Bon Jovi Surrounded by Naked Chicks

July 29th, 2010 // 45 Comments

These are never-before-seen shots of Jon Bon Jovi from the new book Sex, Drugs and Bon Jovi and apparently they’re shocking because Bon Jovi was considered a relatively clean-cut band in the 80s. Granted, they were no Jonas Brothers, they also weren’t Mötley Crüe who let’s all agree was the better band or you can get the fuck out. (Evidence below.) In the meantime, I don’t know who decided to toss Michael Jackson in these promo stills because that’s probably the last person anyone wants to see after basically witnessing an orgy. I’m assuming it’s to scare off young boys who shouldn’t be looking at explicit material in the first place. “Oh, wow, boobies- AHH! It’s that guy mom and dad warned me about! To the panic room!” *lights book on fire*

NOTE: Click Here for NSFW versions and my apologies if I missed censoring any nips. There was 100 of them.

Photos: Splash News


  1. Love
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    I think I see his private part too…

  2. Sugar
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    Oh my one of these girls in the pics looks exactly like my sister–who is now 41. I’m concerned.

    • Booly

      How you could pick out your sister with little to no facial features shown…Is quite scary. You from Alabama?

  3. fuckin jersey. never got into hair metal there were really good punk bands in nj in the 80s too.. but the chicks at bon jovi @giants were unfuckinbelievable. well the ones not 13. anyway the phone in that first pic, hurdtin

  4. Pussy Galore
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    This is awesome. That is all.

  5. Joe
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    allah achbar (is a mouse) allah achbar allah achbar

  6. Vin Broccoli
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    Is this suppose to be a surprise?!?

  7. Commented on this photo:

    Seriously, WTF superficial why can’t I find uncensored pics on this site anymore?!

  8. Commented on this photo:

    forget it

  9. stinky mcpoop
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    This picture makes me proud to be an American. Whoever said the American Dream was home ownership has never seen this.

  10. yo
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    thats totally your mom. ask her.

  11. captain america

    well, I CAN’T ACCUSE HIM FOR THAT………..

  12. Commented on this photo:

    I still wonder how my generation survived the 80′s without literally choking on hair.

  13. Phred
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    Jon Bon Jovi. Catalyzes a conversation that brings back conflicts that are hundreds of years old. Funny. Can we move past old conflicts, and Bon Jovi? As a world we should. No offense to Jersey boy.

  14. rikky ponnting

    i think it is obscenity..all are naked…like this….

  15. XYZ

    Why all the fuss about these pics? Theres none but every idiot has an opinion and they couldnt help posting it here. Bon Jovi is, Bon Jovi does etc. etc… And Cyrus dear, try to inform urself from non-official sources. The fucked up Xtians started their crusades in order to take control of that part of the Middle East. Give urself a break! Pretexting they go there to defend the holy fucking land (there is no such land anyway but weve been brainwashed into this too for centuries) and the tomb of the imaginary character called Jesus Christ, they raped, killed and plundered. Just like today. They try to “spread” democracy in Iraq, Afganistan, Pakistan and everybody can see the results. And to those who say that rock is devil’s inventions, I have only one advice to give: take ur pills or kill urself coz everything around u/us is satanic so why bother living, ha?

  16. Aunt Jemima
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    Do you think that Michael Jackson was like “Wow! He he! Look at all the pussy these guys are getting! CHA-Gone! I wish I was as white as these crackers! HOOOOOOO!”

  17. Erswi
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    Thank Christ the chicks have tits or I couldn’t tell which ones I should be jerking to.

    *hint: It’s the ones without tits.

  18. look closer
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    Look close and you can see Jon’s dong-er. How did they not put a star over that?

  19. Apparently there’s absolutely nothing else going on, since this bullshit is still the first story.

  20. Ike
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    Bon Jovi is like bad medicine and bad medicine ain’t what I need. No, the problem I have is that my passion is a prison and I can’t break free. I’m a loaded gun. I’m living on a prayer and I’m half way there (to your house). Did I mention I’m a loaded gun?

  21. sammycatgirl
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    Does anyone else wonder why the girl in the front right is wearing a hospital id bracelet????? LOL

  22. Ambrozy
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    whats up with the dudes leg crossing over JBJ leg in the first photo?

  23. Commented on this photo:

    Why is the girl in the front right of pic one wearing a hospital id bracelet?? Love it!!!!!!

  24. Mama Pinkus
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    Most men cannot handle one gal, let alone three or four

  25. testertest

    what happens in the eighties should stay in the eighties

    • Susan Maxillian

      Sorry.. What happens in VEGAS stays in Vegas. What happened in the 80′s is interesting if you loved the band and you’re hearing about it for the first time like me..

  26. Commented on this photo:

    Let’s not forget this quality piece of journalism from Triumph the Insult Comic Dog:

  27. Obvious
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    if i was jbj, i would be more concerned getting photographed in those gay looking pants.

  28. ross
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    I will buy that rotary phone in the corner.

  29. paul

    I think those are the dudes from Poison

  30. icarust
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    I miss MJ

  31. Heaven
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    Jons wife, Dorothea must be sooo lucky to see those pictures… ;)

  32. djnas

    excuse me,did somebody day the Muslims started the crusade?what a bunch of horseshit!!!go back and study history dude.amazing how ppl can choose to believe in fiction,just like doctrine of the trinity,another man made croc!anybody who studies theology will know the the earliest teachings of Jesus were of worship to one and only God,then 300years after his death,suddenly became 3!hence,the trinity concept was born,a belief imposed by Constantine,a roman,a pagan who believed in many gods,just like the greeks who also had a hand in to the uneducated fools who choose to post lies about true history,u really need to evaluate your faith!

  33. Gary Lloyd
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    Which one is Bon Jovi?

  34. Brooke

    “they also weren’t Mötley Crüe who let’s all agree was the better band or you can get the fuck out”

    I LOVE YOU FISH. Nikki Sixx always said he thought it was a shame Bon Jovi was such a shitty band, since he and Jon were brothel buddies.

  35. cindyloo
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    I think MJ was thinking to himself ” how much longer to I have to stand here and pretend to like these idiots before I can politely exit the situation ?” Only the Good Die Young.

  36. Sandy

    The eighties best time EVER!

  37. t m
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    back then, that’s how you got into concerts with those cheap plastic bracelets, not a hospital bracelt

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