Brangelina: The Statue

December 4th, 2009 // 94 Comments

From Daniel Edwards the sculptor of Britney Giving Birth and Angelina Double Breast-Feeding comes “Brangelina Forever.” Via Splash News:

Destined to exist forever, the way Brad and Angie’s relationship will persist in peoples’ memories. Theirs is the Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton romance of our time.

Let me just shoot that theory down by asking who the hell is Richard Burton? In the meantime, “Brangelina Forever” currently resides in some ritzy house in Oklahoma, and if you’re actually paying money for a statue of Brad and Angelina about to make another baby, congratulations, you’re a serial killer. (Please don’t make a necklace out of my toes.)

Photos: Splash News
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  1. dieter

    Touch my bronzed monkey!

  2. Turd da Third

    What an ugly freeky statue. Looks like this statue got a tit job from the same butcher as that skank Shauna Sands If they want to be true to life the statue should have been more diverse and acurate and have her bent over, ass up and have him plowing her doggie style while she is holding her left arm out and some dude with a tattoo needle is writing all over her!!!

    What is shown in this pict is so fucking ugly I wouldn’t even put it in my bathroom to hold the toilet paper or to flick boogers at.

    Da Turd, art critic exceptionale….

  3. havoc

    Damn, now I’m hungry for ribs…..

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  4. boo

    Why is there a bird on her shoulder?

  5. J

    Her statue has a vague semblance of nipples..almost ghost nipples.
    His statue looks like a fucking Sears menswear mannequin.
    The bird represents nothing.
    Fuck you for not knowing who Richard Burton is! x 4

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  7. Ang’s tits are really waaaay nicer than that.

  8. booyaka

    looks more like cameron diaz than angelina.

  9. She looks more like Anna Paquin

  10. Tracey

    It’s bad, it’s tacky , and it makes me laugh in a gagging kinda way. Maybe he should just stick to birds.

  11. Darth

    If i didn’t know i wouldn’t recognize them.

  12. Boogeyman King Dong

    What position is this?! Brad Pitt looks like a gay.

  13. Nero

    This statue looks photoshopped.

  14. Rhialto

    Weird,creepy looking bodies.Just like themselves.

  15. Schwarzenegger / Ventura 2012 Commitee

    Hmmmm…. something’s missing.
    Try putting a bird on her shoulder.
    THAT’S IT! Perfect.

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  18. Brad and Angelina have been over rated. The statue hardly resembles Angelina lol:) Brad still is recognizable. :)

  19. Leeums

    I googled the “Britney Giving Birth” statue… what the hell is that shit. Not only was that bitch waaaaay fatter than that statue makes her out to be, but the day that a woman crowns a baby that immaculate is the day I’ll sprout wings. Even still, it was disgusting. Ugh. And the one of Angelina nursing? What is wrong with this guy?

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  28. The bird is shitting. It’s a symbolic representation of the both artist’s shitty skills as well as the real value these two people have to the world.

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