These are never-before-seen shots of Jon Bon Jovi from the new book Sex, Drugs and Bon Jovi and apparently they’re shocking because Bon Jovi was considered a relatively clean-cut band in the 80s. Granted, they were no Jonas Brothers, they also weren’t Mötley Crüe who let’s all agree was the better band or you can get the fuck out. (Evidence below.) In the meantime, I don’t know who decided to toss Michael Jackson in these promo stills because that’s probably the last person anyone wants to see after basically witnessing an orgy. I’m assuming it’s to scare off young boys who shouldn’t be looking at explicit material in the first place. “Oh, wow, boobies- AHH! It’s that guy mom and dad warned me about! To the panic room!” *lights book on fire*
NOTE: Click Here for NSFW versions and my apologies if I missed censoring any nips. There was 100 of them.
Photos: Splash News
dudeatdudedotdude | July 29, 2010 at 12:27 pm
!أولى
الله أَكْبَر
Fishstix | July 29, 2010 at 1:08 pm
الثانية!
تتمتع حبك عربدة خمر.
Richard McBeef | July 29, 2010 at 1:23 pm
ALLAH ACKBAR! ALLAH ACKBAR! ALLAH ACKBAR
*explodes*
dudeatdudedotdude | July 29, 2010 at 1:53 pm
Beef — (long pause before pulling pin) What if alll 72 virgins were jonas bros!
Silence!! I KEEL you!
Jen | July 29, 2010 at 1:56 pm
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laughsATfunnyTHINGS | July 30, 2010 at 10:46 am
LOL
ugottabekidding | July 29, 2010 at 12:29 pm
A rock band taking part in an orgy??? Blasphemy!
Dominick | July 29, 2010 at 2:58 pm
You forget that Bon Jovi is not a rock band.
lauryn | July 29, 2010 at 4:12 pm
+1
FrankNfrtr | July 29, 2010 at 12:34 pm
That flat chested girl in front really needs to wax. Major problem there.
Oh wait…..
ugottabekidding | July 29, 2010 at 12:36 pm
LMFAO!!!
atotalcad | July 30, 2010 at 9:56 am
It’s a little warm to be wearing a sweater at this time of year, don’t ‘cha think?
Ronnie James Dio | July 29, 2010 at 12:35 pm
It’s hard to roll over in your grave, when you have a boner.
Doc Schweinstrudel | July 29, 2010 at 12:39 pm
Yuck!!! Nasty!!!!
Great White Pygmy | July 29, 2010 at 12:41 pm
Shocking. 80′s rock star with naked chicks (I call them chicks because it sounds better than whores!) The thing that is going to give me nightmares is his choice of pants! (even for the 80′s)
Kevin | August 5, 2010 at 2:43 pm
i think the 70′s were a lot weirder… guys with black glasses , black socks and black body hair. Do you think the whole decade was in B&W
kid ROUGH | July 29, 2010 at 12:41 pm
Hallelujah for beautiful naturals. Did he return David Lee Roth’s leopard spandex after the mock orgy?
ZigZagZoey | July 29, 2010 at 12:43 pm
I bet it’s those lovely bracelets he has on….They make you completely irrisistable to bimbos. Work like magnets.
Cock Dr | July 29, 2010 at 12:44 pm
Everyone in this photo should be held responsible for the damage to the Earth’s ozone layer. How many cans of hair spray were emptied for this photo shoot?
Natalie | August 5, 2010 at 2:41 pm
lol
Guy Rossi | July 29, 2010 at 12:50 pm
Remember when all music wasn’t shit an men could be men?
Gary | July 29, 2010 at 1:21 pm
a-fuckin’-men, dude.
jumpin_j | July 29, 2010 at 2:22 pm
No, before my time.
shakespeare | July 30, 2010 at 3:01 am
remember when guy and gary sucked a mean dick?
lauryn | July 29, 2010 at 4:14 pm
youre forgetting that bon jovi IS shit. shittiest of the shitty. and if you call having big hair “able to be a man” you need to re-examine your definition of what it means to be a man.
lauryn | July 29, 2010 at 4:19 pm
you think that music isnt good anymore because really youre some out-of-touch, fat, washed up 45 year old that’s wishes you were still in high school because your life has only gone downhill since. sad for you.
oh and, music today IS good and i’m not talking about the shit they play on the radio.
Vito | July 29, 2010 at 8:59 pm
What the fuck…??? Did someone take a shit in your oatmeal this morning? I think people might take your point slightly more seriously if you didn’t come across as some loud-mouthed rancid butch cunt on a rant because mommy and daddy didn’t pay enough attention to her and because the tribal tattoo she got turned out looking like a blob of shit on her calf.
Fer fucksake, take a Valium. No, better yet, take a bottle of Valium and chase it with a bottle of Everclear.
Gary | July 30, 2010 at 11:40 am
Lauryn — your favorite band sucks ass. No, they do. Shush. Let the grown folks talk.
Jon | July 31, 2010 at 9:22 am
Wow lauryn, you are making our generation seem even stupider then it is thought to be. Stop digging a deeper hole for us.
Natalie | August 5, 2010 at 2:41 pm
Oooooo. Why so angry? Is the whole world wrong for loving Bonjovi or for wanting to know more about them? I’m getting the book. Hope that doesn’t piss you off!
Funny | August 7, 2010 at 6:30 pm
This was only a photo shoot. Everyone know that BJ was doing Sambora in the poop shoot in the 80′s. The whores are just props for the photos.
paco | July 29, 2010 at 12:53 pm
seeing this pix is like jon bon jovi was on voyeur or Peeping Tom stuff back in the 80s
wtf | July 29, 2010 at 12:55 pm
why play motley crue then on the steel horse he rides?
Burt | July 29, 2010 at 7:38 pm
The choice of music is meant to be ironic, just as the pictures are.
JoeC | July 29, 2010 at 12:56 pm
I take it that Bon Jovi never heard of the one dick rule. Of course, that’s to be expected from a guy wearing leopard spandex pants.
Barbara | August 5, 2010 at 2:51 pm
I can see Jon has a boner! It looks like they were really about to get it on.
cr | July 29, 2010 at 12:57 pm
what’s the name of the song?
Nameless | July 29, 2010 at 12:57 pm
The Jonas Brothers would have rockstar orgies too if their fanbase was older than 8 year olds.
ugottabekidding | July 29, 2010 at 1:06 pm
Nooooooooo. That Jonases are virgins, remember??? Well, not the oldest anymore. He got married so he wouldn’t have to lie anymore.
Fishstix | July 29, 2010 at 1:10 pm
That wouldn’t stop MJ!
Flying-Circus | July 29, 2010 at 1:21 pm
With all the hair, the same, if it weren’t for the boobs you wouldn’t be able to tell who were girls
sean | July 29, 2010 at 1:38 pm
Rock music is the devil’s invention. This is proof. Even so-called “innocent” and “pure” performers can’t avoid being corrupted by this demonic music. Look at what happened to Miley Cyrus: she was supposedly all pure and good, and the music corrupted her. It will happen to the Jonas Brothers unless they get out before it’s too late. You can’t purify something that comes from the Devil. All you can do is shun it in Jesus’ name.
dudeatdudedotdude | July 29, 2010 at 1:45 pm
yep blame the black devil for rock and roll, cos no one ever committed a crime till Rocket 88 came out. how about church music is the devil, cos people sang it before going on crusades to murder millions in the holy land.
dudeatdudedotdude | July 29, 2010 at 1:48 pm
oh, and ska is the devil too, it’s what evil clowns masturbate to
Johnny Cage | July 29, 2010 at 6:02 pm
Actually dudeatdudedotdude people fought the Crusades because Islamics kept sacking civilizations around the Mediterranean and France. Kind of like now but without planes. The Europeans would have won had they not listened to the damn Vatican.
Also Ska music is not the devil…it’s pure animal feces. Go back to Britain you limeys.
Cyrus | July 30, 2010 at 12:17 am
Christians would not have had to go on Crusades if Muslims did not launch their own Crusade first. What, did you think Islam was spread by peaceful means? No! They gave the original Christian Syrians, Greeks, Romans, Spaniards, Anatolians, Persians, black Africans, and Berbers who resided in the Middle East, North Africa, and the Iberian Peninsula an ultimatum: either accept Islam, reject it and become second-class citizens who pay a significant tax, or reject it and die. Real tolerant of them. Also, they destroyed Constantinople, Alexandria, Carthage, and many other great cities in their path.
Maybe you should learn some history instead of letting your ideological outlook distort facts.
Mica Huston | July 30, 2010 at 11:02 am
LOL@ morons using incidents that happened in the 11th, 12th and 13th century as a defense against another moron that thinks the devil made rock music. This is the 21st century dude. The only people still acting like its the 11th, 12th & 13th are the shitstain muslims. Hell of a long time to hold a grudge, unless youre just extremely stupid and have no concept of the term “get over it…it was x thousand years ago”.
Oh, and why did you put the term “black” in there…a lot of your post make you seem inundated with white guilt, unless you are an angry black yourself.
So which is it? angry ignorant black or whitey riddled with guilt for something he had nothing to do with?
dudeatdudedotdude | July 29, 2010 at 1:58 pm
and p.s. sean you cretin, miley and jonas bros do not play rock
Nick Nolte Mugshot | July 30, 2010 at 11:57 am
@Mica Huston
Um, you realize Cyrus was just answering another post that was first to bring up the now tired “dem Christians killed a gillion people in the crusades, zomg I’m so counter culture” rant.
And the whole “are you black/white” strawman argument didn’t make any sense either. It’s like you were trying to build some ammo to throw around. That basically sounds like a crazy thief who tried to turn his interrogation around on the police.
Cop: So what are you doing with this guy’s wallet?
Mugger: What are YOU doing with this guy’s wallet?
Mica Huston | July 30, 2010 at 5:53 pm
@ Nick Nolte Mugshot
yea fuckstick, my reply was to the ORIGINAL post Cyrus was answering to. It was done well before cyrus posted his, i have no clue why its showing up in the lineup where it did. Also, its why i said “This is the 21st century dude” in response to dudedude. ALso, the sentence where I ask “Oh, and why did you put the term “black” in there?” should have been another pointer that my answer was to him, not cyrus. Put the bong (or cock) down and pay better attention stoney.
Jen | July 29, 2010 at 1:59 pm
sean is the new Randall.
JoeC | July 29, 2010 at 2:01 pm
You’re troll fu is weak. At least I hope it is and that you don’t actually believe that superstitious bullshit.
Sean | July 29, 2010 at 3:56 pm
God is Dead.
Johnny Cage | July 29, 2010 at 5:52 pm
I have to admit Sean has a point. The Mouse is trying to turn Miley into the next Britney. It’s like almost every entrainment exec sitting in a leather seat is some border line pedo. Then of course there’s the theory that everything moguls in the music industry touches turns to shit or a drug infested OD waiting to happen.
Madonna – shit.
N’Sync – Total shit.
Every rap star – shit shit shit.
Marilyn Manson – shit that suddenly disappeared and no one gave a damn about.
Eminem – *See Marilyn Manson*
Puff Daddy – “yes you put it around the fist and then use it up the booty”
Dave Mathews Band – It’s like David Hasselhoff but for middle class white college kids.
Chris Brown – He does keep his bitches in check, I’ll give him that much.
Linkin Park – “Oh no, Mom and Dad made me go to church, I must now rebel against them”
Then there’s Pearl Jam, Creed, and the Calling, but we all know they were basically the same band in disguise.
Akiyama | July 30, 2010 at 4:05 am
You die in Mortal Kombat 2.
Johnny Cage | July 30, 2010 at 11:33 am
And I come back in Mortal Kombat 3 to get nailed by Sonya :D
Jon | July 31, 2010 at 9:24 am
You think that Miley is “rock”? Go back to the hood nigga, better yet, go back to school. And stay out of church, that clearly played a part in making you as dumb as you currently are.
And when I say go back to school, I don’t mean US schools, they are shithouse. Try a Canadian school or a Mexican school, much better chance of learning something.
Grand Dragon | July 29, 2010 at 2:04 pm
Mom!!????
:-(
LoL | July 30, 2010 at 1:02 am
What’s funny is that one of my mom’s favorite stories is about how Bon Jovi grabbed her ass, told her she was hot, and frenched her. Dwaaa~ those were the days.
Gwen | July 29, 2010 at 2:07 pm
Michael looks so gorgeous in these! How lucky they were to have met him.
dani | July 29, 2010 at 2:20 pm
Oh my… That’s a lot of hair!
Jennifer | August 5, 2010 at 2:34 pm
lotsa hair EVERYWHERE… have to admit I’m curious about the book!
jumpin_j | July 29, 2010 at 2:22 pm
I knew staying in high school was a waste of time. This just proves it.
shon | July 29, 2010 at 2:34 pm
Why put a Motley Crue song in a Bon Jovi post!? Why not put some Bon Jovi in a Bon Jovi post?
shon | July 29, 2010 at 2:35 pm
Oh, right. The Crue were way better.
kid ROUGH | July 29, 2010 at 2:59 pm
*Cant you see you’re doubting the rough caustic machineeee. (di-di-di-di-di dummmm) As if you didn’t know what I meannnnnn. JUMP. go ahead and JUMPPPPP.*
Sardonic | July 29, 2010 at 3:05 pm
Fish going retro on us. Slow week?
stinky mcpoop | July 29, 2010 at 3:17 pm
The only thing that would make these black & white pictures better would be some american flag pants. Otherwise, I don’t see a problem with this.
I almost thought it was Michael Jackson going down on him in #2 though.
Felipe | July 29, 2010 at 3:34 pm
Yeah!! Motley Crue was much better than Bon Jovi. Anyone looking for a good book should read “The Dirt”, Crue´s biography. That´s a book with a tone of sex, drugs, and 80´s chicks. Nevetherless Im going to say that Guns N Roses was way way better than Crue.
Greetings from Chile!
Steve | August 5, 2010 at 2:33 pm
fuck guns and roses
fart bucket | July 29, 2010 at 4:47 pm
FUCK YES! but the Crue shouldn’t have to be shat on so hard as to be in the same sentence as Bon Jovi though.
Yo Mama | July 29, 2010 at 5:07 pm
Crap in the 80s, shyte today.
Johnny Cage | July 29, 2010 at 5:27 pm
Wait, Mötley Who??
LOL, STFU. We only like the one guy who got to sleep with and beat up on Pam Anderson.
BlighMe! | July 29, 2010 at 5:45 pm
I think I see Bon Jovi peen. Or does one of the chicks have a stub hand? Check out pic 3.
Grand Dragon | July 29, 2010 at 6:00 pm
All of the chicks in this picture are now saggy, disgusting, chain smoking 45 year olds with FUPA’s.
Never get married, guys.
Amy | July 29, 2010 at 9:30 pm
Or girls. After all, you may end up with a pot-gutted, wrinkly ball sack, bitter bastard like the guy above.
stinky mcpoop | July 29, 2010 at 10:51 pm
Wrinkly ball sack? Now that’s harsh…
Jon | July 31, 2010 at 9:26 am
Well you are both the same really except one of you has a cock and the other doesn’t. Seems like you two are made for each other. Match made in heaven. You should share emails and meet up.
dudeatdudedotdude | July 29, 2010 at 9:11 pm
fuckin jersey. never got into hair metal there were really good punk bands in nj in the 80s too.. but the chicks at bon jovi @giants were unfuckinbelievable. well the ones not 13. anyway the phone in that first pic, hurdtin
captain america | July 30, 2010 at 12:25 am
well, I CAN’T ACCUSE HIM FOR THAT………..
rikky ponnting | July 30, 2010 at 4:57 am
i think it is obscenity..all are naked…like this….
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Steve Deraison | August 5, 2010 at 2:31 pm
except reading about bonjovi doesn’t cause cancer
XYZ | July 30, 2010 at 9:00 am
Why all the fuss about these pics? Theres none but every idiot has an opinion and they couldnt help posting it here. Bon Jovi is, Bon Jovi does etc. etc… And Cyrus dear, try to inform urself from non-official sources. The fucked up Xtians started their crusades in order to take control of that part of the Middle East. Give urself a break! Pretexting they go there to defend the holy fucking land (there is no such land anyway but weve been brainwashed into this too for centuries) and the tomb of the imaginary character called Jesus Christ, they raped, killed and plundered. Just like today. They try to “spread” democracy in Iraq, Afganistan, Pakistan and everybody can see the results. And to those who say that rock is devil’s inventions, I have only one advice to give: take ur pills or kill urself coz everything around u/us is satanic so why bother living, ha?
Richard Dawkins | July 30, 2010 at 12:07 pm
10 out of 10 for Trolling. Well done.
http://paradoxdgn.com/junk/avatars/trollface.jpg
ugottabekidding | July 30, 2010 at 10:12 am
Apparently there’s absolutely nothing else going on, since this bullshit is still the first story.
testertest | July 30, 2010 at 12:26 pm
what happens in the eighties should stay in the eighties
Susan Maxillian | August 5, 2010 at 2:26 pm
Sorry.. What happens in VEGAS stays in Vegas. What happened in the 80′s is interesting if you loved the band and you’re hearing about it for the first time like me..
paul | July 30, 2010 at 5:27 pm
I think those are the dudes from Poison
djnas | August 1, 2010 at 10:28 am
excuse me,did somebody day the Muslims started the crusade?what a bunch of horseshit!!!go back and study history dude.amazing how ppl can choose to believe in fiction,just like doctrine of the trinity,another man made croc!anybody who studies theology will know the the earliest teachings of Jesus were of worship to one and only God,then 300years after his death,suddenly became 3!hence,the trinity concept was born,a belief imposed by Constantine,a roman,a pagan who believed in many gods,just like the greeks who also had a hand in it.so to the uneducated fools who choose to post lies about true history,u really need to evaluate your faith!
Brooke | August 2, 2010 at 10:29 pm
“they also weren’t Mötley Crüe who let’s all agree was the better band or you can get the fuck out”
I LOVE YOU FISH. Nikki Sixx always said he thought it was a shame Bon Jovi was such a shitty band, since he and Jon were brothel buddies.
Sandy | August 4, 2010 at 12:58 pm
The eighties best time EVER!
Caroline Estefan | August 5, 2010 at 2:22 pm
You got that right! Can’t wait to see the book!