hot pieces of ass that it is fucking astounding. I bet when they fuck, rose petals magically float through the air and angels smile upon them.
And kudos to Brad for getting rid of Jennifer Aniston. Gots to be the smartest move he’ll ever make.
They may look better than me, but I bet my dick is bigger:
She looks good because she has a special beauty regimen, that of slathering her tits, lips and face with her husband’s semen on a regular basis – it’s her special beauty secret…
I don’t know, and I know a lot of people will disagree with me, but I don’t find her beautiful at all. She doesn’t have much of a personality, and those lips really annoy me. Take off her makeup, and she starts looking like an old shoe, too.
But Superfish, you are way wrong on Brad Pitt. He is so yummy and fantastic. I am gonna need to either A. Start some tacky Brad fanclub or B. Masturbate to “A River Runs Through It”
Oh yeah, can you imagine the gut-wrenching pain Aniston feels when she sees them together? gaaaaaaHH!
I just heard that Jen broke up with Vince Vaughn – this is probably the most important bit of news of the past year, surpassing the North Korean, Iranian and Iraq crises, and I have soaked my pillow nightly praying for Jen’s continued good fortune and happiness in her life – I feel her pain…
Brad’s jacket lining is polka dot. How funny.
I’m really not that Grimey. I swear.
#49 see #46 and reevaluate
#48 Sorry, but gotta correct you there. Saw her interview with Diane Sawyer and she is stunningly beautiful withour makeup. Her skin is phenomenal due to the aforementioned beauty treatments that Superfish described:)
#34 Rich, While your stabbing Angie with your gigantic cock, I’ll step in and “distract” Brad for ya. Never say I don’t got your back.
#53 See photoshop
P.S. Now post yours…
I hope they make a Vampirella movie. She’s be a stone perfect Vampirella.
Poor Brad, he is starting to look worn around the edges. Her photos are stunning and she is one part beauty, one part artfully done plastic surgery & cosmetics, and one part good ol’ hollywood hype.
Hey I buy it. I think she should donate a bunch of her eggs to charity (in Africa of course), so the earth can be populated with her genes via in vitro fertilization… an army of Angies, walking the planet. (ew)
PB, thou livest in Happy FantasyLand. I’ll leave you to your river running through delusions of masturbatory grandeur.
You said it perfectly, Whammer Jammer. Angelina is completely overrated. Do we not all remember her from 5 years ago when she used to make out with her brother and tote around vials of Billy Bob’s blood?
There are far more female celebrities out there that should be getting the praises you are giving to this phony.
looks like Angelina yacked up a small furry animal and placed it on Brad Pitt’s head.
I’d let her do me in a heartbeat, but yes, she does look better with an extra 10-15lbs and a little extra wardrobe padding from the Tomb Raider movies. Her necks’s looking a little stickish. I like the tattoos, it reminds me that deep down she’s one crazy psycho bitch who likes it rough. As for Brad, he’s realizing his pretty boy days are done and now will have to settle for roles George Clooney can’t be bothered with. A couple of bad movies and Angie leaving him for her brother and then he’s back to gay porn.
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