Everything About The Bobbi Kristina Situation Is Awful

You probably noticed I didn’t write anything yesterday about Bobbi Kristina Brown being found unconscious in a bathtub – Yes, just like her mom died. Give yourself a cookie. – and that’s because there’s really nothing to say. The cops found drugs in the house, her brain was without oxygen for several minutes, and the family’s holding a prayer vigil because hoping for some sort of Jesus Magic to happen is the only thing you can do at this point short of building a time machine and giving her different parents. See? I’m already making this shittier just talking about it. You don’t want me near this.

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