Bobby Brown’s son Landon, recently seen on MTV’s Rock the Cradle by about five people, is claiming he had sex with Lindsay Lohan in a bathroom, according to The Sun:
He boasts: “Me and Lindsay got really, really close. She followed me to the bathroom during a private party, and, well, we basically got together. I think she knew who I was when she first saw me. We were just staring at each other and she walked by. I walked into the bathroom and she followed me in.”
This story was almost believable until he said “I think she knew who I was when she first saw me.” Then it became fiction. Brandon, Brandon, Brandon. Your anecdote had everything it needed to be taken seriously until you got greedy. I mean, all you had to say was you walked up to Lindsay and let her know that boys have a penis and a girls have a vagina. Then she had to have you. Now that’s believable. In fact, Lindsay’s reading this right now going “I don’t remember that, but it sounds like something I would definitely do. Also, this is the best website in the history of Internet, and I’m rubbing my boobs on the monitor. Ignore the fact I’m talking out loud in this joke.”
Anexio | June 6, 2008 at 2:41 pm
She gross
Feel_the_velvet | June 6, 2008 at 2:41 pm
Dude, smearing human feces on your face and having sex with Lindsay Lohan, while similar in experience, is actually not the same thing.
Rectal Phister | June 6, 2008 at 2:43 pm
I never did Lindsay in the bathroom, but I did do her in the butt once.
Danielle | June 6, 2008 at 2:45 pm
Yeah. And then she ran out of the bathroom and into the arms of Samantha Ronson and cried “I never want something that SMALL in me EVER again!”
..and then the two lovers went home and got busy.
STevec | June 6, 2008 at 2:46 pm
…then he took after his dad and slapped her around…
Coco | June 6, 2008 at 2:48 pm
There’s a better chance she would recognize any of us than that guy
ph7 | June 6, 2008 at 2:49 pm
Lindsey getting her freak on! God for her – All 20 year old girls need to get their ass anonymously tapped now in then -
Dumb ass | June 6, 2008 at 2:50 pm
#4 shut it. Unless saMANtha has a dildo Lindsay ain’t getting anything bigger than that.
mike | June 6, 2008 at 2:53 pm
his name is landon. not brandon.
FRIST!!! | June 6, 2008 at 2:53 pm
God Brandon, what a weird thing to bragg about..
sugarbutt | June 6, 2008 at 2:53 pm
Boy! We sure have missed the pointless ramblings of DanYELL
p911gt10c | June 6, 2008 at 2:54 pm
Clearly he’s not that bright to be braggin about fucking Lohan. She’s like the village bicyle, everyone’s had a turn. He’s not special in the least!
Jimbo | June 6, 2008 at 2:57 pm
Hey FRIST, Guess who is back??
Danielle | June 6, 2008 at 2:57 pm
@8. You WOULD know, wouldn’t ya?
@11. Who the hell are you?
Auntie Kryst | June 6, 2008 at 2:58 pm
You just know that after the bathroom fuck that Lohan tried to smoke the potpourri and steal the decorative soap..
FRIST!!! | June 6, 2008 at 2:59 pm
Um…Shady??
FRIST!!! | June 6, 2008 at 3:01 pm
Hey Jimbo, Veggi invited us to her BBQ. Ok, she didn’t but what say we crash it??
Natalie Fabian | June 6, 2008 at 3:08 pm
haha, who is bobby brown’s son?! he got owned!
Jimbo | June 6, 2008 at 3:09 pm
Let’s go!! Some good Southern BBQ sounds good and we both know Veggi’s bar is fully stocked..
Courtney | June 6, 2008 at 3:12 pm
what the fuck is she wearing in those pictures?
Danielle | June 6, 2008 at 3:12 pm
Losers.
Danielle | June 6, 2008 at 3:15 pm
Forget about what she’s wearing, the important question her is:
Why the hell is she sniffing her fingers??
veggi | June 6, 2008 at 3:15 pm
YAY! Drunken BBQ!!
Uh, did you guys get a look at those shoes?? What the hell are those??
shady… hahahaha
nice one auntie!!
Anonymous | June 6, 2008 at 3:16 pm
Hey Dina, better call your lawyer.
Trover | June 6, 2008 at 3:16 pm
Licking an ashtray is slightly more pleasurable and less hazardous to your health than boning LiLo. I would not brag about doing that used up hag. Een if it was true.
Will | June 6, 2008 at 3:22 pm
yeah right….. sure
this kid is trying to get famous by a bogus rumor he did Lindsey.
I mean his dad is only famous for being a world-class Jackass and loser
Auntie Kryst | June 6, 2008 at 3:23 pm
@23 Thanks Veggi, now what’s this about a BBQ?? I can bring a bottle of Jameson and some from Gates BBQ sauce..
Danielle | June 6, 2008 at 3:25 pm
I couldn’t get on the invite list, could I?
Even if I bring a keg?
=(
Jimbo | June 6, 2008 at 3:29 pm
@27 Auntie, have you ever been to a Bev Mo? Veggi’s bar is twice that big. Your bottle of Jameson would only get in the way.. But you can never have to much booze..
Jimbo | June 6, 2008 at 3:35 pm
@28 Danielle, We are all crashing the party. You can come with us..
Auntie Kryst | June 6, 2008 at 3:35 pm
@29 Too much booze?? What is Tara Reid coming too? Fucking awesome!
shatmypantswithcake'nall | June 6, 2008 at 3:36 pm
she forgot to wash her hands after she pooed and had some shite caked on which she then rubbed off on the wall of the stall before leaving because they were out of toilet paper. she’s sniffing to see if anyone else will notice the whiff of turd on her fingers
sniff that ass | June 6, 2008 at 3:38 pm
mmmm mmm finger lickin’ guuuud
Danielle | June 6, 2008 at 3:39 pm
Okay, but I lied about the keg. I can only afford to bring a couple of bottles of ginger ale. Eh. I don’t get paid until next Friday.
Jimbo | June 6, 2008 at 3:40 pm
@22 Danielle, You can’t figure out why she is sniffing her fingers? She just walk out of a building with her lesbo girl friend Samantha. It is called SF!!
havoc | June 6, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Raise your hand if you HAVEN”T done Lindsey in a bathroom…….
.
quack | June 6, 2008 at 3:42 pm
hasn’t everyone.
Hiding my real identity for no apparent reason | June 6, 2008 at 3:46 pm
ahhhhhhh, to be young and whorish!!
Danielle | June 6, 2008 at 3:46 pm
*raised hand* and disease free…
@35…ewww
Nathiest | June 6, 2008 at 3:46 pm
And why do we believe this person? Man you haters are sick when you got nothing real to twist you make up shit. besides who hasn’t hookedup with a random person at a party in their past? This story is both bullshit. The things that you people choose to pick for the reason to hate someone is just stupid and hypocritical.
Lola | June 6, 2008 at 4:04 pm
#40
You know usually, I would totally agree that the story is totally fake. But since it’s with this whore-bag, I can’t help but believe it.
Li-Lo, it must be horrible to be black-listed by another one of your fellow whores and of all people, by Paris Hilton. I don’t think you can ever get lower than that. If a walking disease such as Paris Hilton refuses to be seen with you or be friends with you, the only logical thing to do is crawl up in a whole and just die…. Sorry you talent-less fire-croth, you get no sympathy or love from me… OR anyone else for that matter…. Well your lesbo lover Samantha Ronson, but I’m pretty sure in due time, she’ll dump you just like everyone else has done
ferlo | June 6, 2008 at 4:06 pm
#40, I agree with you. As hypocritical as it may be though, it doesn’t make that kind of behavior okay…for anybody. So venting about it on people who earn millions of doh to live frivilously and be bad examples for our culture is fine. The truth is: it’s the price they pay. Lindsay, like a lot of people, is clearly disturbed; and like a lot of people who aren’t famous, she will continue to be gossiped about until she gets real help and starts to change.
Tommy Sneakers | June 6, 2008 at 4:18 pm
Did he get into daddy’s crack stash again?
Tommy Sneakers | June 6, 2008 at 4:20 pm
Did he get into daddy’s crack stash again?
Kim Lard-ass-ian | June 6, 2008 at 4:52 pm
Well as much as I am not keen on Li Lo this story has attention seeking piece of shit all over it (and that must be UGLY as FUCK too if his dad is Bobby Brown)
Barak Obama | June 6, 2008 at 5:03 pm
I did Lindsay in the bathroom once also. She fainted at one of my rallies. Then, like any good spear chucker, I slapped the crapp out of her for not telling me I am the new mesiah.
Freaking white trash.
She does have some nice titties though.
My Penis | June 6, 2008 at 5:09 pm
classy
sportsdvl | June 6, 2008 at 5:19 pm
I’m sorry, this is news? Who HASN’T done Lohan in a bathroom??
whitneyh | June 6, 2008 at 5:55 pm
That’s his prerogative…
PeeeShaw | June 6, 2008 at 6:52 pm
Yeah. Right. A black kid knows who his father is. Sure.