Bobby Brown has great kids
Bobby Brown’s children are big fans of myspace. Unfortunately for Bobby, they’re also big fans of getting wasted and writing about it. The myspace profile of Bobby’s 16-year-old daughter, LaPrincia – whose mom is Brown’s ex-girlfriend Kim Ward – lists her favorite alcoholic beverage as Smirnoff raspberry vodka, and answers questions such as: Would you ever be an exotic dancer? – “Ohh yess,” LaPrincia answers. Have you ever danced like a whore? – “Yess all the time.” She also confesses to streaking, kissing a girl and skinny-dipping. Fourteen-year-old Bobby Jr. – also Ward’s child – boasts on myspace that “i can read but i choose not to.” Twelve-year-old Bobbi Kristina, Bobby’s daughter with Whitney, used the screen name “nimpho babby,” and wrote: “i love swimmin with hot guys lol (memories), i love makingout, i love cheerleading, i love driving, and last but not least i love BOYS, BOYS, BOYS!!!!!!!!”
Yikes. If you’re Bobby Brown, and you discover that your twelve-year-old daughter uses “nimpho babby” as a screen name, likes driving and tongue-wrestling hot guys, you tell her that a) she shouldn’t be driving – unless daddy’s drunk, b) “nympho” is spelled with a “y”, c) she better flush the toilet before mommy drowns. Those are apparently the only options. At this point Bobby would lose a father-of-the-year award to Chronos.