While Angelina Jolie is in Libya saving refugees by stealing their children, Brad Pitt ran around LA last night looking like this. While the easy joke is that he’s drunk, clearly this is the face of a man who can finally take a leak in his own house without the United Colors of Benetton watching him. “Haha, I’m leaving the door open… Now, I’m peeing… Peeing… Almost finished… Shaking it… Shaking… Still shaking… Shaking… For the love of- Annnggg, it won’t stop dripping again! Oh, right.”
Photos: Pacific Coast News
“Hey, check out my divorce papers!!! I’m gonna be free bitches!!!! Wooohoooo”
Winning!
Nah, it’s more ‘Look, yall! Angie finally signed an agreement promising no more strap on dildo nights! Oh, happy day!’
Seriously, brad, where are your aging balls now?
Mickey Rourke has never looked better.
What the fuck is up with people snorting bath salts?
I used to do Crazy Foam whippets when I was a kid, but I shook that monkey off my back.
I think they are only marketed as bath salts but are really some kind of drug that has similar effects to meth. You can get them at truck stop type gas stations – I have seen them.
I am not sure what they actually do to you (news always hypes things up) – I am too scared to try any of them. I have enough trouble with my nicotine addiction (quit for the 15th (or 50th ?) time a week ago ;) ).
Until reading this, I had no idea “bath salts” was some kind of drug. I thought Fish was making a joke about Pitt looking a bit “light in the loafers” in this photo.
I thought realizing I was out of touch with the youth of today would make me feel old, but since they all appear to be brainless morons, I actually like the confirmation that I’m nothing like them.
I know a place that sells them in IL, and they’re literally just vitamin B and shit. No weird chemicals or drugs. And people will pay $15 for 1/4 gram of that. I.D.I.O.T.S.
Same here. I didn’t even get the joke in the title. The Superficial comments can be very informative.
Brad is clearly on a massive jenkem binge. Bath salts? Fucking amateurs.
Looks like he’s smuggling children in his pants
Wow, these pictures look just like the ones Kevin Spacey takes of him in Se7en…creepy.
ih,he’s been looking a bit tired lately
NO. He has a huge cock, I should know.
He runs like a girl
He is so mexican, I always tell everyone I think this I want him in the little jar of salsa by my bedside. I want to melt his dick cheese and I want to be his nacho. Brad Pi!
I thought it was Ben Affleck before I read the accompanying text. He seriously needs to lay off the facial ‘tweaking’.
He looks like a shmuck.
I… I think he’s prancing…
Man he is happy to have a movie script in his hand and in turn get the fuck as far away as possible from AJ. I mean he is even holding it up to take a pic of it like Christmas morning. “This is my ticket outta here fellas!!!”
Sexiest velociraptor I’ve seen lately.
He is the happiest he has looked in years. Skelly Skull Fuck is halfway around the world wrangling babies. YeeeeHawwww!
Does he have small orphans in his pocket?
He’s fuckin driving? He is completely drunk on freedom! Isn’t anyone going to take his keys? Oh wait Angie should be home from saving the world soon.
Born to hand jive baby! great now that will be stuck in my head all day
What is up with his hair on the sides?? Looks like a different person
dude is he losing the hair on his temples?
for those who think being with AJ would be the best thing on earth, think again. She’s a heroin/children addict nightmare.
Clearly this is a man that just got the results from Maury Povich.
Epilepsy is not funny.
Just wondering why all of the men on this site have a small pen!s.
Yes, we all share one penis.
Now let’s talk about your vag. Are we talking about carport or airport hanger?
I bet it looks like Rosie O’Donnoll.
like throwing a hotdog down a hallway…
nope, he tried to look like a plumber.
THE WASHING MASHINE WAS BROKEN.
this is indeed a huge problem with seven kids!!
Pictured holding custody settlement.
Gone are the days of Tyler Durden. RIP Hot Brad. We’ll miss you.
Love the Mexican guy side-eyeing him
Still hotter than half the guys his age.
Is Brad doing an impression of a gay lawn jockey doing an impression of Carnac?
“Cheap Easter bunnies…religion…cock…”
“Name something that’s hollow…something you follow, and something you swallow! HEY-yoooooooooh!”
Judging by the smile, I’m guessing those are divorce papers.
Now that’s fuckin’ funny. United Colors of Benneton…pee…bathroom humor with a wee touch of racism…
“The wife and kids are gone. Whee! What do I do? I know, I’m gonna run around and pose for the camera like I did back when I was relevant! Yay! Now what? Crap! I don’t know! Aw man, I’m so tired now. Can someone take me home? When are they going to come back?”
He may not be married to her, but he’s doing what any husband with a crapload of kids does when he’s the only one left at home.
hes not aging well!i guess having benetton kids can do that to a person,oh well,what are you gonna do!!
I hope baggy pants come back in style, tight ones are so uncomfortable