Brad Pitt’s Wax Statue Isn’t Creepy At All

A freakishly lifelike wax statue of Brad Pitt was unveiled in Paris today at the Musee Grevin which I’ll assume is French for “Jennifer Aniston, please heist our shit.” And I use the phrase freakishly lifelike not so much as a compliment to the artist, but as a testament to how much Angelina Jolie and their 27 kids have sucked the very life out of Brad Pitt. Because I guarantee if you stood next to this thing long enough, it’d eventually sneeze before offering you the keys to a Ducati to keep your fucking mouth shut. “It’s parked out back, you saw nothing. Nothing!”

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