These are never-before-seen shots of Jon Bon Jovi from the new book Sex, Drugs and Bon Jovi and apparently they’re shocking because Bon Jovi was considered a relatively clean-cut band in the 80s. Granted, they were no Jonas Brothers, they also weren’t Mötley Crüe who let’s all agree was the better band or you can get the fuck out. (Evidence below.) In the meantime, I don’t know who decided to toss Michael Jackson in these promo stills because that’s probably the last person anyone wants to see after basically witnessing an orgy. I’m assuming it’s to scare off young boys who shouldn’t be looking at explicit material in the first place. “Oh, wow, boobies- AHH! It’s that guy mom and dad warned me about! To the panic room!” *lights book on fire*
NOTE: Click Here for NSFW versions and my apologies if I missed censoring any nips. There was 100 of them.
Photos: Splash News
I think I see his private part too…
Oh my one of these girls in the pics looks exactly like my sister–who is now 41. I’m concerned.
How you could pick out your sister with little to no facial features shown…Is quite scary. You from Alabama?
fuckin jersey. never got into hair metal there were really good punk bands in nj in the 80s too.. but the chicks at bon jovi @giants were unfuckinbelievable. well the ones not 13. anyway the phone in that first pic, hurdtin
This is awesome. That is all.
allah achbar (is a mouse) allah achbar allah achbar
Is this suppose to be a surprise?!?
Seriously, WTF superficial why can’t I find uncensored pics on this site anymore?!
Yeah! Why?!
forget it
This picture makes me proud to be an American. Whoever said the American Dream was home ownership has never seen this.
thats totally your mom. ask her.
well, I CAN’T ACCUSE HIM FOR THAT………..
I still wonder how my generation survived the 80′s without literally choking on hair.
Jon Bon Jovi. Catalyzes a conversation that brings back conflicts that are hundreds of years old. Funny. Can we move past old conflicts, and Bon Jovi? As a world we should. No offense to Jersey boy.
i think it is obscenity..all are naked…like this….
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except reading about bonjovi doesn’t cause cancer
Why all the fuss about these pics? Theres none but every idiot has an opinion and they couldnt help posting it here. Bon Jovi is, Bon Jovi does etc. etc… And Cyrus dear, try to inform urself from non-official sources. The fucked up Xtians started their crusades in order to take control of that part of the Middle East. Give urself a break! Pretexting they go there to defend the holy fucking land (there is no such land anyway but weve been brainwashed into this too for centuries) and the tomb of the imaginary character called Jesus Christ, they raped, killed and plundered. Just like today. They try to “spread” democracy in Iraq, Afganistan, Pakistan and everybody can see the results. And to those who say that rock is devil’s inventions, I have only one advice to give: take ur pills or kill urself coz everything around u/us is satanic so why bother living, ha?
10 out of 10 for Trolling. Well done.
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Do you think that Michael Jackson was like “Wow! He he! Look at all the pussy these guys are getting! CHA-Gone! I wish I was as white as these crackers! HOOOOOOO!”
Thank Christ the chicks have tits or I couldn’t tell which ones I should be jerking to.
*hint: It’s the ones without tits.
Look close and you can see Jon’s dong-er. How did they not put a star over that?
Apparently there’s absolutely nothing else going on, since this bullshit is still the first story.
Bon Jovi is like bad medicine and bad medicine ain’t what I need. No, the problem I have is that my passion is a prison and I can’t break free. I’m a loaded gun. I’m living on a prayer and I’m half way there (to your house). Did I mention I’m a loaded gun?
Does anyone else wonder why the girl in the front right is wearing a hospital id bracelet????? LOL
whats up with the dudes leg crossing over JBJ leg in the first photo?
Why is the girl in the front right of pic one wearing a hospital id bracelet?? Love it!!!!!!
Most men cannot handle one gal, let alone three or four
what happens in the eighties should stay in the eighties
Sorry.. What happens in VEGAS stays in Vegas. What happened in the 80′s is interesting if you loved the band and you’re hearing about it for the first time like me..
Let’s not forget this quality piece of journalism from Triumph the Insult Comic Dog: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1z09v_triumph-the-insult-comic-dog-bon-jo_animals
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1z09v_triumph-the-insult-comic-dog-bon-jo_animals
if i was jbj, i would be more concerned getting photographed in those gay looking pants.
I will buy that rotary phone in the corner.
I think those are the dudes from Poison
I miss MJ
Jons wife, Dorothea must be sooo lucky to see those pictures… ;)
excuse me,did somebody day the Muslims started the crusade?what a bunch of horseshit!!!go back and study history dude.amazing how ppl can choose to believe in fiction,just like doctrine of the trinity,another man made croc!anybody who studies theology will know the the earliest teachings of Jesus were of worship to one and only God,then 300years after his death,suddenly became 3!hence,the trinity concept was born,a belief imposed by Constantine,a roman,a pagan who believed in many gods,just like the greeks who also had a hand in it.so to the uneducated fools who choose to post lies about true history,u really need to evaluate your faith!
Which one is Bon Jovi?
“they also weren’t Mötley Crüe who let’s all agree was the better band or you can get the fuck out”
I LOVE YOU FISH. Nikki Sixx always said he thought it was a shame Bon Jovi was such a shitty band, since he and Jon were brothel buddies.
I think MJ was thinking to himself ” how much longer to I have to stand here and pretend to like these idiots before I can politely exit the situation ?” Only the Good Die Young.
The eighties best time EVER!
You got that right! Can’t wait to see the book!
back then, that’s how you got into concerts with those cheap plastic bracelets, not a hospital bracelt
The choice of music is meant to be ironic, just as the pictures are.
What the fuck…??? Did someone take a shit in your oatmeal this morning? I think people might take your point slightly more seriously if you didn’t come across as some loud-mouthed rancid butch cunt on a rant because mommy and daddy didn’t pay enough attention to her and because the tribal tattoo she got turned out looking like a blob of shit on her calf.
Fer fucksake, take a Valium. No, better yet, take a bottle of Valium and chase it with a bottle of Everclear.
Lauryn — your favorite band sucks ass. No, they do. Shush. Let the grown folks talk.
Wow lauryn, you are making our generation seem even stupider then it is thought to be. Stop digging a deeper hole for us.
Oooooo. Why so angry? Is the whole world wrong for loving Bonjovi or for wanting to know more about them? I’m getting the book. Hope that doesn’t piss you off!
Or girls. After all, you may end up with a pot-gutted, wrinkly ball sack, bitter bastard like the guy above.
Wrinkly ball sack? Now that’s harsh…
Well you are both the same really except one of you has a cock and the other doesn’t. Seems like you two are made for each other. Match made in heaven. You should share emails and meet up.
Christians would not have had to go on Crusades if Muslims did not launch their own Crusade first. What, did you think Islam was spread by peaceful means? No! They gave the original Christian Syrians, Greeks, Romans, Spaniards, Anatolians, Persians, black Africans, and Berbers who resided in the Middle East, North Africa, and the Iberian Peninsula an ultimatum: either accept Islam, reject it and become second-class citizens who pay a significant tax, or reject it and die. Real tolerant of them. Also, they destroyed Constantinople, Alexandria, Carthage, and many other great cities in their path.
Maybe you should learn some history instead of letting your ideological outlook distort facts.
LOL@ morons using incidents that happened in the 11th, 12th and 13th century as a defense against another moron that thinks the devil made rock music. This is the 21st century dude. The only people still acting like its the 11th, 12th & 13th are the shitstain muslims. Hell of a long time to hold a grudge, unless youre just extremely stupid and have no concept of the term “get over it…it was x thousand years ago”.
Oh, and why did you put the term “black” in there…a lot of your post make you seem inundated with white guilt, unless you are an angry black yourself.
So which is it? angry ignorant black or whitey riddled with guilt for something he had nothing to do with?
What’s funny is that one of my mom’s favorite stories is about how Bon Jovi grabbed her ass, told her she was hot, and frenched her. Dwaaa~ those were the days.
remember when guy and gary sucked a mean dick?
You die in Mortal Kombat 2.
And I come back in Mortal Kombat 3 to get nailed by Sonya :D
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It’s a little warm to be wearing a sweater at this time of year, don’t ‘cha think?
@Mica Huston
Um, you realize Cyrus was just answering another post that was first to bring up the now tired “dem Christians killed a gillion people in the crusades, zomg I’m so counter culture” rant.
And the whole “are you black/white” strawman argument didn’t make any sense either. It’s like you were trying to build some ammo to throw around. That basically sounds like a crazy thief who tried to turn his interrogation around on the police.
Cop: So what are you doing with this guy’s wallet?
Mugger: What are YOU doing with this guy’s wallet?
@ Nick Nolte Mugshot
yea fuckstick, my reply was to the ORIGINAL post Cyrus was answering to. It was done well before cyrus posted his, i have no clue why its showing up in the lineup where it did. Also, its why i said “This is the 21st century dude” in response to dudedude. ALso, the sentence where I ask “Oh, and why did you put the term “black” in there?” should have been another pointer that my answer was to him, not cyrus. Put the bong (or cock) down and pay better attention stoney.
You think that Miley is “rock”? Go back to the hood nigga, better yet, go back to school. And stay out of church, that clearly played a part in making you as dumb as you currently are.
And when I say go back to school, I don’t mean US schools, they are shithouse. Try a Canadian school or a Mexican school, much better chance of learning something.
fuck guns and roses
lotsa hair EVERYWHERE… have to admit I’m curious about the book!
lol
i think the 70′s were a lot weirder… guys with black glasses , black socks and black body hair. Do you think the whole decade was in B&W
I can see Jon has a boner! It looks like they were really about to get it on.
This was only a photo shoot. Everyone know that BJ was doing Sambora in the poop shoot in the 80′s. The whores are just props for the photos.