Brad and Angelina to start the 100 mile high club

Superficial / January 10, 2006

bradcocky.jpgIn what is probably the beginning of a quest to adopt a needy space orphan, Brad and Angelina have paid for their reserved seats on billionaire Richard Branson’s Virgin Galactic spaceship. Along with William Shatner, Robbie Williams, Sigourney Weaver and Moby, the pair will begin training in two years, and the actual trip will take place in 2010.

Please God, let that trip be televised, because I can’t picture anything more amusing. I’m pretty sure no human on the planet could stand even a 10-minute car ride with William Shatner and Robbie Williams without punching them in the groin about a thousand times, let alone a days-long trip into outer space. And if anyone can get away with jettisoning those two schmucks into space, I’m pretty sure those people are Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.

Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Get Ready For Space Travel [Entertainment Wise]