Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie Are Engaged

April 13th, 2012 // 51 Comments

So remember when Brad Pitt said he wouldn’t get married to Angelina Jolie until everyone in America had the equal right to get married? Well, fuck you, queers, that shit took too long, is pretty much what they just said here. THR reports:

The Beverly Hills jeweler and former CEO of Asprey & Garrard, the British jewelry company to the English royal family, confirms to The Hollywood Reporter that he has designed an engagement ring for Angelina Jolie. A rep for the jeweler says, “I can confirm that, yes, Robert Procop did indeed design an engagement ring for Angelina Jolie, designed in collaboration with Brad Pitt.”
Jolie was seen wearing the ring two nights ago, April 11, at a private viewing of the Los Angeles County Museum of Art’s Chinese Galleries. She attended the small gathering with Pitt as well as their son Pax. Neither the ring nor the engagement has been confirmed by Jolie’s representatives, who could not immediately be reached for comment.

Just so we’re all clear, Brad Pitt gave Angelina Jolie an engagement ring designed by the royal family’s personal jeweler which means one thing and one thing only: April 11 was Jennifer Aniston‘s birthday and she’s a lesbian. God, where does the homophobia even end with these two?

UPDATE: It’s official.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Uhm, engaged people are not married. You can be engaged for years, without becoming wed. Just sayin’.

  2. Wow. These two are very special. Robocop even designed their rings. We are so not worthy.

  3. Well at least these two women can tie the knot in New York…

  4. That Bastard Tony

    I am Jack’s sealed fate.

  5. black rob

    She really is the most beautiful woman on Earth. I know people like to talk about how she’s a nut (she probably is) but she is just so dang sexy it’s like whoa.

    • dooood

      she’s not the most beautiful. there’s still billions of women you’ve never seen before.
      and although she is batshit crazy, at least she is crazy in
      a positive way.

  6. Bubba

    It’s just a PR thing to them, so why should we care?

  7. El Jefe

    And somewhere Jennifer Aniston just jumped out of a window.

    • Dramatic Puddle

      Not so much. Aniston traded up. Pitt did not, unless his happiness is made by a skeletal nut job who needs a sammich and loads of meds.

      • Mandi

        And 25 kids. No thanks.

      • El Jefe

        He seems pretty damn happy, happy enough to have three kids with her and still want to marry her. Aniston on the other hand has jumped from man to man each becoming more D List than the next one.

        Justin Theroux??? Who the fuck is he? How the fuck is that trading up?

      • browny

        Justin Theoux is from a very well educated family. Jennifer Aniston is A list. Angelina and Brad haven’t had a hit in years… heading for the D list (inevitably for those of little real talent, BTW). So, um, yeah, I reckon, Jennifer Aniston is pregnant and Brangelina are trying to rain on her parade… endless stories about ‘what will the wedding/dress etc be like’ trump Jennifer is getting big. Angelina knows this. Otherwise, why would she bother with something as prosaic as engagement???

      • Wink

        You’re kidding right? Jennifer Aniston’s last movie was Wanderlust. It made less than the catering at Brangelina’s will cost.

        The only people that actually like Aniston are publicists (who keep telling us she is a movie star no matter how many time she flops) and jilted ex-girlfriends that identify with getting dumped for someone hotter.

      • browny

        And Angelina’s last movie was??? Um, something about Johnny Depp?? Please. As for Brad? Yeah, his last one was huge. Brangelina have had their day. She’s done the faux I care about the world stuff and we’re all bored with that as well. Even if they buy another kid, it’s all still yesterday’s news. Whereas at least Jennifer has the whole baby, wedding thing to do. Methinks Brangelina are getting desperate. These two realise it’s all over.

        The Theroux are class. Education, money, etc. Brangeline? A dumb dumb from the mid-west and an emotionally unstable Hollywood brat. Please. No comparison.

      • Blaster

        Seriously, are you just crazy? Pitt’s last movie was a huge success and got him an Oscar nomination. Jolie directed a movie that was nominated for an Oscar as well. Last year. How exactly is this it being “all over for them?” They are both the highest paid and most sought after actors in Hollywood. You seem to think that because Jennifer Aniston has a kid that their careers are over? They have like 50 kids, why would they possibly give a shit if she has one? And why do you keep saying Justin Theroux is educated as thought it matters to your less than cogent argument? Good for him? He is still a no name actor to most of America. Jennifer Aniston either plays the girlfriend to a bigger star or her movies flop. She is just a tabloid personality. She should thank Brad Pitt every day. Without the tabloid attention their divorce netted her she wouldn’t have a film career of any kind.

      • itgoesto11

        Angelina’s movie “In the Land of Blood and Honey” was not nominated, in fact it was not even mentioned…. like it hadn’t even happened – and I KNOW she was expecting to be the belle of the ball this year at the Oscars for it. Instead she was Brad’s arm ornament. I suspect that’s why she threw her leg around like some crazed hyena. I felt sorry for her – not ONE word… “Moneyball” was great and even though I cringe when Brad mugs that pretty boy Zoolander pose, and I am really turned off by the way he discusses Anniston in interviews, he’s an extremely talented actor. Anniston has definitely had career advantages due to the Brangelina “bump” – that’s really not her fault, she didn’t ask him to dump her in such a controversial way, so for me she gets a pass. Let her have her career people, such as it is, jeez. I can’t think anyone would want her drama – even with the bump. She hasn’t had a lot of success because frankly she’s just okay and her movies are formulaic crap. I really enjoyed her character in ‘Office Space’ but could someone else have done it as good or better? Sure. NOBODY could have replaced Brad in “Burn After Reading” however. It seems like both parties are always vying for publicity when in fact I suspect it is the press drumming up controversy(sales). Everybody loves the age old cat fight between the vixen and the girl next door… only to me it seems like every time Anniston has ANY news she always gets trumped. I find that suspicious. I suspect Anniston was trying to plan a wedding under the radar because I heard that gossip weeks before Brangelina lost it and announced their engagement on People magazine. People Magazine? Really? I mean come on and I repeat: People Magazine? Anyone?… what’s that about?

    • Mandi

      I love people who think Jennifer Aniston is still sad and obsessed with this situation. Like because she’s a chick who got dumped, her whole life is ruined and she’ll never be whole again. Pff. If I were her, I’d be glad as fuck Brad didn’t turn me into a baby factory. She seems to be doing fine.

  8. Mandi

    First of all, THIS is why you shouldn’t make bold statements like they did previously.

    Second… if that’s not a lesbian head of hair Brad is sporting, then I don’t know what is. So obviously they still support gays getting married. They’re about to get lesbian married all over the place.

  9. DS78

    She’s sexy?? If you like the She-Skeletor thing, go right ahead.

  10. Dick Hell

    Will Angelina mark this special occasion with a new tattoo using TWO colors? Nah, I didn’t think so.

  11. Somebody forgot to delete their browsing history…

  12. Cock Dr

    I believe it when I see the People magazine cover article.
    I would wish them luck, but seeing how they are already the most gorgeous, wealthy and talented players in the whole goddamned world movie industry I’ll just say “Meh”.

  13. Dick Hell

    They should wait to make a formal announcement until February 11, aka Jennifer Aniston’s birthday,

  14. dooood

    she was hot in the movie hackers. (1995)
    jennifer anustown was hot in horrible bosses. (2011)

    plus her tits carried that horrible tv show.

  15. Fuck both of these douchebags

  16. EricLr

    Now that he’s married, she’ll have to steal him away.

  17. MarkM

    Geez…after only having 37 children together? Hey, you kids…maybe you should rush into such a big commitment!

  18. Frank Burns

    Oh thank god! Now I’ll be able to sleep tonight!

  19. Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie
    Meia
    Commented on this photo:

    Brad looks like a mugget in here :S

  20. I believe I speak for all of us here when I say

    WHOOP-DEE-FUCKING-DOO.

  21. Wait…so they’re not married already

  22. Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie
    browny
    Commented on this photo:

    Jennifer Aniston is pregnant. This is Angelina’s way of cutting her grass.

  23. Team Jennifer. Always.

    • GeM

      If you honestly have to choose a team in this nonsense then I hope you choose Team Running Car in a Closed Garage.

  24. judging you

    Is this the part where I pretend to care? Okay… I couldn’t think of 2 people that deserve each other more. So who will cheat on who first and with which gender?

  25. Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie
    Commented on this photo:

    The long hand of death approaches.

  26. Yeahitsme

    Well Whoop Tee Doo!!!!!

  27. shelly

    Did she cheat on him with a girl? I heard she prefers the ladies and was amazing in YOGAPEOPLEMEET

  28. NATTY ICE

    He gave her a ring and promised to love her forever. She promised to eat a hamburger and keep her leg tucked inside her dress from now on. That is love.

  29. Terry

    They are the 2 most beautfiul people in the world. I loved them both in DentistDate

  30. Judit

    Why couldn’t you simply congratulate to Angelina and Brad? They have been happy together for 7 years and none of them cares about Aniston… Why are you so spiteful? Get a life and stop hating!

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