So Brad Pitt’s Mom’s Kind Of A Homophobe
“Dear, you’re smiling like a gay.”
Brad Pitt has been pretty open about rejecting his strict Southern Baptist upbringing which is fortunately what happens when you abuse your parental authority, including but not limited to threats of corporal punishment and/or putting your children out on the street, to force them to swallow bullshit that a sane person would immediately reject if not under duress. So it really should come as no surprise that his mom Jane Pitt wrote a letter to the Springfield News-Leader encouraging fellow Christians not to refuse voting for Mitt Romney because he’s a Mormon (I’m calling it now, this is what has already cost Romney the election.), but instead focus on the fact he’s gay for oppressing gays just like them:
But I think any Christian should spend much time in prayer before refusing to vote for a family man with high morals, business experience, who is against abortion, and shares Christian conviction concerning homosexuality just because he is a Mormon.
Any Christian who does not vote or writes in a name is casting a vote for Romney’s opponent, Barack Hussein Obama — a man who sat in Jeremiah Wright’s church for years, did not hold a public ceremony to mark the National Day of Prayer, and is a liberal who supports the killing of unborn babies and same-sex marriage.
Just so we’re all clear, Brad Pitt’s mom is endorsing a candidate who is directly violating one of The Ten Commandments: “Thou shalt have no other gods before me,” because he hates the same things she does. Which is really just a beautiful example of unconditional Christian love because if there’s one thing Jesus was big on, it’s shitting on the oppressed: “I tell you the truth, whatever you did not do for one of the least of these, you did not do for me.” (Matthew 25:40) Okay, so that was a bad example, but Republicans want to gut welfare and Planned Parenthood which provides affordable, if not free, medical services for low-income families, so clearly The Bible instruct us to hate the shit out of the poor. That has to be the case: “He who oppresses the poor shows contempt for their Maker, but whoever is kind to the needy honors God.” (Proverbs 14:31) CHRIST. What kind of Commie drivel is this? Who wrote this thing? If it says rich people can’t get into Heaven, we should probably nuke it before someone actually reads this shit. There’s no way that ends well.