This is Brad Pitt’s Assistant

August 22nd, 2011 // 189 Comments

Last week, the Internet was aflutter after photos surfaced of Brad Pitt with a comely young assistant, Lara Marsden, on the set of World War Z.

This is that assistant.

Now, while most people might be inclined to say Angelina Jolie better watch her back now that there’s a younger woman unweathered by the rigors of parenting in the picture, I’m actually more concerned about this chick looking young enough to live in fear of child snatching.

BRAD: Wait, why are there seven kids here?
ANGELINA: Because we have a new daughter! In fact, I think you two have already met. Lara, come over and say hi to your new daddy.
LARA: Hi, daddy!
BRAD: Sonofa- again, Angie?
ANGELINA: Don’t you dare bring up, Maggie! Not after she drowned in that tub like that!
BRAD: Baby, I’m sorry… Wait, Maggie? I thought her name was Julie. Maggie was my assistant on Moneyb- Ah, god, seriously, Angie?
ANGELINA: Let’s get tattoos!

Photo: Flynet

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  1. Brad Pitt Assistant Lara Marsden
    NC
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    She has always loooked dirty to me too.

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    Shinichi
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    Her boobs are kinda odd here

  3. Katie

    And where can I apply for that job????

  4. Brad Pitt Assistant Lara Marsden
    hangouri badal
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    bonjour ça va

  5. Brad Pitt Assistant Lara Marsden
    endo
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    you go brad, time to trade in A,J for a younger model

  6. Brad Pitt Assistant Lara Marsden
    RicardiCabeza
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    No way he’s not hitting that.

  7. Brad Pitt Assistant Lara Marsden
    prissy
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    she must ugly betty for the office. i can’t see his demonic girl friend allowing it

  8. Brad Pitt Assistant Lara Marsden
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    Kid kj The Worlds Youngest Monster Truck Driver is looking forward to seeing you all. Visit at UncleTodMotorsports.com

  9. Brad Pitt Assistant Lara Marsden
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    she put anything in her mouth

  10. Brad Pitt Assistant Lara Marsden
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    hi

  11. Brad Pitt Assistant Lara Marsden
    I am Blessed 796
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    Cut the girl some slack, can you imagine all the crap she has to put up with and keep quiet about…

  12. Brad Pitt Assistant Lara Marsden
    Portia
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    “Don’t you wish your girlfriend was hot like me..”

  13. Brad Pitt Assistant Lara Marsden
    telo
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    she is cuter than angelina!!

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    mark
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    I’m sure she was the most qualified person for the job.

    Hahahaha

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    Master Skywalker
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    SHe’s hot and maybe, just maybe, Pitt’s fucking her. I would too. So what? Most people do things just because they can or because they’re bored. For Brad must be a powerful combination between the two. Bored with Angelina’s crap, and taking advantage of what he can.

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    ziken
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    would employ/10

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    brb
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    TEN times hotter than his plastic heartless wife.

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    Ghew Beubew
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    Of course he’s fucking her – what else would be the point of her walking around in her underwear? His time with Angie is limited.

    BTW, isn’t she the girl who used to be in the “LonelyGirl” videos on YouTube?!!?

  19. Brad Pitt Assistant Lara Marsden
    koolcat
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    this blogging shit is for people who have nothing better to do an like to hear the.m selves talk…..
    my suggestion is to get a life !!!!

  20. Brad Pitt Assistant Lara Marsden
    koolcat
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    this is bullshit

  21. Sense

    Don’t any of u hav better things to do than put a girl under scrutiny because she was infact JUST Brad Pitts assistant??! You think that gives you the right to judge her and compare her as a replacement for Angelina Jolie! You are so lame to believe everything you read in the papers and so vicious to put someone as beautiful as herself down! She’s a normal girl doing a job… The rest of it is a story and beyond that is only what u make of it. Don’t hurt her, she doesn’t deserve that.

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    Michael
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    This is her, kissing off her ass that is about to go above her head…

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    Michael
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    “This tag is not to be removed by penalty of law…”
    I mean c’mon, at least tuck the little guy in.

  24. Brad Pitt Assistant Lara Marsden
    Michael
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    “This tag is not to be removed except by end user.”

    I mean, C’MON, at least tuck the little sucker in!!!

  25. Brad Pitt Assistant Lara Marsden
    Michael
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    GREAT PARTY TRICK, HUH?@?!?!?!!! I MEAN, SHE CAN DO IT AT MY HOUSE ANYTIME….PANTIES OPTIONAL.

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    Michael
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    Looks like she was slapped up side the face with something kinda muddy. HHHhmmmmmmmm, I wunder what?

  27. Brad Pitt Assistant Lara Marsden
    Michael
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    DeepBlue, it took me a second, but I JUST GOT YOUR JOKE – TOO FUNNY, WISH I’D THOUGHT OF IT FIRST.

  28. Brad Pitt Assistant Lara Marsden
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    The things this girl will do to keep a putz like Brad (the) Pitt happy…it’s boggles the mind. WHAT THE FUCK is she doing, trying out his new blend for a hair treatment? If so, what’s up with the thing in her MOUTH??? SHEESH!

  29. Brad Pitt Assistant Lara Marsden
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    MY MY, SHE SURE CLEANS UP NICELY…

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    beachbabygirrl
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    She’s much hotter than bongo lipped angelina, too bad he didn’t get her instead.

  31. Brad Pitt Assistant Lara Marsden
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    Perhaps they hit it as a couple.. I could see that..

  32. Brad Pitt Assistant Lara Marsden
    msb
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    cute

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