Brad Garrett’s girlfriend is kind of awesome

July 8th, 2009 // 73 Comments

Here’s Brad Garrett and his girlfriend Isabella at the 2009 World Series of Poker in Vegas, and hats off to their simple, yet effective strategy. It took me about 45 minutes to realize Brad was even in this shot, let alone that there’s a poker game going on. So I’m pretty sure if I was playing, I would’ve said “Go Fish” before laying the deed to my house down on the table. And don’t act like Kenny Rogers wouldn’t have done the same thing. No one likes a liar.

NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions that prove Everybody Loves Raymond. But mostly his residual checks.

Thanks to WickedChopsPoker.com for passing along the nips. My first-born child is in the mail.

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Comments (73)

  1. LOLWTFBBQ | July 8, 2009 at 11:42 pm

    Yes!

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  2. rich | July 8, 2009 at 11:46 pm

    @1….loser

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  3. KC | July 8, 2009 at 11:47 pm

    Nice move, distract your poker opponents.

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  4. KC | July 8, 2009 at 11:47 pm

    Nice move, distract your poker opponents.

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  5. Tad Bit Tipsy | July 8, 2009 at 11:48 pm

    Naturally Funalicious….. but tiny tiny nipples!!! Could you get a hold of those with your teeth, my big ass lips would get in the way.

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  6. KC | July 8, 2009 at 11:49 pm

    Lame move, double posting…

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  7. Dad | July 9, 2009 at 12:02 am

    He like POKE HER (poker)
    Sorry.
    Had to say it!

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  8. mixedmartialartvideos.com | July 9, 2009 at 12:04 am

    very nice!

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  9. larrythecableguy | July 9, 2009 at 12:06 am

    do you actually even remotely understand what an idiot you are censoring something that does not need to be censored?

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  10. vanDammit | July 9, 2009 at 12:06 am

    Poke Her Face?

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  11. MRS | July 9, 2009 at 12:08 am

    Loving the penciled in eyebrow look.

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  12. Jeevan | July 9, 2009 at 12:16 am

    What a bummer. The plan failed. Next time she can wear a tank top made of clear plastic.

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  13. tromba | July 9, 2009 at 12:17 am

    What’s the deal? Is this guy hung to his knees or is she just gold digging?

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  14. Demie | July 9, 2009 at 12:20 am

    Why there’s a star? lol! Indeed that’s distracting :)

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  15. rising | July 9, 2009 at 12:28 am

    My penis is rising again.

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  16. bribios | July 9, 2009 at 12:33 am

    Brad Garret seriously pulls this kind of ass? I need money.

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  17. Ted Kennedy's tumor | July 9, 2009 at 12:36 am

    Liquer up front, poker in the rear.

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  18. Joejam2845 | July 9, 2009 at 12:58 am

    Is this girl even over 18????

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  19. captain america | July 9, 2009 at 1:35 am

    When you’re expected to drop your sperm on these photos.
    ………………………YES, folks!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  20. Harry | July 9, 2009 at 1:45 am

    Hey Brad, Steve McNair on line 1.

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  21. hotness | July 9, 2009 at 1:46 am

    She has a skanky look on her face like she loved to be reamed in the ass from behind and then lick your sword clean straight afterwards.

    Hotness indeed.

    ……… \m/ \m/ ………….

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  22. Rhialto | July 9, 2009 at 2:36 am

    Hola! This is quite a hottie! He nipple says he’s having one pair.

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  23. friendlyfires | July 9, 2009 at 2:39 am

    Isabella is sorta Brad’s attempt at an an Ace In The Hole, a distraction from the game. I like how the lesbian players get all boobs out and lipsticky to distract the guys who ate gunpowder and psychoactive drugs the night before.

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  24. Siphon | July 9, 2009 at 3:25 am

    Thank you!

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  25. veronica | July 9, 2009 at 3:58 am

    hi dear do u love me? i love u please sign up on *****KissCougar.com**********( a site for cougar dating young

    men).it is free. i promise please keep online more than ***20mins ***ok ? or i cant find u

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  26. Albin Bainbridge | July 9, 2009 at 4:52 am

    Could you imagine how boring it must be for her to stand in the back and watch the boyfriend she’s clearly dating just for money playing poker? That crap can go on for hours, and it’s sleep-inducingly lame to watch.

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  27. Renee | July 9, 2009 at 5:18 am

    You men on here think that all the women that they show on this site are hot. If they put a picture of a one eye dwarf with 3 breast (like on total recall) then you would talk about how hot that was- pathetic.

    i love the title- “she’s kinda awsome”

    looks to me “she is kinda flat chested.”

    and don’t even get me started on that pancake butt.

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  28. Bosco | July 9, 2009 at 5:21 am

    Maybe if she didn’t look like a famine victim the plan would have worked better….

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  29. mr hardon | July 9, 2009 at 5:30 am

    For Crissake, they’re just a pair of nipples. Anyone would think that the average male poster on here is a cretin with a constant hard-on :P

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  30. Wolfie | July 9, 2009 at 6:06 am

    “Could you imagine how boring it must be for her to stand in the back and watch the boyfriend she’s clearly dating just for money playing poker?”

    She’s just glad he’s playing poker and not playing poke her.

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  31. mikeock | July 9, 2009 at 6:24 am

    It’s too bad she’s fucking a giant, who will never see a frontal view of this chick.

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  32. ROUGH Daddy | July 9, 2009 at 6:33 am

    You mean the Yiddish Herman Munster is getting this?

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  33. cammiez | July 9, 2009 at 6:45 am

    lolz @32, good one!

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  34. bevo | July 9, 2009 at 7:22 am

    Wait a minute, where are the NSFW pictures? These are the NSFW photos? Where the hell do you work? A monastery?

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  35. http://www.popduds.com/ | July 9, 2009 at 7:43 am

    Gold digger.

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  36. ormash | July 9, 2009 at 7:57 am

    what a star!

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  37. hjf | July 9, 2009 at 7:59 am

    this must be prudeficial.com.
    really retarded censoring.
    next you’ll be fundraising for pat robertson.

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  38. ormash | July 9, 2009 at 8:03 am

    nice star

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  39. Darth | July 9, 2009 at 8:10 am

    Ace in the hole?

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  40. robert | July 9, 2009 at 8:55 am

    There is definitely something to be said about a guy who has a hot girlfriend who stands around watching him play cards. He’s one step away from having her make sandwiches and bring him beer while playing; which in my book, qualifies her for an engagement ring. :)

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  41. RichPort's Ghost | July 9, 2009 at 9:05 am

    She looks like a trashy Katie Holmes.

    TCLTC

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  42. JL | July 9, 2009 at 9:19 am

    Man, you throw some nipples on a retarded looking girl and everyone goes crazy. You people are way too easily impressed.

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  43. Jessie | July 9, 2009 at 9:20 am

    Haha Wicked Chops is hilarious. Girls on the rail!

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  44. Dick SORTA Throbbn | July 9, 2009 at 9:48 am

    Who the f**k is Brad Garrett?
    Is that the guy from “Crash Test Dummies” yum yum song?

    Nice nipples (.)(.)

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  45. 10Pound | July 9, 2009 at 9:55 am

    WTF Fish? Where did your balls go? You’re covering up a faintly visible dark spot visible through a tshirt with the “omg nsfw” star?

    When did you start to suck?

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  46. nate | July 9, 2009 at 10:03 am

    lol@ 32

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  47. Galtacticus | July 9, 2009 at 10:17 am

    I see a full house.Though a two pair could be possible too.

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  48. spud | July 9, 2009 at 10:33 am

    TV poker is for idiots, the only things stupider are MMA and UFC.

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  49. britneysucks | July 9, 2009 at 11:08 am

    The only reason that the men here are so impressed is that she looks like a teenager and most of the male commenters here are pedophiles.

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  50. britneysucks | July 9, 2009 at 11:10 am

    She looks like Lisa Marie Presley’s down syndrome teenage cousin.

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