Bobby Brown Fucked A Ghost

In the 1984 original motion picture Ghostbusters, Dan Aykroyd gets blown by a ghost during a musical montage. Sometime after that, Bobby Brown smoked enough crack to believe a similar thing happened to him while he wasn’t high off his ass, which somehow made ghost sex the least incredible thing he told Robin Roberts with a straight face during an interview on 20/20. PEOPLE reports:

The 47-year-old singer recounted the story from his upcoming memoir, Every Little Step, out June 13.
“I bought this mansion in Georgia … this was a really, really spooky place,” Brown says. “But yes, one time, I woke up, and yeah, a ghost. I was being mounted by a ghost.”
Brown, who also claims he slept with Madonna and Janet Jackson, went on to explain that he was not on any drugs when the alleged sexual encounter occurred.
“I wasn’t high,” he says. “I was not trippin’.”

Wait a second. Did that say Madonna back there? I see what’s happening here. Dude, that wasn’t a ghost. Her skin just looks like that if she hasn’t harvested enough souls. Bitch be walkin’ through walls like, “Souls! Souls, motherfucker!” Ain’t no thing.

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