Boy George to face trial for false imprisonment

November 23rd, 2007 // 52 Comments
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Boy George was ordered to stand trial for false imprisonment yesterday. The victim claims Boy George handcuffed him to a bed and threatened him with sex toys back in April. Boy George could face life in prison if he’s found guilty. NY Daily News reports:

The alleged victim, Auden Karlsen, claims he and Boy George met on the Web site Gaydar and he agreed to go to the entertainer’s apartment to pose for photos in exchange for about $840.

Karlsen claims the “Karma Chameleon” singer and an unidentified man changed into sadistic creeps and held him captive.
“I was convinced I was going to die,” Karlsen told the Daily Mail of London earlier this year.

This is nonsense. Boy George doesn’t the look the kind of guy who has to trap people in his house then hold them prisoner. Look at him, he’s attractive. Sure he’s bald, overweight and has a crazy tattoo on his ridiculously pale head. That’s sexy, right? No, it isn’t? I’m still drunk from yesterday? Damn, I thought you wouldn’t notice. What tipped you off? Besides my car being parked in the upstairs bathroom. Hey, it wasn’t me, man. That pumpkin pie said he was okay to drive.

Photos:Bauer-Griffin

Comments (52)

  1. yuri | November 23, 2007 at 10:53 am

    1

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  2. Caroline | November 23, 2007 at 10:56 am

    2?

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  3. Julie | November 23, 2007 at 10:57 am

    3rd

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  4. KC | November 23, 2007 at 11:04 am

    I’ve always wanted to hurt him.

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  5. LayDeeBug | November 23, 2007 at 11:04 am

    Victim – “Do you really want to hurt me?”

    Boy George – “Time won’t give me time. We’re in the Church of the Poison Mind and I Just Want to be Loved. So I’ll Tumble For Ya.”

    Victim – “Well, where’s my Black Money honey?”

    Boy Goerge – “Damn, Karma Chameleon’s gonna get you, White Boy.

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  6. fart knocker | November 23, 2007 at 11:05 am

    He reminds me of a fat, creepy version of Powder.

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  7. hotbeach | November 23, 2007 at 11:06 am

    Boy George??He was said to be found on a millionaire&celebs dating club MeetRich.com before . He has a personal account there with his handsome pictures, blog …In his friend circle, some other stars can be found there.

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  8. Jaba the Slut | November 23, 2007 at 11:07 am

    I’m glad all of you morons know how to count.

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  9. LayDeeBug | November 23, 2007 at 11:10 am

    Will some please tell me who these absolutely fucking annoying douchebags are with the millionaire comments. I mean, Christ, pay for some goddamn commercials and stop advertising on this utterly useless blog space where nobody give a crap about your fucking millionair cllub.

    If I could, I’d choke the brains out of you. I’d hold your throat until it crunched and your lips were blue, whole kneeing you kn the crotch until it was a bleeding pulp.

    DAMN!

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  10. Mdiz | November 23, 2007 at 11:10 am

    Uncle Festers gay?

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  11. LayDeeBug | November 23, 2007 at 11:11 am

    while not whole.

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  12. liz | November 23, 2007 at 11:11 am

    who cares!

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  13. Shallow Val | November 23, 2007 at 11:11 am

    #7, GET A REAL JOB!!!!

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  14. Ript1&0 | November 23, 2007 at 11:12 am

    Boy George is a FRRR EAK!!! Awesome, love it.

    PS= Don’t front like you’re not just as drunk as any other day Fish. Just get out of bed slowly and have some water…. Wait. What’s on your wrist…..? Is that a handcuff?? You shouldn’t have had all that turdukhen and passed out so soon, huh?

    Georgie and I have a tag team thing going. We go way back.

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  15. Rowan | November 23, 2007 at 11:12 am

    What’s on his head??

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  16. fergernauster | November 23, 2007 at 11:24 am

    Ugliest
    MoFo
    Ever.

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  17. Beatles | November 23, 2007 at 11:29 am

    This time – you can be he won’t be doing community service – if he is found guilty.

    But again, he may have been set up – we’ll see!

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  18. Guy | November 23, 2007 at 11:29 am

    This is what all pretty emo boys will look like in 20 years.

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  19. Robin Claire | November 23, 2007 at 11:42 am

    …eeeeeewwwww.
    He’s on my list of top people I would never want to get raped by. gross.

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  20. babyglyniss | November 23, 2007 at 12:02 pm

    jail him till he dies please, for women’s sake.

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  21. Soy | November 23, 2007 at 12:11 pm

    What NO Brit???
    yaAWN ….
    oh i see its like thatTODAY
    yAWnn..
    sleep or mall crowds

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  22. Dwayne | November 23, 2007 at 12:16 pm

    WTF??FISH you racist!
    wheres the black content???
    ISN’T IT BLACK FRIDAY

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  23. Whitey | November 23, 2007 at 12:52 pm

    I think this is shit, someone trying to scam him cos he’s famous, what a wanker.

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  24. Puptaco | November 23, 2007 at 1:21 pm

    who gives a F_ _ _

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  25. CLICK HERE | November 23, 2007 at 1:24 pm

    Hey! What’s that on the old man’s head?

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  26. Buffalo Boy George | November 23, 2007 at 2:04 pm

    It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose

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  27. amma | November 23, 2007 at 2:16 pm

    Hahahahah!!! #26-you NAILED it!

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  28. TommyGun | November 23, 2007 at 2:39 pm

    28

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  29. Italian Stallion | November 23, 2007 at 3:25 pm

    Didn’t Rick James do this same shit? Damn, these dudes need to lay off the crackarocka……….

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  30. EZ | November 23, 2007 at 3:58 pm

    BG was quoted as saying, “Give me time … to realize my crime.”

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  31. redsonja1313 | November 23, 2007 at 4:35 pm

    What the hell is that tat on his head ???

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  32. 12:51 | November 23, 2007 at 6:08 pm

    i think it’s the star of David … i liked him better with the bucket hats silly hair and makup, with oversized shirts and leg warmers … though i’m sure he just grew into the shirts

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  33. maranda45678 | November 23, 2007 at 9:13 pm

    you are so cool. but i just found out your secret that you have joined an online ad*ult club sugarcupid.com, is it true?

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  34. 1MILF Hunter | November 23, 2007 at 9:27 pm

    A scary fairy.

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  35. The Daily Mail | November 23, 2007 at 10:35 pm

    You all know the Brits are way smarter than we are, right? They discovered Big Ben and all and called it the English Channel to fend off the Armada? Well, to punish Boy George, to make him crack, I daresay, they refused his solicitor’s request to lock him up with a bunch of sex-starved men in a dank dungeon like the Cunt of Monte Crisco or something. I rest my case and retire, Your Holinesses.

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  36. blizzy | November 23, 2007 at 11:33 pm

    Seriously yall…don’t fuck with Boy George. He’ll kill us all!

    I SAID HE’LL KILL US ALL!!!

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  37. FRIST!!! | November 24, 2007 at 3:13 am

    God, smoke more cr4axcfcorol yeaqh

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  38. FRIST!!! | November 24, 2007 at 3:13 am

    God, smoke more cr4axcfcorol yeaqh

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  39. Miguelito | November 24, 2007 at 4:45 am

    I’ll bet if Mr. George had offered this guy $8,200 instead of $820 this case would never have gone to court.

    On the contrary, he would have gone back for more and gotten tied up and pistol-whipped again. But no rent boy worth his rapidly-fading youth will put up with that treatment for less than a G.

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  40. Hmmm | November 24, 2007 at 9:22 am

    “The victim claims Boy George handcuffed him to a bed and threatened him with sex toys”
    Christ…what an image!

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  41. Hmmm | November 24, 2007 at 9:22 am

    “The victim claims Boy George handcuffed him to a bed and threatened him with sex toys”
    Christ…what an image!

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  42. Hmmm | November 24, 2007 at 9:24 am

    Ooop, sorry I seem to have developed a stutter above

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  43. L.Linus | November 24, 2007 at 9:34 am

    After throwing up, and wiping the blood from my eyes, I know this world is coming to an end!!

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  44. Missystar | November 24, 2007 at 12:04 pm

    I just woke up, I have a cold and I feel like dogshit. So I logged on, hoping for some cheer, and got it. You guys are in rare form. My 2 cents…why doesn’t this fat fuck get his act together? Never mind the criminal shit, I mean he needs to hit the gym 5x/wk, cut out the booze and clotted cream, and so forth. There is nothing sadder than an old fat queen.

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  45. Rabbi Schiller | November 24, 2007 at 6:42 pm

    Oy gevalt! Does this faygala have a Star of David on his goyishe kop?

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  46. CLICK HERE | November 25, 2007 at 12:40 pm

    Too much publicity for this old gay!

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  47. brian d | November 25, 2007 at 2:51 pm

    wow, i didnt know he was a faggot and a jew!! someone needs too kill this fuck.

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  48. devendon | November 25, 2007 at 10:09 pm

    wow, i think that the old guy should face music. by the way, i just heard someone said on Yahoo group that he is a member of an online site sugarmommymeet.. you know the site is a rich women seeking fun site. Sugar mommy and sugar baby come from all walks of life.. if it is true!

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  49. Naturistspace.org | November 26, 2007 at 9:47 am

    Seriously yall…don’t fuck with Boy George. He’ll kill us all!

    I SAID HE’LL KILL US ALL!!!

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