Bobbi Kristina And Her Adopted Brother Broke Up, I Don’t Want To Live In This World Anymore

When two crazy kids like Bobbi Kristina and Nick Gordon can’t make their quasi-incestuous love born out of grief work, there’s absolutely no hope for the rest of us. Yet here we are faced with such a cold, unyielding world because the two have gone their separate ways, according to E! News:

However, as the week went on, the late Whitney Houston’s daughter posted a series of cryptic tweets, suggesting that she and Nick have indeed called it quits.
“I’m leaving , this this good ole town and driving to the send of the world . Maybe it’s beautiful there (: Xxxo,” Brown tweeted Monday. “Who do I trust in this world? Pfft well that’s easy beezie, #Myself, No1 will kno’s me like ME&They’d rather not take thtchance2knoME, &2me.”
B.K. continued her tweet spree, never admitting that she’s single, but emphasizing that she is “on her own.”
“That’s incredibly fine .. Because you’d be missing out on a #REALperson Xxo #armyofme #onmywon #goingtomakeit#determined, she wrote. “I guess it’s time 4me2stop depending on anymore. It’s my time2follow what Mom&The Lord put out on this path for me. #Thankful. Mom xxo.”

Here’s what I don’t get: Absolutely everything that happened up there. Seriously, how did anyone get anything from that? It’s like trying to parse nuclear launch codes for signs of incest. “What is that? An ampersand next to a 2? She fucked her brother.”

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