[Note: Before I start, I just want to say finding Mel Gibson pics to go along with the daily barrage of recordings is literally the highlight of my day. That is all.]
RadarOnline has released a fourth Mel Gibson tape and this one features the now-infamous exchange where Mel demands oral sex or he’ll light the house on fire. Except it’s even darker than that because apparently Mel Gibson needs blowjobs like Lindsay Lohan needs twelve pounds of coke in her face:
It’s a twisted combination of misogynistic emotional violence and rage combined with a dark threat of physical harm as Gibson rages that Oksana fell asleep before they could go into the Jacuzzi together and have sex.
Gibson screams: “I deserve to be blown first! Before the f*cking Jacuzzi! Ok, I’ll burn the goddamn house up, but blow me first! How dare you!??!”
At one point he screams at Oksana: “I should’ve woken you up and said f*cking blow me bitch! I should’ve f*ckin’ woken you up and said blow me! You would’ve liked that better, yeah? But you need the goddamn sleep!”
Oksana protests that she waited for him the night before but fell asleep, and that sends Mel into a new rage.
“Waited and waited,” Mel bellows. “What, two and a half f*cking minutes!? You’re f*cking snoring. Don’t you dare.”
At this point, I think we can all agree that someone should probably blow Mel Gibson right now before he does something crazy. He seems like the type of guy who keeps a tank in his shed for a rainy day. And by rainy day I mean one without BJs. STAY OFF THE HIGHWAYS!