Borat breaks up Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock

November 28th, 2006 // 46 Comments
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Page Six is claiming Pamela Anderson filed for divorce from Kid Rock because of his “male insecurity and major anger issues” with the last straw being when he blew up at her during a screening of Borat at Universal Studio chief Ron Meyer’s Beverly Hills house two weeks ago. A friend of Pamela says:

“It was the first time Bob had seen the movie, and, well, he didn’t like it.” The hugely popular film shows Sasha Baron Cohen – in character as Borat Sagdiyev – falling in love with Anderson after seeing her in a “Baywatch” rerun, then driving across America in order to propose marriage to her. “Bob started screaming at Pam, saying she had humiliated herself and telling her, ‘You’re nothing but a whore! You’re a slut! How could you do that movie?’ – in front of everyone. It was very embarrassing. Pam thought he could have a sense of humor about the movie. She was in on the gag from the very beginning and loved doing the movie. And on the eve of what was supposed to be a very positive thing, he made it an awful night. Ever since that night, it has been icicles between them. Bob is just a very unhappy and angry man. Pam is very disenchanted and sad. You know, there are reasons why she never married him before. Those reasons disappeared while they were together on a boat in St. Tropez, but she knows now that they never went away. The reality is he is an insecure, angry man. Pam is just very happy to not be in the same house with so much passive-aggressive hostility in it.”

If you’ve seen Borat you know Kid Rock is out of his mind. It’s probably the least slutty thing Pamela Anderson has done since she was twelve. And getting mad at Pamela Anderson for being a slut is like getting mad at a Smurf for being blue. You don’t marry a hamburger and throw a fit when you find out it’s delicious.

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  1. Nimbus

    first?

  2. bigponie

    and hence his name ‘Kid’.

  3. Jacquelantern

    They’re both losers….

  4. ponk

    to confirm his lack of manliness, The Kid is showing us just how big he is.

  5. Tracie

    I actually feel sorry for Pam. I remember how sweet and cute she was when she first broke on the scene. Everyone says that she’s still really sweet. What kind of low self esteeem issues must she have to do what she’s done to her body, and get involved with such assholes? :(

  6. whackjob

    seriously….she digs guys like Tommie Lee and trailer-park Bob somebody. These people are pure comedy and they deserve exactly what they get.

    “Curiously imperceptible, no wait; practically improbable, no that’s not it; um, unfortunately impossible. Yeah, that’s it! Unfortunately impossible.” Deep thoughts, by Pam.

    “Fuck you”. Deep thoughts, by Bob.

  7. crabbie

    Borat is also responsible for the violence in Iraq. And for Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton hanging out together.

    http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com

  8. 86

    I really need to see Borat.

  9. Yenstah

    Wait a minute. It’s slutty to appear in Borat, yet okay to get married in a white bikini. Things are scary in Bobland.

  10. EHeidiU

    #1 and all the other “FIRST!!!!!”s- I’VE SAID IT ONCE AND I’LL SAY IT AGAIN: why don’t you use the advantageous “FIRST!!!” spot to write something enlightening or funny or at the very least mildly entertaining, rather than indicating that you have nothing more to add to the discussion than FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  11. jrzmommy

    Um, can you say “insecure”, BOB?

    Aside from the sextape with that fucking douche from Creed, WHAT has Kid Rock done since that fucking annoying Baw-wid-dah-baw-I-did-P-diddy song? Bob, meet Ryan…..you two have a lot in common to talk about…

  12. shankyouverymuch

    Hey I know, maybe old ‘BOB’ just hates jews!?! … and if that’s the case, he’s
    A-O-KAY with me!!! … but what would be really great is if next week we all found out that he hates blacks too, and calls them niggers all the time…

    Now that Britney and Kid are both free agents … I see some possible crazy

  13. 86

    Well I applaud her for not being afraid to leave bad relationships but maybe things would be better if she just didn’t marry losers in the first place.

  14. “…getting mad at Pamela Anderson for being a slut is like getting mad at a Smurf for being blue.”

    Ha, ha, that’s just good comedy. Whew, you should really start keeping track of these golden one-liners…

  15. serial snarkalec

    The concept of humiliation is something the Kid can grasp? Who wudda thunk that from a guy who used to have on-camera group sex with strippers and a midget?

  16. It’s not like he tried to hide the fact that he was an insecure redneck!

  17. RichPort

    Let’s see… you marry a whore, then get mad when you find out she’s a whore or when she does whorish things… I wonder if he screamed at her for the Tommy Lee ass fuck video or everytime Kanye West’s video airs? C’mon “Bob“… you can’t make a ho a housewife!!!

  18. Binky

    I understand that in the European version of Borat Pam gets it on with guy who plays Borat’s producer.
    But this is a real shock. They had a lot in common. I mean they both made widely released independent films and everything.
    This couple reminded me of the golden days of Hollywood – very Cary Grant – Audrey Hepburn. If these two can’t make it work who can ?

  19. jrzmommy

    And this…..wedding portrait….isn’t slutty? Okey doke, BOB!

  20. ch474

    Hey I get how being madly in love with Pam Anderson can mess with your head. I get how actually getting to sleep with Pam Anderson can make you a raging nut case. But at the end of the day, Bob you dumb fuck … it was a MOVIE, it was a work of FICTION, she’s an ACTRESS (allegedly) in the MOVIE, getting paid to WORK in the MOVIE, and for some reason only she and God knows, she went home at the end of the day – not to some human tripod donkey dicked porn star who can fuck like a robot for 36 hours straight – but to your sorry ass. At least she knows who she is, can go home at the end of the day to be with her kids, have a civil relationship with their father for the kids sake, and laugh ceaselessly at her public image while getting paid an obscene amount of money. You? You get drunk, haven’t done any decent music since a cheap duet with Sheryl Crow, and will forever more be pointed to as the idiot that got kicked out of Pam Anderson’s bed because you couldn’t handle her. Your “manlyness” should be shrunk up to about your navel by now. You are to get drunk, again, get on your Jesse James chopper and go crash into something in rural Mexico to wind up as a 6 line obit in the entertainment section. The last line will read “… was married to ACTRESS Pam Anderson for 4 months.”

  21. ImmaAssClown

    say what you will about the guy, but Kid Rock never impressed me as insecure.
    Angry? uh huh, but insecure? nahhh…
    I think this is a bunch of hooey.

    of course it is the ‘Fish… so um, that’s redundant.

  22. NipsyHustle

    # 6

    that would be “faux trailer park ” bob. he comes from a well-to-do family from michigan. i’m sure he’s insecure considering his whole persona is an act. he probably doesn’t even know who the hell he is.

    i guess he kinda should be jealous. despite pam being carrying the Hepatitis mark, she’s still ranking high on alot of lists of hot chicks guys like. even kanye made out with her in his video.

  23. Love might as well be dead. WHY PAM? WHYYYYY

    http://www.celebslam.com

  24. Wow, What a shocker, Pam Anderson has bad taste in men.

  25. MargeAggedon

    Hilarious. The drugged out loser is upset because he just figured out his Hep spreading bimbo wife is a whore?

    Next week he discovers that the grass is green and the sky is blue. Film at eleven.

  26. I’m an American badass, insecure, of course! You can roll with Rock or you can file for divorce! I’m a drama flick, I’m like Anatomy Grey’s! I’m gonna slap a sapena right in your face! Super smug, resemble a bug! Big nose, long hair, fabulously fug!

    …and that’s all I have energy for.

  27. I’m an American badass, insecure, of course! You can roll with Rock or you can file for divorce! I’m a drama flick, I’m like Anatomy Grey’s! I’m gonna slap a sapena right in your face! Super smug, resemble a bug! Big nose, long hair, fabulously fug!

    …and that’s all I have energy for.

  28. Alex

    Oops. Seriously, the host Fish uses SUCKS!

  29. Tha-Flash

    Hahhaahahahah Borat is gonna be fucking Pamela infront of Rock boy.

  30. At least he’ll always have something to remember her by… everytime he goes to the doctor for the Hepatitis treatments.

  31. she’s got Hep-C,a sex tape and probaly has a relaxed fit vag due to kids and tommy lee.why in the hell did he marry her in the first place? Idiot!

    http://celebriteaze.blogspot.com

  32. LL

    I don’t dislike Pam, even though she likes to show her boobs all the time. She seems to have a sense of humor, unlike her “redneck” husband. She also seems to have really shitty taste in men. She appears to like them dirty and sorta stupid, so I expect to see her hook up with K-Fed any day now. Why do dysfunctional people bother getting married anyway? Why can’t they live in sin like back in the day? Gay people can’t marry each other but two train wrecks like Pam Anderson and Kid Rock can? That ain’t right.

  33. NicotineEyePatch

    K-Fed and Pam, together at last, now that will be a scream! Petri dishes the world over are fucking cowering.

  34. How can kid rock tell anyone that they’ve done something embarrassing? I mean he walks around in public like the scum of the earth.

    http://www.scandalsnappers.com/

  35. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    Borat must be hung like a dinosaur. I heard that about Kahzakastani men.

  36. LaPrincesse

    Money can’t buy:
    1. Happiness
    2. Class

  37. Kristin

    You don’t marry a hamburger and throw a fit when you find out it’s delicious.

    LMAO.

  38. superficially

    Kid rock is a compound ass

    did he not see her sex tape?

  39. FecalPellets

    LMAO can’t find the post about Kid ‘Easy Listening’ but that was fucking funny!

  40. SL500gt

    If “borat” is whats breaks you up, you’re marriage was fucked anyway.

    Next.

  41. ha ha….kid rock deserves it if he’s such an insecure douche bag

  42. ann

    COULD KID HAVE BEEN UPSET ABOUT THE CAMEO OF PAM WITH TOMMY LEE? MOST NEW HUSBANDS WOULD BE. SHE IS A WHORE AND THE KID DID KNOW IT SO HE GOT HURT.

  43. ann

    COULD KID HAVE BEEN UPSET ABOUT THE CAMEO OF PAM WITH TOMMY LEE? MOST NEW HUSBANDS WOULD BE. SHE IS A WHORE AND THE KID DID KNOW IT SO HE GOT HURT.

  44. ann

    COULD KID HAVE BEEN UPSET ABOUT THE CAMEO OF PAM WITH TOMMY LEE? MOST NEW HUSBANDS WOULD BE. SHE IS A WHORE AND THE KID DID KNOW IT SO HE GOT HURT.

  45. I think Pamela Anderson is really pretty and seems to be a really good Mom. I really don’t think her new show is good though

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