Botox Mom Lost Custody of Her Kid

May 16th, 2011 // 85 Comments
Botox Mom Kerry Campbell

Forgive me for indulging in two feel-good stories of the day, but every once in a while it’s nice to see a glimmer of hope for humanity as opposed to shit like this.

Kerry Campbell, a.k.a. Botox Mom has just lost custody of her 8-year-old daughter Britney because, surprise! Apparently you can’t go on TV and reveal you inject your kid with botox so she can compete in beauty pageants thus offering a vicarious outlet for your fat ass. ABC News reports:

On Friday, the San Francisco Human Services Agency, launched an investigation into Campbell after she admitted to “Good Morning America” that she injected botox into her daughter’s face to help her in beauty pageants.
“It’s pretty unusual for a mom to be injecting an 8-year-old with botox and certainly is grounds for an investigation,” said Trent Rohrer of the San Francisco Human Services Agency on Friday.
Campbell and daughter Britney, appeared on “Good Morning America” last week defending the 8-year-old pageant contestant’s use of botox.
“I just, like, don’t, like, think wrinkles are nice on little girls,” Britney said.
Britney admitted it hurt to get the injections on her face, but said she was used to the pain.
The admission sparked an uproar online, in the medical community and by child advocates.
Campbell told ABC News that she does not believe she’s endangering Britney’s health and that her daughter asked for the injections. The mom is a part-time aesthetician and no stranger to botox herself, having done the treatment on her own face.
“Like I said, I do the botox myself. It’s safe,” she said.

Oh, good, Botox Mom does the injections on her own face, so clearly it must be safe for a still-developing child’s body. By that logic, third graders should be allowed to drink whiskey because obviously it hasn’t killed me yet. Also, I’m pretty sure they stop growing at six anyway and just sort of fake it the rest of the time. You know kids.

Photo: ABC News


  1. Misana

    What the heck man!

    • Rae

      She also waxes the kid’s legs!!

    • william white

      Careful here people! While I don’t agree with this mom’s actions, I fear we’re walking down a slippery slope here…Don’t we see parents doing worse than this every day? What about all the obese kids who’s parents are taking them out for Big Mac’s and fries? They are killing their kids (and burdening society in the bargain) If you’re going to take a kid away from a mother who didn’t do anything illegal (as far as we know) WATCH OUT! Of course this happened in lib-central SF where they all believe its the government’s job to take care of everything!

      • Roxanne

        I absolutely agree with you Mr.White. Be careful, people, what you are praising. Obesity is far more serious at least in what we know. Though I don’t agree with what she did, the damage to the child’s emotional health may far outweigh that which the botox injections would do… did anyone weigh that out before taking her from her mother? I wonder.

  2. I don’t want to be the guy calling out the obvious and making little girls feel badly about themselves, but this girls mother wanted her to compete in beauty pageants and though botox injections would be useful, but wasn’t concerned that the girl is clinically obese (just like mommy!).

    Have we seen enough yet? Or do we need another Jon Benet or three before we shut down this grotesque child beauty pageant industry.

    • Burrito Supreme

      I love the end of Little Miss Sunshine.

    • What is the big deal here?

      Fact: … her daughter asked for the injections.
      Fact:…The mom is a part-time aesthetician
      Fact: The child beauty pageant business is tough, mister. A kid needs every trick in the book to earn top prize money that can sometimes top $250 for a single pageant.
      Fact:…”Like I said, I do the botox myself. It’s safe”

      So there you have it. The 8 year old daughter, old by pageant standards, asked for it. The mom is a professional.

      What more could I possibly add to convince everyone that Little Miss Beauty Pageants are the hub that society rotates around?

      • argleblargle

        The daughter didn’t actually ask for it. The mom said they had a discussion about it and other moms had been telling them they do it (so it’s ok because everyone else says they’re doing it) and the mom asked her if she wanted to get rid of her wrinkles (dimples).

        I’m shocked that the mom would get the kid botox but not veneers or something to make her teeth look decent. Go big or go home.

      • kerri

        are you retarded?

      • kerri

        my message was for Anexio btw…

      • Alex Bennett

        Because she’s 8 fucking years old!!

    • Kelley

      I also read that she does “upper-leg waxes” so the child will never develop pubic hair, the dumb quiff. Jesus Christ Almighty, I swear even Heidi and Spencer have more brains … and that’s scary :| I’m glad she lost the child, as a life was in danger here.

    • RasputinsLiver

      I’m with you, McFeely S

      Bitch should be put behind bars for a while as well as removal of the child.

      • Blech

        How come this ho loses custody of her child before the fucking Octomom loses custody of her spawn? How is that possible?

        Please arrest both of these psycho moms.

      • Holland

        Because Octomom is a (D-list) Celebrity, they get their own kind of “justice”

        *further info; see Lindsey Lohan*

    • cc

      Put an end to a grotesque combination of kiddie porn and child abuse? Who’d want to do that?


    Who the flap is wrinkly and shriveled up @ 8 yrs old? That kid would have to live on the surface of the sun to need Botox at her age.

  4. Cock Dr

    Let’s all act shocked & outraged.
    This pathetic woman is acting on what she perceives as society’s universal truth: ALL THAT MATTERS IS LOOKING GOOD & WINNING

  5. SexxiMamma

    I’m so happy to hear that this poor, innocent little girl has FINALLY been removed from this monster of a mother.

  6. vandinz

    Good! I hope they do her for child abuse and whack her in prison with a load of dykes that force her to do shit she don’t like. Don’t worry love, ‘you’ll get used to the pain’.

  7. Right, because waxing pubic hair for a living somehow qualifies you to inject neuro toxins into your 8 year old daughter’s forehead.

    • Kelley

      Good one.

    • It’s actually worse than that – she’s waxing NON-EXISTENT pubic hair on her daughter. There’s a certain weird futility-blithering imbecility connection factor going on somewhere there, but if I work any more at chasing it down, I know I’ll need botox to undo the damage.

      • I didn’t know she was already waxing her daughter, I meant as her job in general. So she’s waxing her kids skin? I think “pageant mom’ just surpassed schizophrenia on the Crazy scale.

      • She’s pantloads of crazy for sure – and anyone who’s so abysmally ignorant of the basics of biology to believe that waxing a pre-adolescent will prevent the growth of pubic hair leads me to wonder how much of a grasp can she have of the basic medical knowledge needed to inject botox? “It’s safe” my ass. Shit, there’s more to it than just point and shoot.

      • I think she read Botox for Dummies
        Step 1: Point
        Step 2: Shoot
        The End.
        There’s also a Guns for Dummies and Sex for Dummies which has the same steps.

  8. MarkM

    In all fairness to the mom…before the botox, I wouldn’t have given that little kid a second look…but afterwords…hubba, hubba, I’d like to try to coerce that kid into my van with some candy!

  9. anonymoose

    Get a doll if you want smooth skin to preen and pose. This woman is a sick deluded mofo.

  10. Botox Mom

    I’ll get her back soon enough.

  11. Mike Nike

    Child beauty pageants should be outlawed. You should have to be 18 years old to participate. These pageants are a pedophiles dream. I personally think Jon Benet Ramsey’s death was caused by someone seeing her at a pageant and thinking twisted thoughts. The parents were officially cleared through DNA. This Mom deserves the Black Ball of the year for worst parenting.

    • cc

      ‘I personally think Jon Benet Ramsey’s death was caused by someone seeing her at a pageant and thinking twisted thoughts.’

      Not to go off on a tangent but, yes, that occurred to me as well.

  12. I’m just glad something like this happened! Looks like there might be hope after all

  13. TomFrank

    What’s with the screwy links? The “shit like this” link is for Admins only and the “Kerry Campbell” and “Botox Mom” links are for tags that only list this same post.

  14. Rick

    Women are so fucking dumb.

  15. Fartblossum

    Wow. Shit for brains.

  16. I like looking at Britney Spears cunt

    Botox mom is not only ugly she is also a fucking asshole! The cops should perform and immediate hysterectomy on her so she won’t be able to have any more kids!

  17. Clarence Beeks


    There are so many asshole parents out there these days. Most kids today don’t stand a chance of growing up to be good people., Who sets an example anymore?

  18. slappy magoo

    You know the end of Animal Farm, when the animals couldn’t tell who were the pigs and who were the humans doing business with the pigs because they were so similar? She looks like their stenographer.

  19. adolf hitler

    it wasnt the wrinkles, it was the genes.

  20. Now hopefully they’ll do something about Brazilian Wax Mom….

  21. Charlie Sheen


  22. It could be worse — her mom could be a meth-head. Did I say worse? I meant better.

  23. It had to be said

    Welcome to the nanny state! Oh wait, no nanny would ever do this.

  24. kayk

    So did the doctor lose his license or what?

  25. Waaaaaaaa

    STFU, my kids, my decision, stay out of my bussiness. Period.

  26. A. Theist

    All I can say is, THANK GOD!

  27. Mike Nike

    Society should POO on her.

  28. I think that lady has been botoxing her own stomach, because it’s wrinkle free too.

  29. barry d.

    Sad turn of events for th epoor kid she will now be traumatized for life over this incident. no the mom should not have botoxed her but i think traumatizing the child is even worse. Being taken by the state is worse than if a child molester had taken her. I know several young children that were taken by the state for actually real valid reasons and they were molested several times, neglected, underfed, beaten, one was even put on drugs because he would not quit demanding to go back to his home etc all in the name of the state can take better care of them. Yeah right, the state is the biggest problem in the world today. this mom should have maybe been fined and made to stop the botox but to thoroughly traumatize this child is inexcusable.
    and then if you really want to know what child protective services are like watch a movie called “After The Promise” taking a child from its parents shold be a last resort not the first.

  30. TracyJ

    Why are pageant moms never pretty? Can you say living vicariously thru someone else. LAME

  31. I’d be more likely to believe this story if Botox were a brand of butter.

  32. All that Botox really isn’t helping the appearance of mommy’s Down ‘Sinder.

  33. tlmck

    It’s funny. You have to pass a test to get a driver’s license, but anybody can have a kid.

  34. Racer X

    The mom needs some disco stick so she can quit living through her daughter.

    /I’ll give her some

  35. butterbun

    Botox Mom didn’t mind wrinkles so much when she was screwing some old man…her kid’s Dad died three years ago and he was in his eighties!!!

    • Rough subliminal

      Nah my guess is the kid is a sweat-hog and she constantly have to reapply the kid’s make up. Pain in the ass.

  36. Sin

    California, San Francisco to be exact. Does it really suprise anyone that weird and illegal shit happens there?

  37. the captain

    …………good thing.

  38. kalisynth

    woman injects child with poison, woman loses child, at least this way child can have longer life.

  39. anonym

    that…….. is the face of Dumb

  40. tracey

    To markM you are a pedophile and should be reported for your comment. You make me sisk

  41. vitamingrl

    Dear Botox Mom,

    PLEASE ADOPT ME….I love botox & it is expensive….

    Looking for a new loving Mom willing to give me botox….

  42. Uvall

    In a related story, 8-year old gives mother subscription to Weight Watchers!

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