Blake Lively attended the New York premiere of Sherlock Holmes last night, but a quick Google search tells me she’s not even in the movie! How is this not false advertisement? Somebody get me a lawyer who’s willing to sue Warner Bros. until they CGI Blake’s breasts in place of Jude Law’s mustache. (Bet you wish you thought of it first, Guy Ritchie: “Hollywood director.” FACE!)
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Ocelot | December 18, 2009 at 12:03 pm
droooooool
timmy the dying boy | December 18, 2009 at 12:03 pm
She has stumpy fingers.
Kangaroo | December 18, 2009 at 12:03 pm
This chick is fucken gorgeous.
abbz | December 18, 2009 at 12:06 pm
oh well the fingers just ruins it then.
Kangaroo | December 18, 2009 at 12:07 pm
RE: She has stumpy fingers.
Nope. No nails to speak of tho.
Ocelot | December 18, 2009 at 12:12 pm
ugh, i didn’t notice the fingers. now she’s ugly. ruined forever.
Dutch | December 18, 2009 at 12:14 pm
ffs… people better not try and find things wrong with this woman.
Sport | December 18, 2009 at 12:24 pm
dont know who she is but that outfit is SMOKIN’.
rah! rah! | December 18, 2009 at 12:32 pm
What’s with the lines around her mouth?
Valerie | December 18, 2009 at 12:43 pm
Picture 10…really horrifying
Premo Rough | December 18, 2009 at 12:55 pm
I saw her on Saturday Night Live and I’ve decided she’s very cute…
Hilarious | December 18, 2009 at 12:55 pm
She’s perfect. What a beautiful girl.
JJ Daddy-O | December 18, 2009 at 1:00 pm
What’s with the porny poses? Or is that just the MDMA kickin’ in?
Courtyardpigeon | December 18, 2009 at 1:02 pm
Amazing legs!
Sardonic | December 18, 2009 at 1:18 pm
Blake can make Lively on me any time.
Brandon | December 18, 2009 at 1:31 pm
Great legs and one of the nicest pairs of tits in Hollywood right now
Fat Chicks Suck | December 18, 2009 at 1:34 pm
I wish she was just a TOUCH thinner…but she’s still super hot.
blah | December 18, 2009 at 1:34 pm
great body, great hair, great dress…BAD face. horse face.
7L | December 18, 2009 at 1:39 pm
what breasts ?????????????
am i the only one on here that’s like, who cares about this broad?
my chick is wayyyyyyy hotter with real fucking tits compared to her.
Real Talk. no joke
I'm ready now... | December 18, 2009 at 1:52 pm
Please allow me to erupt inside your super-tight, whiskered twat.
lins | December 18, 2009 at 1:57 pm
who the bajesus is she? and what breast?
Orion | December 18, 2009 at 2:13 pm
How pathetic, her 16 yr old co-star is hotter than her.
Hank | December 18, 2009 at 2:35 pm
I’d love to see a closeup of her vag. I bet its looks like a tiny blonde rose.
Spanks | December 18, 2009 at 2:39 pm
WHo much does a boob job like that cost? Anyone know who her surgeon was?
Danny Tanner | December 18, 2009 at 3:14 pm
Those legs are simply amazing but would be best on my shoulders.
whit | December 18, 2009 at 3:32 pm
seriously, what breasts? she has no tits and this outfit clearly shows that.
Tiffany | December 18, 2009 at 5:12 pm
She looks awesome in the LBD. Get all of her clothes here http://outfitidentifier.com/?cat=905
LAW | December 18, 2009 at 5:17 pm
@7.
She is a beautiful woman. Far from perfect but still very beautiful. One thing I do not care to look at on Blake is her legs. She has the potential to have beautiful legs but she seems a tad lazy because they are not very toned. Just a little bit of leg excersizes a week would make her legs easier on the eyes. The way her skin and fat droop over her knees is a big turn off for me. All it takes is 20min. of stair climbing every other day and that would be fixed.
djfld | December 18, 2009 at 5:22 pm
I love/need this dress
a2650415 | December 18, 2009 at 5:37 pm
Just what the world needs, another too-full-of-herself man-faced disposable actress. Ho hum.
Chupika | December 18, 2009 at 6:46 pm
No picture = not happened, if your face is prettier post it. She looks great.
Jarlath | December 18, 2009 at 6:51 pm
Boy, she has really got a set. Truly a site for cyclopean eyes.
Pseudopodia | December 18, 2009 at 7:37 pm
dead fish
Jake | December 18, 2009 at 7:48 pm
meh…just ok…NEXT
WE LOVE PEEN!! | December 18, 2009 at 7:50 pm
I WANNA SEE HER COCK!!
R4i卡 | December 18, 2009 at 9:42 pm
Blake Lively, looks gorgeous and pretty, the dress looks good too. But would love to see a close up picture.
ducky | December 18, 2009 at 11:02 pm
why oh WHY is she always doing DUCK LIPS!! STOP IT BLAKE!! it makes her look older when tries to make her lips look bigger by doing that funny thing with her mouth.
kk | December 18, 2009 at 11:44 pm
@#28
You are a sick sick person,…..i really hope you arent a dude because the way you pick apart her body and see things that an anorexic would in front of the mirror. ( and its not even true , what FAT on her legsHer legs are PHENOMINAL ) you will NEVER find a woman who will live up to such scrutinty……i bet you get off on cartoon or CGI women!
7L | December 18, 2009 at 11:54 pm
she has the face of a young bag lady
the tits of an 11 year old
oh yeah and #28…its knees are gross.
fucking starvation diets. just work out you lazy hag.
WE WANT PENIS!!! | December 19, 2009 at 12:27 am
COCK PLEASE!
Jeff | December 19, 2009 at 12:39 am
what breasts? her face is the best thing about her
laurente | December 19, 2009 at 12:41 am
she has had her boobs done people and her lips and nose
another blondette in hollywood
all of these gals are the same
Jimbo | December 19, 2009 at 12:55 am
I would titty and face f*ck the shit outta her
bell | December 19, 2009 at 1:50 am
what breast?
Lola | December 19, 2009 at 2:57 am
“all of these gals are the same”
That’s Hollywood for you
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LMN | December 19, 2009 at 8:52 pm
Really? Listen to yourselves–you are all so critical!! That “droopy flesh above her knees” IS CALLED MUSCLE so exercising more would just make it bigger. And about her so-called stumpy fingers, wait, now it’s a problem that she cuts her fingernails instead of growing out long sharp fingernails??? The level of perfection that is expected is just unbelievable.
wow | December 20, 2009 at 1:56 am
oh my :)
j | December 20, 2009 at 2:08 am
the audacity of the prior comments is truly despicable
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