Jesus. Is Everyone On Bath Salts?

While Angelina Jolie is in Libya saving refugees by stealing their children, Brad Pitt ran around LA last night looking like this. While the easy joke is that he’s drunk, clearly this is the face of a man who can finally take a leak in his own house without the United Colors of Benetton watching him. “Haha, I’m leaving the door open… Now, I’m peeing… Peeing… Almost finished… Shaking it… Shaking… Still shaking… Shaking… For the love of- Annnggg, it won’t stop dripping again! Oh, right.”

Photos: Pacific Coast News

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