“So, wait, after I use this coconut as a tampon, I do what with my cousin?”
If you’ve been on the Internet at all today, you’ve probably already been bombarded with pics of Indiana Evans (?) filming The Blue Lagoon remake for the Lifetime channel (C’est la vie, questionable underage nudity. We shall meet again.), and there’s a very simple explanation for that: It’s Holy Week, so there’s shit-else happening. Fortunately, we’re not just any old entertainment site, so we took it upon ourselves to solve the condundrum of Indiana here never really being completely in a bikini. And while the end product might be a tad creepy if not an affront to God and nature, let’s all agree it has breasts and never speak of this again.