Bobby Brown’s children are big fans of myspace. Unfortunately for Bobby, they’re also big fans of getting wasted and writing about it. The myspace profile of Bobby’s 16-year-old daughter, LaPrincia – whose mom is Brown’s ex-girlfriend Kim Ward – lists her favorite alcoholic beverage as Smirnoff raspberry vodka, and answers questions such as: Would you ever be an exotic dancer? – “Ohh yess,” LaPrincia answers. Have you ever danced like a whore? – “Yess all the time.” She also confesses to streaking, kissing a girl and skinny-dipping. Fourteen-year-old Bobby Jr. – also Ward’s child – boasts on myspace that “i can read but i choose not to.” Twelve-year-old Bobbi Kristina, Bobby’s daughter with Whitney, used the screen name “nimpho babby,” and wrote: “i love swimmin with hot guys lol (memories), i love makingout, i love cheerleading, i love driving, and last but not least i love BOYS, BOYS, BOYS!!!!!!!!”
Yikes. If you’re Bobby Brown, and you discover that your twelve-year-old daughter uses “nimpho babby” as a screen name, likes driving and tongue-wrestling hot guys, you tell her that a) she shouldn’t be driving – unless daddy’s drunk, b) “nympho” is spelled with a “y”, c) she better flush the toilet before mommy drowns. Those are apparently the only options. At this point Bobby would lose a father-of-the-year award to Chronos.
Hm… black kids growing up with freaky, famous parents, where have I heard that one before? I bet 50$ they’ll turn white in a couple of years and buy amusment parks and pet monkeys, naming them stuff like… oreo, lube, bubbles
Psychiatrists call it the M.J.-syndrome
La Princia’s myspace is crap compared to Bobby’s son, Quincy.
here’s the link:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=26212304
The most memorable aspect of his myspace is probably his assertion that BOOKS are “Stupid/Retarded”. Oh, and those videos of his brother getting violently smacked upside the head while sleeping.
I just finished watching Ghostbusters II for the tenth time this morning and it just breaks my heart to see how far this star has fallen. To think that he went from writing the theme song to that blockbuster to watching his kids repeat the sins of the father, well like I said it’s heart breaking. Maybe one day Bobby will look back at his life and say, “To think, I wrote the theme for Ghostbusters II, now look at me.” It’s like watching a clown die a slow death, entertaining and sad. You’ll always be my favorite little negro clown Bobby, always.
Please please – if this is true, someone turn them in to Child Protective Services. I do have to ask – if this is reality, wouldn’t we have heard it somewhere else?
To post number two.. let me get this straight.. white kids aren’t having sex at a young age, partying and generally disregarding any authority, especially their parents… because their parents want to be the “cool” parents, buying alchohol and allowing their children to get trashed under their own roofs “They are going to do it anyway, so I prefer they do it in a “safe” environment.. all the while lashing out at any audult who may try to discipline their precious child.. yeah, it’s only in the ghetto.. idiot.
Re: Post 2, HeeHaw, you really hit this one.
I live in the suburban ‘hood, and the screaming, cursing, and brawling that happens when those kids get off the bus is amazing. It’s like something out of the WWE.
I dont think those kids are his, possibly the girl.
Following #30 up there, and imagining LaP. were old enough to provide me with her NY ass cheeks legally, I’m going to assume they would be ugly. But let’s say I could somehow dog it, because it had been a while or something, and it was going on. Then let’s say LaP. gave me a grinning look-back and a “Haaayyy” with that horrible freaking grill. It’s a lock I’d lose my erection, but I might also lose my testicles, my gift of sight, speech, and even an ability to stop sobbing and striking myself, without being tased.
In response to comment # 18 “La Princia” is a better name for a stripper than Juniper. Although still not a better one.
Thanks to comments #41 & #52 he has his marked private.
This comes as no big surprise to me considering they are just products of their environment, poor, rich, white, white, etc.
Duh, I meant to say white or black, etc.
anyone else take particular notice of her “sexy tongue snap?” looks like a future cover of amateur porn dvd!
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=9695130&imageID=255356581&Mytoken=9615060D-113D-1178-4528B84213E03B6648208114
well, i guess it’s her perogative, no?
I second the awesomeness of the Chronos reference.
You see cool kids study classics, not sex and alcohol, and if i ever meet these kids i might just tell them that. Maybe tales from Troy would mend their troublesome ways OR they would throw sharp objects at me and the 12 year old nympho would draw a giant penis on my face.
I could stick my head in a 500 degree oven, but I choose not to I could chew on tin foil … mmm mmmm tin foil….
#61 — it looks like she would like to pick her nose with that tongue :S
Jonathan, B. Brown didn’t write the theme song to Ghostbusters. Some other black guy did. What was his name…….um…..he had three names…..
no he does not!!!!