Brad Pitt Will ‘Stomp’ Vitalii Sediuk If He Goes For Another Lady’s Crotch

The Superficial | June 3, 2014 - 9:00 am

Last week, Brad Pitt was reportedly punched in the face by Ukrainian comedian Vitalii Sediuk whose schtick is usually burying his face in celebrity crotches on the red carpet. Which, according to Brad Pitt, is what actually happened until he was the one who punched. /heisenberg People reports:

“I was at the end of the line signing autographs, when out the corner of my eye I saw someone stage-diving over the barrier at me. I took a step back; this guy had latched onto my lapels. I looked down and the nutter was trying to bury his face in my crotch, so I cracked him twice in the back of the head – not too hard – but enough to get his attention, because he did let go. I think he was then just grabbing for a hand hold because the guys were on him, and he reached up and caught my glasses.”
“I don’t mind an exhibitionist,” Pitt continues, “but if this guy keeps it up he’s going to spoil it for the fans who have waited up all night for an autograph or a selfie, because it will make people more wary to approach a crowd. And he should know, if he tries to look up a woman’s dress again, he’s going to get stomped.”

“Look, I don’t like violence, but if some wacko’s out there trying to shove his face up a woman’s- ohmygod, is that Matty Mc?! How’s my beard? Does my beard look okay? Okay, shh, shh, pretend like we didn’t see him. Hey, Matt, how are you? What’s up? We were just over here talking about that dude who puts his face in people’s crotch. I mean, who even likes that right? Haha! Random guy putting his face all over another guy’s dick. Totally weird, right? That’s something friends do. Best beer friends. Ah, look at you laughing like you don’t know what I’m talking about. Get in here for a hug.” – Brad Pitt, Justice Stomper

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