There’s A ‘Blue Lagoon’ Remake Now

April 3rd, 2012 // 44 Comments

“So, wait, after I use this coconut as a tampon, I do what with my cousin?”

If you’ve been on the Internet at all today, you’ve probably already been bombarded with pics of Indiana Evans (?) filming The Blue Lagoon remake for the Lifetime channel (C’est la vie, questionable underage nudity. We shall meet again.), and there’s a very simple explanation for that: It’s Holy Week, so there’s shit-else happening. Fortunately, we’re not just any old entertainment site, so we took it upon ourselves to solve the condundrum of Indiana here never really being completely in a bikini. And while the end product might be a tad creepy if not an affront to God and nature, let’s all agree it has breasts and never speak of this again.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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    your mom
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    Looks completely natural. Kinda like those Kardashian ads, except more plausible.

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    JC
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    I’ve always dreamt of having a woman who was the unholy union of pieces of two other women, so this works for me.

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    Chuck
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    Scarlett Johansson sans boobs.

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    Geedog
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    Love a hungry bum

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    Boner
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    I’m going to see this movie.

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    Hunter Down
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    After five years of Snooki and Kim Kardashian this is the best thing that ever happened to me.

  7. Richard McBeef

    needs more bullwhip if she wants to be a bangable Indiana.

  8. Schmidtler

    well sheesh, I’m not done jerking off to the first one yet.

  9. LJ

    A LifeTime Channel remake of The Blue Lagoon? Next thing you know they’ll do a biopic about Elizabeth Taylor and cast Lindsay Lohan.

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    Schmidtler
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    BOINNNNNNG!!!!!!!!!

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    Mike Walker
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    Shenanigans

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    Uncle Chester
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    “That’s right sweetheart, just keep writing X’s and O’s in the sand”. And it’s that easy.

  13. Deacon Jones

    When I first watched the original “Blue Lagoon”, I fantasized about being stranded on a desert island with a dopey, hot piece of ass.

    Then again, I used to melt down Barbie doll heads and laughingly pour them over my pancakes for breakfast.

  14. KP

    Some of the guys who work on the set of this movie have been coming in everyday and buying coffee from me. When they told my manager they were remaking Blue Lagoon, she asked if it was going to be a porn. lol.

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    O'chunt
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    Yeah, you and me both, buddy.

  16. Cardinal Fang

    I think she’s writing, “Help! Need anal sex!”

  17. Indiana Evans Bikini The Blue Lagoon
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    It looks like she forgot to shave her legs. Nothing worse than a woman with hairy man legs.

  18. Indiana Evans Bikini The Blue Lagoon
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    Blue Lagoon: Gulf Shores, AL. (this makes the cousin part more understandable)

  19. dooood

    “younger than she are happy mothers made”
    - william shakespeare

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    chopsuey
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    I want to eat that burger sooooo badly!!!

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    GeorgeWBush
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    Huh, looks like she’s got some serious wood…

  22. cc

    The coconuts are ready for harvest!

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    cc
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    The long rumored porn spoof of ‘Lost’ has apparently come to fruition. By the looks of it, it’s a must see.

  24. Frank Burns

    Really, the Lifetime Channel? I thought their zeitgeist was purely “Hausfraus in Strife” types of movies, where the female protagonist was attractive, but not so pretty she’d piss off the network’s bon-bon eating audience.

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    tom
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    Why would someone photoshop this ?

  26. Ken

    She’s 22

  27. A Blue Lagoon remake with no tits? Fuck that! I don’t give a damn how hot she is, do justice to the original or GTFO!

  28. tlmck

    They just grow ‘em different down under, and thank god.

  29. Elf

    Seems more like the turquoise lagoon to me.

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    KHADER MAKAN
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    YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL

  31. Ed

    She’s no Brooke Shields but all right… I’ll masturbate to her. I’m sure she’ll be glad to know. In fact it’s better if she knows.

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    Ed
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    He’s thinking about playing with his wood too.

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    Holy Fuck
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    I’m in love with Indiana Evans.

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    dolphin
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    I’d like to see the truth behind her bottom.

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    dolphin
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    I’d like to feel the ass cheeks and somewhere between the cheeks.

  36. The Royal Penis

    Paedo’s round the world rejoicing over the remake of this movie.

  37. snarf

    Ah, this is why Russell Brand isn’t worried about money, he has a new role in the film, standing in for Brooke Shields’ eyebrows.

  38. It’s not worthy of being called a Blue Lagoon Remake unless there’s an underage girl naked the whole movie and getting it on later on…because of plot and stuff

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    TaT
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    She looks like Brooke Shields a bit.

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    Simone
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    Indiana Evans has a perfect body,and she is SO beautiful and sweet.Wish I looked like her…

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