Brad Pitt Got Punched In The Face

May 29th, 2014 // 42 Comments
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Vitalii Sediuk is a Ukrainian comedian who over the past few years has managed to kiss Will Smith, crash Adele‘s Grammy speech, bury his face in Leonardo DiCaprio‘s crotch and not even two weeks ago he shoved his head up Ugly Betty‘s dress. And so for his next trick, he decided to take the more subtle approach of running up to Brad Pitt and punching him in the face. Wocka wocka! Page Six reports:

An infamous red carpet prankster struck actor Brad Pitt in the face as he signed autographs at the Hollywood premiere of a film starring his partner Angelina Jolie on Wednesday, police said.
Pitt, a Golden Globe-winning actor, was at the premiere of “Maleficent”, at the El Capitan Theater in Hollywood, California, when Vitalii Sediuk leaped over a fence and hit him, said Los Angeles Police Department spokesman Gus Villanueva.
Pitt was not seriously hurt and authorities quickly subdued Sediuk, who was arrested for misdemeanor battery and remained in police custody on Wednesday night, Villanueva said. Sediuk is now being held pending payment of $20,000 bail.

In an unprecedented show of support, and perhaps even forgiveness, Jennifer Aniston has announced her nipples will remain at half-poke today for the first time since 9/11.

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  1. BlinkyTheFish

    Angelina’s kind of looking like S&M Barbie here.

  2. Just this once

    I’ve wanted to smack a few smug gits in my time too.

  3. meme

    damn her new boobs are way too large. she does look like a Barbie now. I’d punch braddie in the face, given the opportunity.

  4. “Jennifer Aniston’s nipples will remain at half poke?” She didn’t even do that for Sandy Hook! This must be serious.

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    torpedo tits

  6. Angelina Jolie Brad Pitt Maleficent World Premiere
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    Like my new tits?

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    Camilla Monk
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    Whatever has crawled underneath her skin needs to be removed ASAP … This woman is dying before our very eyes.

  8. Cock Dr

    Look at Angie working those fresh new boobs on the red carpet.

  9. Without sounding too much like a sissy, I’m actually looking forward to seeing this movie. From the trailers, the casting of Jolie as Maleficent was spot-on.

    Now, where did I leave my embroidery hoop?

  10. I don’t normally condone violence and I don’t particularly dislike Brad Pitt, but somehow I don’t have a problem with an rich A list movie star who fucked Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie getting punched in the face.

    • Helena Handbasket

      I don’t condone violence, either. But … Seth Rogen, Jonah Hill, Kim Kardashian, Gwyneth Paltrow … Brad’s way down the list.

      Not that I’m giving anyone any ideas, i hope. I hope I hope I hope.

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    Cock Dr
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    No powder in the world can obscure a forehead vein of that magnitude.

  12. it had to be said

    It seems like a million years ago when she was a serious candidate for most beautiful woman in the world.

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    Cock Dr
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    A long loose hairstyle would be so much prettier but I understand why for this movie promotion she would go with the hard edged witch bitch look.
    I really don’t like to support The Mouse but this movie will be on my Netflix list.

  14. I have 2 questions:
    1. can we expect to see Jennifer Aniston’s get similar treatment
    2. why can’t someone sneak up on Justin Bieber and punch him like that?

    • Of course I meant Jennifer Aniston’s boyfriend…

    • Don’t know about Theroux, but you know that Bieber doesn’t even go pee-pee without his two 300-pounds bodyguards just two meters away from him.

      So, unless one of them does it (please God, make it happen!), the lil pussy’s never going to get suckerpunched.

  15. Smapdi

    I’m all for a good prank, but how is running up and punching a guy in the face a prank?

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    Floor-length gown, from the Man From Glad’s 2014 Spring Collection.

  17. malaka

    juvenile and stupid, yes.
    but here we are sitting around and chuckling over it.

    but fair play dictates that brad should get to return the favor.
    i’ve seen snatch and fight club.
    unless you’re mike tyson, i don’t think this was a good move.

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    Don’t let you kids see that pic. They’ll have nightmares for weeks.

  19. Honestly, Pitt rates pretty low on the Bieber Scale of celebrities of to whom people would pay to see this happen. If being Brad Pitt was considered a job, he does it pretty well in terms of not being an annoying asshat.

  20. Good.

    That’s all I’ve got. Move along.

  21. MCA was with it and he is my ace. So I grabbed Brad Pitt and I punched him in the face.

  22. At least Ukrainian comedy has moved past the russian reversal, except in Branson, MO.

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    “Angie, our market annalists just told me that all signs indicate the opening weekend box office is going to be really impressive….
    “Uh sir, you have to pull the string in her back.”
    “Oh right”
    “Will we ever have enough clothes?”

  24. Send the fucker back to the Ukraine.

  25. Angelina Jolie Brad Pitt Maleficent World Premiere
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    normally i like black and leather, but this i don’t know about…

  26. Is this guy available for a Justin Bieber autograph signing?

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    “Is the firing solution ready?”

    “Aye, aye captain”

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    Mel Gibson's Shrink
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    That’s hilarious, but you’ve made the same joke about JA’s nipples remaining at half-poke when Jolie had her breasts removed.

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    Billy Bob
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    ewe this is getting more than freaky how could she be so damn rich and so scary fugly?

  30. Angelina Jolie Brad Pitt Maleficent World Premiere
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    Wait, she married Bono instead of Pitt?

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