Bobby Brown has great kids

*bobby_brown_thumb1.jpgBobby Brown’s children are big fans of myspace. Unfortunately for Bobby, they’re also big fans of getting wasted and writing about it. The myspace profile of Bobby’s 16-year-old daughter, LaPrincia – whose mom is Brown’s ex-girlfriend Kim Ward – lists her favorite alcoholic beverage as Smirnoff raspberry vodka, and answers questions such as: Would you ever be an exotic dancer? – “Ohh yess,” LaPrincia answers. Have you ever danced like a whore? – “Yess all the time.” She also confesses to streaking, kissing a girl and skinny-dipping. Fourteen-year-old Bobby Jr. – also Ward’s child – boasts on myspace that “i can read but i choose not to.” Twelve-year-old Bobbi Kristina, Bobby’s daughter with Whitney, used the screen name “nimpho babby,” and wrote: “i love swimmin with hot guys lol (memories), i love makingout, i love cheerleading, i love driving, and last but not least i love BOYS, BOYS, BOYS!!!!!!!!”

Yikes. If you’re Bobby Brown, and you discover that your twelve-year-old daughter uses “nimpho babby” as a screen name, likes driving and tongue-wrestling hot guys, you tell her that a) she shouldn’t be driving – unless daddy’s drunk, b) “nympho” is spelled with a “y”, c) she better flush the toilet before mommy drowns. Those are apparently the only options. At this point Bobby would lose a father-of-the-year award to Chronos.

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