Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie apparently have heated discussions over Obama, according to Us Magazine:
“She’s into education and rehabilitation and thinks Obama is all about welfare and handouts. She thinks Obama is really a socialist in disguise,” adds the source.
“Angie isn’t Republican, but she thinks Obama is all smoke and mirrors,” the source says.
And those political views are putting her at odds with Brad Pitt, 45, who is a big fan of the president and even went solo to the 2008 election party in Chicago.
“They get in nasty arguments all the time about it,” says the source. “She doesn’t respect Brad when it comes to politics, but, in the end, this won’t tear them apart.”
MEMORANDUM
TO: Editors Stuck Working This Week (Sorry!)
RE: Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie
Hey, if you guys could make up a wacky story where Angelina Jolie inexplicably repeats Glenn Beck talking points while liberal Brad gets all offended, that would be tits.
Happy Thanksgiving,
Management,
Us Magazine
11/24/09
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Bob Dobbs | November 24, 2009 at 4:29 pm
HAHAHA. I have to say though, if you live with an Obama fan you might say this too. That man could drop a bomb on England and my roommate would sing his praises.
*AGATHA* | November 24, 2009 at 4:29 pm
ieuw that beard looks grosse!
btw unbelievable that she had 3 babies!
bonzo420 | November 24, 2009 at 4:30 pm
first fail
again
~420~
derek | November 24, 2009 at 4:32 pm
I don’t believe this story. It seems like complete bullshit to me. I don’t give a damn about either of them, but nothing Angelina Jolie’s ever said sounded libertarian to me. Like she’s some huge Beck fan. She’s as liberal as they come.
blah | November 24, 2009 at 4:33 pm
I LOVE HER
Ego | November 24, 2009 at 4:35 pm
she’s right though. I also don’t think she married him for his IQ. How’s that phrase go? “Better seen than heard?” lol
LordAtama | November 24, 2009 at 4:36 pm
sounds like she’s been hanging around crazy dad a bit too much.
elkaybie | November 24, 2009 at 4:36 pm
of course it won’t tear them apart. I know plenty of couples that don’t agree politically–it’s what sex was made for!! hashing out world problems one romp at a time
So just because | November 24, 2009 at 4:42 pm
Just because someone disagrees with President Obama that makes them a non-Democrat?
Interesting. Because last I looked I was Democrat, can’t stand Fox News, but also agree with the sentiment that President Obama is all smoke and mirrors. I’d still vote for him over any other Democrat and Republican, but have been disappointed thus far.
So just because | November 24, 2009 at 4:43 pm
Just because someone disagrees with President Obama that makes them a non-Democrat?
Interesting. Because last I looked I was Democrat, can’t stand Fox News, but also agree with the sentiment that President Obama is all smoke and mirrors. I’d still vote for him over any other Democrat and Republican, but have been disappointed thus far.
wtf | November 24, 2009 at 4:43 pm
If that is what she actually thinks, then she is correct.
Sam | November 24, 2009 at 4:44 pm
That’s some ignorant Glenn Beck lunatic talking points she’s spouting. Maybe she should tyring basing things on fact – like how we’ve had 8 years of consistent coprorate welfare. This is why celebs shouldn’t talk about politics, they’re too dumb and uneducated.
mia | November 24, 2009 at 4:46 pm
Am I the only one who thinks she’s not really hot anymore? I don’t know, maybe it’s overexposure. But he definitely isn’t.
j | November 24, 2009 at 4:46 pm
two moron actors arguing about politics = my head exploding
kimo | November 24, 2009 at 4:48 pm
HAHAHAAH I fully believe that no matter what party you belong to or what news channel you watch one thing is for sure …………. Obama is all smoke and mirrors and quiet franky full of crap.
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His fingers began drawing deep circles over her scalp, moving from the nape to the hairline at her forehead and moving wide to her temples, circling lightly this time. “Did you know that I practiced for a while?” She shook her head. ” I spent three and a half months in a monastery studying and learning from the Tibetan Monks. While I was there I also learned other forms, Shaktiism and Shaivism.” Reaching for the scarf, he tied it snuggly around her eyes, speaking directly into her ear.
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Engulfed by a sudden feeling of disorientation, Angelina pulled at the blindfold. “Brad!”
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“Shhh…I’m right here.” Brad took hold of her hands and helped her stand. Moving her slowly to the bed, he spoke softly. “I want us to experience pure feeling…not so much the ******, but the intense feelings leading up to the ******. Are you open?”
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Allowing his voice to calm her, Angelina couldn’t remember ever allowing someone…man or woman………. total control over her. Unable to find her voice, she nodded.
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Pushing his hand into the deep v neck opening of her caftan, Brad cupped one of her breast, weighing the silky smooth globe in his hand. He tightened his grip almost painfully. “Do you understand what I want to do Angel? I need to hear your answer. Are you open to the experience?”
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Angelina spoke softly…hesitantly as he continued to tighten his hold on her breast, pinching the sensitive nipple. “Ye…yes. I understand and I’m open!” Leaning her head back against his chest, she gave in completely. “Complete feelings.”
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“Good girl.” Brad removed his hand. Smoothing her hair back, he planted a kiss on the top of her head before moving away. He circled her slowly, watching her for a moment.
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Angelina reached out to find what she couldn’t see. Her voice quiet, she asked. “Where are you?”
“Close.” He stood quietly still watching her. He could tell she was feeling uncomfortable and he wanted her realize the depth of the feeling. Grasping the loose sides of Angelina’s caftan he pulled it over her head, leaving her naked with only a blindfold. He watched as a bright pink flush of color spread over her chest and neck. “Are you uncomfortable?”
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Angelina didn’t know what to say. So she simply remained silent.
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“Answer me.” Brad moved to sit on the edge of the bed. He waited patiently for her answer.
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Angelina turned her face in the direction of his voice. “Yes.”
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“Yes what?” Brad pushed.
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“Yes, I feel uncomfortable. I can’t see you…. I can’t see you…but you can see every inch of me.” Angelina breathed.
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“And you feel?” Brad pushed to the answer he was looking for.
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Reluctantly she answered. “I feel vulnerable”
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Standing Brad moved silently, standing behind her he reached around and grasped her chin. Gently twisting her head sideways, he lowered his mouth to taste her lips, sucking the bottom slightly longer then the top. Leaving her lips he drew his tongue slowly up the delicate line of her jaw.
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Angie caught her breath at the sudden sensation. Without her sight, she seemed to be sensitive to every touch and gesture. Senses on edge, trying to figure out what was coming next. “Brad…”
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“Shhh…don’t speak…just feel. Don’t think…just allow. Don’t move…just experience……………
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15 is a mental giant | November 24, 2009 at 4:55 pm
Hey 15 is this the best you can do in a debate?
“quiet franky full of crap.”
I say we should impeach O right now on this statement alone.
jo smo | November 24, 2009 at 5:10 pm
Ang is right, all smoke and mirrors…. time will tell
chango666 | November 24, 2009 at 5:10 pm
Love you Angelina . . .you speak the truth . .
Da n—- is a looser . . . We are doomed with Odumba . . .
NOT MY PRESIDENT !!!!!!
no_one_yuno | November 24, 2009 at 5:12 pm
The media made Obama too big to fail, and even the followers who are sobering up to his BS will never admit to being wrong about him
Noogaloopagus | November 24, 2009 at 5:12 pm
Better black list her now. As we all know “liberals” are not tolerant of other view points and the Hollywood crowd will not take this lightly!
Peenie Little Jr. | November 24, 2009 at 5:17 pm
@ 21. If only…..Hey you libs out there, from Noogaloopagus mouth to your ears: BLACK BALL Skelentina Jolie!
All Women Stalker | November 24, 2009 at 5:22 pm
HAHAHA that memo bit is funny.
-meream
... | November 24, 2009 at 5:22 pm
…um.. i hate glen beck, but obama is a socialist.
also he is turning out in a bad way.
i have a feeling this country is going to take turn for the worst.
dude | November 24, 2009 at 5:30 pm
Hey Coochie Mama, you are too funny. Thx!
Crusty | November 24, 2009 at 5:34 pm
Yet another reason I want to bang Angie into a warm, oozing pile of orgasmic goo. She sees Obama for what he truly is!
I’m hard!
NoBama | November 24, 2009 at 5:35 pm
I agree with Angie. Obama although very likeable as a person is in fact a socialist. One need only look at his appointees and how they have praised people like mao etc……
Black rule the world! | November 24, 2009 at 5:36 pm
Fucking white shit.
Sam | November 24, 2009 at 5:38 pm
People calling Obama a socialist desparately need a dictionary. He is by no means a socialist. Please know what you talk about before you speak – it’s humiliating to us a nation.
Team Angie | November 24, 2009 at 5:39 pm
Angie rocks! She calls a spade a spade. Brad is not worthy of this fine specimen!
who dat | November 24, 2009 at 5:43 pm
There they are: Two of the most OVER-RATED in the history of hollywood. Proving once again, the collective I.Q. (of the world) is sinking faster than the titanic.
jen | November 24, 2009 at 5:43 pm
Obama is a radical left winger. People are starting to realize that when Obama said he wants to fundamentally transform this nation, he wasn’t kidding. Keep the “change” Mr President!!
ohffs | November 24, 2009 at 5:45 pm
Brad is a tool if he STILL stands behind Obama with all his bullshit and tanking of this country, but Angelina thinks nothing of overlooking this country’s problems to go help African children that will ALWAYS be struggling no matter how many she adopts… It’s called, No. Birth. Control..
If they had oil we could go in and teach them how they should live but really.. we don’t care about any country unless it serves our needs economically.
Agnes Peabody | November 24, 2009 at 5:50 pm
Angie needs to go back and do what she does “best”. Cut herself and soul kiss her brother. There are some values that I get behind! Oh, and maybe she can give us a solo performance like that other non-socialist Ms. Carrion Prejean.
tony sparks trees | November 24, 2009 at 5:52 pm
obama is a communist as well as socialist but besides that maybe everybody should look up obamas famous realitives because Brad is realated to Barry by blood. i dare you to look it up. so im sure she has pleanty reasons to not like obama if she is now closer to him then any of us. This couple is a part of NWO brainwashing of our country knowingly or not. im here for the tits but i love politics. DOWN WITH NWO !!
Oh hell no. | November 24, 2009 at 5:52 pm
She probably tried to seduce Obama and Michelle threw her skankin little ass like a javalin.
mike | November 24, 2009 at 5:56 pm
politics aside, glenn beck sucks. what an obnoxious twatbag. i saw him cry on his show one time. HE CRIED. about how america used to be so great and he wishes his kids could experience it. gimme a fucking break, faker. dude is an assclown.
No thanx Barack | November 24, 2009 at 5:58 pm
Americans will never accept change when it comes in the form of a hammer and sickle. No thank you Umbama!
Tucker Jay | November 24, 2009 at 6:04 pm
I knew I had a reason to like her.
Mitch Haase | November 24, 2009 at 6:04 pm
Brad Pitt looks like a meth head from El Cajon.
Mitch Haase
Craig | November 24, 2009 at 6:05 pm
Thanks, Fish. I was hoping something would stir up the Obama-haters again.
Robot | November 24, 2009 at 6:06 pm
I like how he’s dressed up all nice but that beard all fucked up like that makes him look homeless.
johan | November 24, 2009 at 6:07 pm
@41
It’s not Obama people, hate it’s just his policies!
KIKI | November 24, 2009 at 6:08 pm
I hope Brangie get into raging fights about this issue and go Mr. and Mrs. Smith on eachother. I would pay to see the that! Angie has sucked all the hot out of the Bradders anyway…
rhubarbular | November 24, 2009 at 6:12 pm
I will never cease to be surprised at how americans use ‘socialist’ like it’s a dirty word …
gosyco | November 24, 2009 at 6:17 pm
Is he channeling a nineteenth century southern gentleman?
radio_babylon | November 24, 2009 at 6:17 pm
@29:
from dictionary.reference.com:
so?cial?ism [soh-shuh-liz-uhm]
-noun
1. a theory or system of social organization that advocates the vesting of the ownership and control of the means of production and distribution, of capital, land, etc., in the community as a whole.
2. procedure or practice in accordance with this theory.
3. (in Marxist theory) the stage following capitalism in the transition of a society to communism, characterized by the imperfect implementation of collectivist principles.
sounds about right to me. what definition are YOU working from, that nationalization of banks, auto manufacturers, and health care does fit with it?
radio_babylon | November 24, 2009 at 6:20 pm
^^ *does’nt. damn typos.
daddy likes | November 24, 2009 at 6:27 pm
Angie just oozes sex. I want to lick her moist vagina long time
bradblows | November 24, 2009 at 6:29 pm
Brad is a frickin’ toolbox. Angie should get a real man.