Last week, the Internet was aflutter after photos surfaced of Brad Pitt with a comely young assistant, Lara Marsden, on the set of World War Z.
This is that assistant.
Now, while most people might be inclined to say Angelina Jolie better watch her back now that there’s a younger woman unweathered by the rigors of parenting in the picture, I’m actually more concerned about this chick looking young enough to live in fear of child snatching.
BRAD: Wait, why are there seven kids here?
ANGELINA: Because we have a new daughter! In fact, I think you two have already met. Lara, come over and say hi to your new daddy.
LARA: Hi, daddy!
BRAD: Sonofa- again, Angie?
ANGELINA: Don’t you dare bring up, Maggie! Not after she drowned in that tub like that!
BRAD: Baby, I’m sorry… Wait, Maggie? I thought her name was Julie. Maggie was my assistant on Moneyb- Ah, god, seriously, Angie?
ANGELINA: Let’s get tattoos!
Photo: Flynet
This is Brad Pitt’s Assistant
that Angie cast a magik spell on so Brad will think his assistant is a man.
This is exactly why I love The Superficial: investigative reporting at it’s best!
Crouching Brad, Hidden Penis
Damn you, Brad Pitt…
Is it OK that I find her less hot because she uses MySpace?
Ew she look like a hoe xd
Myplace, Herplace, who cares. Cute little sweet arse, IMO….
Here is another picture of her:
http://i.imgur.com/rCnI3.jpg
I’d like to splash some protein cream on that forehead to help clear up those pimples.
She’s gettin it hard in this one.
0.o this seriously looks like my kitchen. If it wasn’t for that little bit of countertop sticking out closest to the camera, I’d say it was taken in my condo devlopment….
we have had multiple details about angelina and brad’s affairs,but we never heard any reports about schwarzeneggar’s affair with his maid that went on for years,took pictures, he went to parties and had a baby. do noone not know or were they too busy chasing angelina and brad’s affairs.
This reminds me of the “I’m fucking Matt Damon!” song for some reason.
Look at that sweet little thang! How could you NOT stick your dick in her? She knew it, she planned to snag Brad with her twat trap. All women do this if given the opportunity. They’re nothing but moneygrabbing greedbags. Poor stupid Brad. He’s going to give up a lot for a few square inches of vagina. I hope it’s worth it.
Well, hello mysoginist of the month! Do us all a favour and do not venture forth from your mom’s basement, because no-one will ever be even remotely interested in snagging you. Sand-bagging you, perhaps, but that’s stretching it…
Ha ha ha ha!
you’re still surprised americans f*ck their nanny?
…………….HOW NAIVE.
Definitely more doable than Angie.
Maybe that’s why she’s his ass…istant? And Angelina is getting thinner and thinner… Sometimes I wonder if she’s truly happy. She sometimes smiles only with her lips while eyes showing nothing. :/
cos she is dysfunctional, daemon possessed, and dead inside.
like all the others, she has sold her soul.
See what happens when you share a couple of quarts of tequila with your dog.
Honey? That’s not the recommended method of cleaning up after your dog.
Are you sure there’s an X-Wing fighter in the harbor?
Ah, yes! Caught by the old ‘sploding cigar trick.
That blurred face is actually Chris Hansen.
HAHA
OMG..your hilariously right
He is so banging her.
I would.
she got a nice little turdcutter.
Girls do this all the time, while it might be hormones, or simply cute to some, I think they really are just frackin stupid. It’s in the genes.
Why don’t you take that stick out of your azz, Dan? Some guys (like myself) actually like when girls can act silly and be themselves rather than being uptight and ladylike all the time. Of all the gals I’ve dated in my 30+ years of life, the best relationships I’ve had have been with girlfriends that had a good sense of humor. That’s probably one of the traits I value most.
“I think they really are just frackin stupid. It’s in the genes.”
BWAHAHAHAHA!!
Dan, sorry to burst your bubble but everyone knows it’s men who are the much more STUPID gender. It’s been scientifically proven you’re all social retards who cannot grasp social cues. Your higher levels of testosterone also make you much more violent, stupid, aggressive, volatile, moody and reckless.
Why do you think there are 10X more men in prison than women?
Why are men more likely to be deadbeats than women?
Why are men more likely to be rapists and pedos than women?
Why do men constantly start dictatorships, wars and genocides all over the world?
Because your TESTOSTERONE makes you intellectually inferior. It’s a scientific fact.
Deal with it, retard. Or in your white trash lingo: Cryin’ and moanin’ ain’t gonna make you none smarter!!
prepared to get schooled by m!!!!
*ahem*….kitchen…..sandwich….NOW!!
My gender and sex is female. I am so sick of this silly feminism debate. Equality sounds nice for a change.
frackin LMAO
Fucking mutant leg!
Hey! Wash the frickin’ dishes, will ya?! JUST what we wanna see.
No, NO!
You’ve got The Crane all WRONG, miss!!
“He wears a red bandana, plays a blues piano, in a honky-tonk, down in Me-xi-co…”
two questions:
1. where is the other girl
2. where is the cup?
getting cornholed for sure.
come on guys.
You really think Brad would turn this down?
Brad: Hmmm..what to do, what to do?..Screw the 98 lb sack of bones I got at home
or some 29 yr old, who’s willing to climb up on my 48 yr old boner.
She’s willin, Brad be fillin.
Eh, she seems pretty average to me. Probably looks pretty with some makeup on, but I imagine if Brad Pitt was in the market for a mistress he could do MUCH better.
hotness immediately disqualified due to stupid ass duckface picture.
L to the E to the S to the B to the I to the A to the N
ugh what in Bobs name is she doing with her face? She could look cute, but damn, it does not help when you make those expressions, sweety.
I wonder if she has any idea of how degrading and not cute that is. Sigh, and ugh. Just, ugh.
Stupid…
and this is what happens when you take that much ecstasy at once….kids these days, don’t know their limits
I wonder how many times, brad tapped that?
I know Lara, lovely girl!
I bet he’s shagged her, if he hasn’t he should!
“I’m gonna need you on my desk by Monday…
…who’s Freudian?”
different people clean floors in different ways … I like her method.
Sorry, but that tennis ball is history!
Floor gets slick after you do that several times.
Wrong kind of mud pack, dear.
yes, the little red light means it is ON.
no, dear, there are no snowflakes in the harbor to catch on your tongue.
I’ve heard of going vegan, but this is ridiculous.
She looks like skeletor…………seriously. I’m not hating, I will admit when I see a beautiful girl, she’s not, at least not to me, I think she’s ugly and she looks dirty.
Angie looks like she has the odor of Aunt Flow, constantly.
kinda hard to look dirty when shes coming out of water lol….but seriously, i get what youre saying
“its in the genes”
the way you said that made it sound like you actually think genes predispose people to certain specific acts like a computer program does for a pc or something…..
you say as if its something pseudo-scientific take on fate…..
let me guess…you think 1+1=3 , the world is flat and or evolution theory purposes we came from monkeys
i love people who “educate” themselves by “researching” stuff via pop-culture
@college Girl
there were plenty of female rulers who started wars, ruined empires by having incestuous relationships with their sons.
implying one sex is intellectually inferior does not make you sound any smarter
“its been scientifically proven”…uhmmm…no ….feminism is in a postmodern limbo and no one is claiming any absolute truth about the sexes regardless of how scientific data can be reduced, presented and interpreted.
also….you are using the term “gender” as if it referred to sex—male and female..
gender—-is a role/act that people adopt/play out
i know you are a intellectually superior woman armed with indisputable scientific truth …but next time check what a word means before you start using it to bash someone with your pseudo-intellectual/undergrad hissy fits.
nothing dumber than B average university undergrad.
given every oppertunity, they are never the toughest kids in highschool nor the smartest afterwards… despite being intellectually and physically average at best, they relish in their B average mediocrity and by using words like “stupid” ,”educated”, and push the boundaries of irony.
i love it.
Uh, she looks to be underage…or just very much too young for Brad Pitt…lol I would hope he didnt shag her.
So she is setting up the auto timer to shoot pics of her doing back flips in the kitchen in a pair of panties? okay. gotcha.