Bobby Brown’s son Landon, recently seen on MTV’s Rock the Cradle by about five people, is claiming he had sex with Lindsay Lohan in a bathroom, according to The Sun:
He boasts: “Me and Lindsay got really, really close. She followed me to the bathroom during a private party, and, well, we basically got together. I think she knew who I was when she first saw me. We were just staring at each other and she walked by. I walked into the bathroom and she followed me in.”
This story was almost believable until he said “I think she knew who I was when she first saw me.” Then it became fiction. Brandon, Brandon, Brandon. Your anecdote had everything it needed to be taken seriously until you got greedy. I mean, all you had to say was you walked up to Lindsay and let her know that boys have a penis and a girls have a vagina. Then she had to have you. Now that’s believable. In fact, Lindsay’s reading this right now going “I don’t remember that, but it sounds like something I would definitely do. Also, this is the best website in the history of Internet, and I’m rubbing my boobs on the monitor. Ignore the fact I’m talking out loud in this joke.”
She shops at Hermes and still looks like she just crawled out from under a double-wide trailer home.
Eeeeewwwwwwww.
Lindsay is awful.
Linday Lohan and Adnan Ghalib(erace) should hook up.
They suit each other down to the ground.
1.)He’s a liar on so many levels.
2.)THere are billions on this planet THe LoHAN will burst out the firecrotch for but NOT for:
a)Any self-confessed public issue of Booby Brown
b)The Superficial Writer and his Geekologie cubbyhole mate
c)me, but that’s cos I wear garlic 24-7, especially around the groin, can’t be too careful when dat firecrotch appears and it wants a sacrifice.
#35 – Jimbo, she’d be sniffing her arm up to her elbow if she “fingered” that sow.
Brandon or Landon?
wow, big surprise that a nasty skank would fuck a money negro. I think i just threw up in my mouth.
wow, big surprise that a nasty skank would fuck a monkey negro. I think i just threw up in my mouth.
Do you think it’s weird she’s looking and acting soo cheap?
Girls who are almost broke do these things!!
A BIT OF A PANIC-REACTION!!
So she’s mudsharking now. I thought that maybe she had *some* standards.
lindsay lohan is one sweet lady i wish i can get to know her
it wood make my day and year to
to you lindsay lohan some do love you
for how you are
hey #40, i havnt hooked up with anyone that i never dated cause i have morals. and because im not a stupid whore like lindsay lohan and go have sex with random people for fun cause im prettty sure thats how aids and all that fun stuff gets spred.
His son’s name is Landon… not Brandon. But then again, who cares?!!
zhe iz z0 gr0zz!
I think he should see a doctor before his penis falls off.
She is cute and sexy. She is also my favorite. I saw her profile on “S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m ” last week. It is said she is dating a young billionaire on that site now.
I see someone rescued those circa 1985 sneakers from a landfill and hosed them down. Good job.
As for Bobby Brown Jr… riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight… I’m sure Webster gets more pussy than him.
Um his name is Landon.